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[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

LEAKED IMAGES OF MITCH MCCONNELL’S RECOVERY AFTER HIS THIRD WEEK IN THE HOSPITAL

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[medievaljournalist]

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

[fuckedelf]

U kno what im really starting 2 get fucking tired of getting shot at all tha time

[cutecipher]

[katlovesshrimps]

pouring hot coffee over ice DOES make it colder

thats fucked up theres no way

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[ashenmind]

good lord this thing is useless

[fishmech]

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

[dragongirltongue]

Happy horse on mars day

[cryptotheism]

SPOT TERRY BOGARD

[aceynk]

ITS SO OVER

[angelnumber27]

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

[puppetparried]

this creepypasta-themed blowjob got me blowing my awesomesauce fr...

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

you've met with a terrible fellate, haven't you?

[angelic-soyo]

a sufficiently small off leash puppy girl can make a great snack for a harpy girl in the park

[petulantpony]

hiii. come august (july 21 really) pony is gonna need to couchsurf in oregon for abt a month. if anyone has someplace i can stay around portland please please help me out. the place i was supposed to stay is suddenly saying they have no room for me. i’m really desperate.

[crazysodomite]

[flareonfloof]

can we also stack colored pebbles

[enameledcoppergirl]

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

[bunnygirlneopussy]

novices fear the true utilitarianism of the jorts pantyshot

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[slarpg]

The summer sales are here and we've got our biggest discount EVER!

Right now you can get Super Lesbian Animal RPG on sale for 50% off, which is just $7.50 USD! Get it on Steam where the sale lasts until July 9th, 2026, or on itch.io until July 6th! (No I don't know why itch's summer sale ends three days sooner this time don't ask me lol)

As usual, if you’re new to the game and would like an introduction to its characters, you can check out our free 12-page prologue comic. You can also listen to or purchase the soundtrack on Bandcamp!

[ponett]

The itch sale has concluded but SLARPG is still 50% off on Steam for a few more days!!

[imsobadatnicknames2]

pov ur a politically opinionated latin american on tumblr

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Me: *makes a post about how proposed mining projects from canadian multinationals in the Santurbán páramo are currently threatening to contaminate the drinking water source of my city and 30+ other municipalities (including several indigenous communities) with cyanide*

Guy who creates a new sockpuppet account every time he sees a post about LatAm with the sole purpose of embodying the strawman above:

[imsobadatnicknames2]

"Hey I'm gonna get cyanide poisoning from a first world multinational exploiting my country's natural resources"

"lmao white latinos with their 'imperial core' bullshit again"