unto starlight

CB et al | she/it, adult, ΔΘ& | CAN-ULC certified hot girls, engineers in training, and occasional writers | theme by us | avatar by ricecreamart

[cognitohazardous]

fire walk with me logo saying Try And Fuck With Me

[cognitohazardous]

this was supposed to be a draft. please dont look

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

i need2 get more self-obsessed and insufferable

[jame7t]

(Comes back from the evil sorceress’s tower covered in suspiciously placed bruises and poorly hidden hickeys) Uh Yeah Uhm she was torturing me Haha don’t worry abt it. By the way have you guys ever considered joining Her Dark Army

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[kingcatnine]

i know it's not fair to compare the writing of recent debut tumblr authors to Terry Pratchett no matter how much they want to be him but reading a discworld really is making me despair at ppl not understanding what makes a metaphor good. Pratchett just hit me with "the silence of the room crowded in like a fist slowly being clenched" and you want to try my patience with sharpened bananas. go home.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

once long ago whilst briefly in canada i had a latte from tim horton's. and i think the milk they made it with was off. normally there's no "think" about spoiled milk but this was the thing: the coffee didn't taste like spoiled milk. it didn't even taste bad, exactly. it just tasted like smoked goudah cheese. uncannily so. i have eaten innumerable foods whose accuracy to their purported flavors falls short of how pitch-perfect was the smoked goudah taste of my latte. which is -- crucially -- not a flavor that coffee is supposed to have.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

if tim horton's comes out with a smoked goudah latte after this i expect royalties and offerings

[infertilityidol]

[tamamita]

[internetwesley]

Hey what is arknights about

[jamdrawers]

Commission for a Very Fancy Lady (who is a dragon)

I think I was going to give her a more moderate bottom-third-of-the-image for tumblr but I really can't be bothered to make edits now.

[infertilityidol]

*rolling up to freaky tim Hortons* yeah can I get an iced fap and a sausage fucjers wrap

[infertilityidol]

when terrestrial creatures feud they have ground beef

[enameledcoppergirl]

Girls love to be clumsily touched

[redwyverndht]

THEY'RE MILKING THE FUCKING DRAGONS

[shortcircuit908]

how i make my money is no concern of yours

[dragongirlsweetie]

idea: turn a girl into a vaporbeon and uhhhh. i dont know. now she's blue and weird

[dragongirlsweetie]

she's all like what's happening to meeeee and you're like lolllll you're likesome kind of fishdog

[dragongirlsnout]

And then she goes all flooby

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

🫪 are you talkbing about me

[dragongirlsnout]

Are you perhaps blue and weird? A little flooby even?

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

........yeahb 🥺😭

[dragongirlsnout]

That's A-okay! Hey, can you do me a solid and climb in here? I'll give you a weed gummy 🥺

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

that sbounds nice 😭💙

[coughloop]

A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

[memorycycle]

can u pls leave the discussions to the scholars

[dragongirlsweetie]

idea: turn a girl into a vaporbeon and uhhhh. i dont know. now she's blue and weird

[dragongirlsweetie]

she's all like what's happening to meeeee and you're like lolllll you're likesome kind of fishdog

[dragongirlsnout]

And then she goes all flooby

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

🫪 are you talkbing about me

[dragongirlsnout]

Are you perhaps blue and weird? A little flooby even?

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

........yeahb 🥺😭

[dragongirlsnout]

That's A-okay! Hey, can you do me a solid and climb in here? I'll give you a weed gummy 🥺

[hbmmaster]

I've now seen two different deltarune theory videos that describe gaster's theme as having an interval of seven semitones and then pointing out other music that uses that same interval to assess how likely it is that it's a deliberate reference to gaster's theme but without at any point clarifying that an interval of seven semitones is more commonly known as a "perfect fifth" and is actually the second most universal interval in all of music after the octave and it's actually harder to find music that doesn't contain any perfect fifths than music that does

[hbmmaster]

it's such an irresponsible writing decision you know. perfect fifths are one of the first things you learn about if you study music theory for any amount of time. referring to it by the width of the interval in half steps instead of by its more common name makes it sound more mysterious and special than it actually is. it's leading an audience who doesn't know anything about music theory except a vague understanding of the word "leitmotif" to think "yeah, why would both of these tracks have a melody with two consecutive notes separated by exactly seven semitones if one isn't meant to be a reference to the other?" even though that question has a really obvious answer that anyone who knows anything about music theory should be able to explain

[theweightofuwu]

calling perfect fifths a motif is like calling "uses words with the letter 'e' in them" a typing quirk