unto starlight

CB et al | she/it, adult, ΔΘ& | CAN-ULC certified hot girls, engineers in training, and occasional writers | theme by us | avatar by ricecreamart

[baeddoll]

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

[dogpuppy]

[dragongirlsnout]

10 signs you're a "mustelid" female (rarer than alpha!?)

[dragongirlsnout]

Ummm just so you know OP is actually a digital artist, they didn't really paint that art :/

[filmphotofranz]

source

[powercords]

steve-o scared as fuck of fun and toys

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!

no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.

you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders

as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this

[hardgockcafe]

Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. I’m an authority on this since I’m legitimately the coolest girl in the world.

[himejoshikomaeda]

i can’t stop crying laughing at this

[stargazersasha]

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

[stargazersasha]

mature content

[butcherdyke]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

so if I set up a big projector screen in the back of a truck and drive out to Amish country to show cocomelon to the kids is that like unethical

[ladyofspoons]

unambiguously yes

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

hell yeah

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

she said "I pawmise" so you have to believe her no matter what because she's cute.

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

What is a heat sink if not an erogenous zone you unlock by stunlocking your machine girlfriend

[infertilityidol]

wise minds see the rise of the ferretgirl on the horizon

[clickrtraind]

@estrogenesis-vaporeongelion its working

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

absolute fucking cinema. i'm so proud of you all

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

(posting afresh on the new blog)

my favorite holiday approaches, my friends<3 please, celebrate with me for the briefest instant

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

found this pic from when i had my orchi

[4e3076]

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...