MonkyToesOfDoom

Just living and enjoying life.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your favorite songs are always much more satisfying when they come on the radio

[artfilmfan]

The Booksellers (D.W. Young, 2019)

[anxietyproblem]

Instagram

[justfuckingdanny]

So I started writing my book and focused my time on my other blog. If you’ve enjoyed my work so far please check it out. The book will be out next year. 

www.themiamadison.com

[anothersickminded]

“I want to travel and fuck you in every city we go.”

— to bebe  (via hellish-daddy)

[fjolltroll-deactivated20130616]

[animenigga-deactivated20131029]

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

[raconteuze]

im crying a lil bit

[pokemoncards]

I need this in my tumblr forever.

[girlfriender]

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

[helllosweetie-deactivated201511]

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

[pei-zhu1210-deactivated20170524]

who names their kid bacon

[ameliacgormley]

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

[thahalfrican]

[irlbastard-remade-deactivated20]

is no one gonna talk about how the girls afraid of Donald Trump in her closet

[new-age-conservative-deactivate]

I think Trump being the boogeyman makes perfect sense…

[chocolatedeathwarrior-deactivat]

There is literally nothing about this post that I don’t love.

[radarsteddybear]

THERE’S MORE!!!!

Hobbes and Bacon #2

Hobbes and Bacon #3

Hobbes and Bacon #4

[monkytoesofdoom]

😅 https://www.instagram.com/p/BvLEcYtHiGBSR-bU4hJ-1XrSpaL6EmDXYZOSxM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nxarg229beuf

[monkytoesofdoom]

[monkytoesofdoom]

[monkytoesofdoom]

Heh heh heh 😁😆😅 https://www.instagram.com/p/BuxkI6KnEiYuUNrC_cMNW2rXTCVHTjk82_CO240/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1se210eunw7cn

[monkytoesofdoom]

I'm pretty sure if I put the offer to be a taco daddy that my inbox would be full quickly. 😂🤣😆 https://www.instagram.com/p/Buphfc7HrLdcY2WZrz_7p2hw1SD-0VNcAk-WUs0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=q6aa3irbrwbn

[catchymemes]

[lokis-little-kitten]

This should be the new M&M commercial!

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Im laughing so fucking hard right now

[thelonewandererknight]

Goddammit that make me laugh so hard😂

[monkytoesofdoom]

This truly did make me "Ha ha ha" out loud. 😂🤣 (at Oak Creek, Wisconsin) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuZw8_ZHsgfZNKz_6yQtyY-a65G-pdGKwqDSEI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pc50mnwo49gb

[monkytoesofdoom]

Saw this posted on the Wisconsin Chive page. C'mon people, we love taking pictures of our puppies, a quick email or a stamp and envelope to make her day is all it'll take. https://www.instagram.com/p/BuY28gcn4McIyZ1Yxo8PNLFmyM40A1cMZG2dZA0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qztu2zjxizaf

[monkytoesofdoom]

Ha!!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/BuXvwOHnvMtV96O5721v_y-yQmG_lrxoOhbGqI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1spzu8obzb5a1

[monkytoesofdoom]

[monkytoesofdoom]

That second jar would be another dad joke jar since I rarely swear. 😅 https://www.instagram.com/p/BuXrgntH8BhDKsWPlXRQizDWWW2hpHVNZzYRkE0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2stmkaq3815r