top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall
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top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall
"if you're abused just tell adults" what if i was seen as the abuser? what if everyone believed i deserved it bcs of how i behave? what if it was the adults that diagnosed me with "awful child disorder" and medicated us about it? what if the meds made us complicit?
kill yourself
i did. the adults didn't listen and my dad hit me more for it. i told my mom and she told my dad and he hit me more for it. i told my school and they told my dad and he hit me more for it.
see a trend here?
Discord Server Rules:
1. Don’t sexualize other user’s dads. Moms are fine. You can fuck their mums.
2. If someone falls asleep in the group call you just quietly lower their volume and look after your new sleep buddy. Maybe rename them or the VC to let everyone know but don’t get weird with it. Maybe a little somno is okay.
3. Use personal mute to pee, not server mute. You’ll only make this mistake once and it’s a “mistake” every time afterwards.
4. There should be a channel for posting pictures of animals that various users identify with, tagging them and ideally attaching a thematic emoji. Bonus points if multiple people jump in at once. This channel should have the most exclamation marks.
5. You don’t need to make a thread for that but you should make a thread for that.
6. Don’t forget to raise the sleepy person’s volume again. You forgot didn’t you?
7. It doesn’t matter if people are sexting in the selfie channel, you can get over that. Sexting in #vent is only bad because #vent shouldn’t exist, we have enough places to mute those struggling in real life. Maybe grandma dying adds to the ambiance.
8. At some point you’re going to be asked to play a game you’ve never heard of and you should absolutely say yes. Don’t play games you’ve heard of, that’s a common pitfall.
9. Give it like. A five second gap between joining an ongoing call and talking. This one’s gold trust me.
10. Lower your soundboard volume please. Yeah yeah no the funny mp3s are funny they’re just - yeah, yeah quite jarring. Yeah you’ve been able to adjust the volume they send at and preview them for a while. Yeah, that was news to me too.
Hi if you need me I'll be in my donut
bunnies are laundering
im evil btw
oh NO! the evil asker is in our mailbox...
do you want some coffee? the evil bookclub is about to start
get high and say "eek!"
game idea: one of the enemy types you can encounter is dog type. you can tell if an enemy has this type because it will either be called a "doggy" or a "puppy". they will drop dog enzymes and dog medicine. dog medicine can be used on an enemy dog to heal it mid-battle, which provides no benefit to the player
nsfw artists will use literally any term but transfem or trans woman to describe their "women with dicks" art
you're in a girl's room and she's weird
what do you do?
>Ask her about the Plushies on her Bed
>Make out Sloppy Style
let's try that again, when i fell from the heavens and pierced that scoundrels throat with my lance and then gracefully slid down its length, i was like "an angel" or "a valkyrie" i did not look like a fucking stripper
i ate a sentinel berry and became watchful
My biggest kink in fiction? Probably scenarios in which the social object of "trans girl" is allowed to exist fully in her own right without the adjective impacting the way she is treated; where she is allowed to be raunchy, hesitant, capable, shy, lascivious, or reserved without those being viewed constantly as symptoms of a specific nature. Nonhuman genitalia is a pretty close second though.
what if I want to wake up next to another trans girl and be able to cuddle her for hours and hours and hours and hours, what then
subtle environmental storytelling of me having to write “another trans girl” so cis dudes dont start stinking up the notes of this one
i have to butt mog some zoomers
lo and the spirit compelled me to suffer the zoomers with mine own splendid ass, and to mog the children of men, that they might know the greatness of my hinderparts and thus may know fear🙏🏻
wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example
Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.
$28?