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CB et al | she/it, adult, ΔΘ& | CAN-ULC certified hot girls, engineers in training, and occasional writers | theme by us | avatar by ricecreamart

[calamity-corner]

my surgeon said after one month i need to start "exploring the clitoris" with my fingers. yeah i have to be really whiny and pathetic the whole time too, mhm. i'm supposed to rub my clit in bed with my shirt up over my tits, for the healing process you see. gotta make sure everything works as it should. reeeaaally gotta make sure

[calamity-corner]

yeah sorry my doctor said i had to send you a bunch of cumming videos with sound, for. for the healing process. second opinion and all that. yeah i keep calling your name when i cum in the video because i wanna make sure you're paying attention, this is really important medical stuff sis

[oidial]

bappy saturday day

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[cute-animals-only]

bed time

[pjackk]

When will pride month be over already

[nacht---hexe]

'it can be sooo stressful owning people as property. it makes sense you'd lash out every so often, i mean heck, thats why i don't wanna own any, i couldn't handle how stressful and difficult it is to have to deal with them every day. plus, I just hate the demographic of people that you're legally allowed to own, they're annoying to be around and unclean. i avoid them in public because of that, I'm glad there are so many places they're banned from' and other things you can say about children without anyone batting an eye

[firem4ge]

I don’t trust white gay people. You’ll literally get called too aggressive by white tme queers for being a mean brown tranny and then get kicked out of spaces that you were in first. They won’t even have the grace of telling you to your face.

[firem4ge]

It is fundamental that you remember that the White queer, and the tme queer are the White moderate. They are worse than the conservatives because at least the conservatives will tell you to your face that they hate you for being a tranny. Instead the white moderate will get rid of the only racialized tranny because she just had bad vibes. She really brought the mood down.

[doedipus]

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

[dragongirlsweetie]

girlsnout

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

jojos sucks because none of the protag dudes ever summons his stand for the first time and is like hhey avdol why is mine a girl

[lammiesdotyum]

[stupidestasshole]

why is it that whenever i kick my feet for fun theres always dogs in the way

[stupidestasshole]

REBLOGS > LIKES

[sailatina3]

Waifu impact has a spanish translation and yet deltarune doesn't.

[sailatina3]

LEAVE THE MILLIONARE ALONE HE'S JUST A HARD WORKING WHITE BOY MAKING THIS GAME ALL BY HIMSELF PLUS LIKE A DOZEN OTHER DEVS BUT THATS IRRELEVANT OK ALL HE HAS IS 2 OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL INDIE GAMES OF ALL TIME SELLING ATLEAST 13 MILLION COPIES PLUS HIS PAYCHECK FROM WORKING ON POKÉMON PLUS HIS PAYCHECK FROM PUTTING SANS IN SMASH BROS HE IS LITERALLY INDEPENDENT AND ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT GAVE ANY INDUSTRY CONNECTIONS. HES SO HUMBLE AND DEFINITELY DOES NOT HAVE MORE MONEY THAN I'LL EVER OWN IN MY LIFE FROM MERCH SALES MADE IN SWEAT SHOPS PROBABLY. WHEN YOU INSULT MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY IT HURTS ME WHY CANT THE STUPID BEANERS JUST SHUT UP. ITS JUST A VIDEO GAME WHY DO U CARE. I DEFINITELY DONT CARE WHICH IS WHY IM SUCKING THIS WHITE BOY DICK SO HARD. SPENDING MY TIME DEFENDED A MAN WHO WILL NEVER KNOW ME. ITS WORTH IT IF I GET TO PUNISH LATINOS FOR THINKING THEY DESERVE ANYTHING.

[janederscore]

objectively cutest girls behavior is when you lay down with another girl and you look at her and she looks at you and you are both Looking and saying hi to each other over and over again

[ashenmind]

“what? don’t like it when your ‘manic pixie dream girl’ is experiencing mania?”

[playwolves]

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

[lonestatus]

there's a real special way that by 200 notes a post reaches the open waters of tumblr, a place where nobody has ever heard of nor read anything at all before and the concept of a joke is unknown