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[juney-blues]

[sifserf]

beach birba

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"senator lindsey graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

[storyweavingspider]

Ok there is an actual funnier option

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

[emiyamore]

[gastropods]

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

[commander-ledi]

im laughing because whoever filmed this obviously filmed it to see the slime mold move and then this slug comes and ruins everything

[yugirimistwalker]

she just wanted a tasty snack dont be mean to her!!

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

i found the video it’s from and it’s called “Myxomycetologists nightmare…”

[pache-au-lait]

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

[mikesmeat]

Cute fox iz cute <3

[werewolvesnearyou]

i've never liked anyone this much before

[shortcircuit908]

a bold, feminist retelling of the mcmaster-carr catalog

[gogurtgirlsucker]

hi, im an autistic trans woman and im in a rlly tight spot and things are kinda scary

im moving soon to what should be a much better situation, my cars radiator needs replacing, i need to get back into my storage unit, and i need money for food to eat and gas for the move

the money would go to: car repairs ($600), storage unit ($150), and food and gas

i really appreciate you even reading this

im really worried about how things are going and these past 6 months have been really scary and i think moving will be the first step in getting my feet back under me

if you can share this post i would be extremely grateful

if you can donate any amount, i would be eternally grateful and i would be in your debt forever

thank you for reading, thank you for sharing

if you want nudie pics or a lame drawing or painting, im unskilled but i can try and i would do whatever’s necessary to get my life on track

links below

[charl0ttan]

help my bestieeee💖

[squeakitties]

i bring a sort of "little animal smoking an enormous joint" energy to the function that confuses and mystifies the other attendants

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

awesome pic courtesy of inky-entropy on bsky

[maidthings]

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

[maidthings]

i miss being normal :(

[yossyislandd]

racism literally bleeds through the cracks of everything and if you dare to even barely point it out everyone will kill you

[yossyislandd]

racism runs so deeply in people that if you call it out you are calling out them, and instead of sitting down and examining their own racism they lash out at you for being sooo meansies to them. you don't even have to be talking about anyone's racist behavior in particular because it makes racists so uncomfortable they will come forward themselves and act like you're targeting them specifically. it's okay when they do it because they're doing it in the correct way, in the nice way! they don't mean it like that. in fact they're actually being progressive. you're the cruel one for acting like their racist behavior is racist. you're the problem if you're bothered by their comfort racism. you're the bitchy colored person who makes eeeverything about racism when it so clearly isn't. i'm fucking sick of this.

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[perception-filter]