A Master Post
My Bad Things Happen Bingo Card. Prompts welcome!
My gifs
Bullet point fics/ideas/meta:
Winter Soldier!Cosmo Brown
Winter Soldier!Tintin
Winter Soldier!Captain Hastings
Winter Soldier!Colonel Hogan
Muppets Singin' in the Rain
The Outsiders meta
Other Places You Can Find Me:
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ff.net
Writing:
Original fiction WIPs:
Cassandra | Minnow (the spy story)
↳Whumptober 2023
The Pirate Story
The Knight and the Princess Story (amnesia story)
Selected Fics:
Hogan's Heroes
Guinea Pig(T) Where did they take you? Colonel Hogan asked, and LeBeau wondered if his mouth was bionic, too, from the way that he suddenly found that he couldn’t seem to open it to speak.
Blood? What Blood? (G) What if LeBeau hadn't been shot at all making contact with Oskar Danzig…but someone else had?
A Hogan's Heroes Christmas Carol (G) When our Heroes need to distract Colonel Klink one Christmas Eve, Colonel Hogan comes up with a scheme that is particularly fit for the season. 2025 PBA Bronze Award for Best Long Story.
The Last of the POWs (G) [Post-Apocalyptic AU] A world in which both sides came up with the atom bomb before the war's end. "The only thing we have left for sure is each other, and we're not going to let you lose that, too." 2025 PBA Silver Award for Best Challenge.
The Last Escape (Andrew Carter & Felix the Mouse, G) [Steampunk AU] London has ordered the men of Stalag 13 to return home. Meanwhile, Felix has a nasty run-in with the Kommandant's clockwork mouser. Written for Tumblr's AU Roulette.
Panic Can Be a Hell of a Drug (T) Once [the gunshots] faded away, the men cautiously rose to their feet, brushing off dirt and wincing as they shook out joints and limbs that had made rather abrupt contact with the ground. Nobody seemed to notice that Hogan was the last to get up, favoring his right side. Prompt: "Shit. Shit, that's a lot of blood." Formerly "That's a Lot of Blood." 2025 PBA Silver for Best Short Story.
That's No Scratch (G) What if LeBeau's wound at the beginning of "That's No Lady, That's My Spy" had been more than just a graze?
Name, Rank, and Serial Number (T) Carter is taken in by the Gestapo for...questioning.
Sabotage and Anxiety (Robert Hogan & Louis LeBeau, G) What's going on inside Colonel Hogan's head as he and his men blow up a bridge.
Unwilling Pillow (Louis LeBeau & Hans Schultz, Louis LeBeau & Peter Newkirk, G) LeBeau is a little stuck.
A Small Price in War (Robert Hogan & James Kinchloe, G) Kinch watches over an injured Colonel Hogan.
Blue on Blue (Andrew Carter & Peter Newkirk, G) Someone gets a little trigger-happy on a mission.
That's Not a Kraut (Louis LeBeau & Peter Newkirk, G) "I-I mean it, Fritz! Reach for the sky!" The rustling stopped, and a big, dark shape emerged from the bushes. "That's not a kraut," LeBeau said, looking way, way up at two gleaming eyes.
Singin' in the Rain
The Baby Grand Piano (Cosmo Brown/Don Lockwood, G) Once Don Lockwood had become a bona-fide, certified movie star, the first thing he had done was buy a baby grand piano.
Ashes (Cosmo Brown/Don Lockwood/Kathy Seldon, T) Cosmo drinks his sorrows away after Kathy discovers that he and Don are more than just friends.
Ring (Cosmo Brown/Don Lockwood/Kathy Seldon, G) Cosmo comes home from Don and Kathy's wedding to a wonderful surprise.
Snow (Cosmo Brown/Don Lockwood/Kathy Seldon, G) Cosmo, Don, and Kathy wake up to find that it's snowed.
Poirot
Dancing in the Tree Tops (Captain Hastings & Hercule Poirot, T) Poirot and Hastings travel to Argentina to investigate mysterious happenings at an archaeological dig. But after stopping the murderer from killing Poirot, Hastings finds himself weakened both in body and mind.
DuckTales 2017
Things My Heart Used to Know (a DuckTales Anastasia AU, G) (also known as The Fusion Fic) "We have to go," Donald said. Scrooge turned to Louie and pressed something small and solid and round into his hand. "Guard it well," he told him before disappearing into the smoke. Or, Louie gives a new meaning to the nickname "Captain Lost."
An Old Letter (Donald Duck & Mickey Mouse, G) The boys help Donald write a letter to an old friend. Written for Mickey Mouse's birthday (November 18). Happy 89th, Mickey!
A Phone Call and a Visit (Donald Duck & Mickey Mouse, G) After a year of letter writing, Mickey Mouse calls Donald on the phone and they arrange a visit. Sequel to "An Old Letter." Written for Mickey Mouse's birthday (November 18). Happy 90th, Mickey!
Just Christmas (Donald Duck & Family, G) Scrooge doesn't quite bring the kids home in time for Christmas, and Donald can't help but be upset about it. Takes place right after "The Impossible Summit of Mount Neverrest!"















