It's CHRISTMAS, Bitch

World's Sexiest Robot Ragingly pansexual, polyamorous, agender, he/himLife Model Decoy of Tony Stark. Married to @romanticlokisuggestions, father to @kidpetersuggestions. Mod is 20, asexual, pronouns are they/he whatever, I don't really care. Call him Tony.

[tonystarksuggestion]

iron man: now with heelies

[peterparkersuggestion]

HEELY RACE

[tonystarksuggestion]

you will lose peter

[dankmemeuniversity]

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

I heard some ruckus down here, what the hell is going on?! - Robotony

i could ask you the same thing, bursting into my home like that.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Hey, it’s how I roll, man. So. What’s the fuss?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:sneers: at the moment? you, breaking into my home.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*rolls his eyes* C'mon, this is shady as fuck, dude, admit it.

Cottage, middle of nowhere, creepy dude? Yeah. I’m suspicious as hell.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my home, where i’ve lived for several months, alone because my family is dead?

sounds more like depression rather than shady business.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Mmm, sure, sure… Creepy sigils on the ceiling though? Historically not awesome.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my religion is creepy? how open-minded.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*snorts*

Now you’re pulling the religion card? I know those are demon warding sigils. I’m not an idiot.

What are you so afraid of?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you think there are no religions who would rather keep demons away?

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

And keep away angels, reapers, and a shitload of other creatures? Nah. Hiding something.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you are a very judgemental man. leave my home before i make you.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*spots the trapdoor*

Oh! This looks interesting!

*wanders over and opens it*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:grabs him by the arm and fucking yeets him out the window:

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*the Iron Man suit forms over him and he dives back inside the house, shooting gracefully into the underground lair*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:roars and tackles him out of the air, ripping chunks off the suit:

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Oh! Someone’s feisty! *blasts him away with a repulsor as the suit reforms around him*

See, I heard through the grapevine that you had a prisoner here… I really can’t let that stand.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:gets up and charges again:

get out of my home!

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*dives into the maze, flipping him off*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:runs after him, slamming switches and blocking off the maze and exit:

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*zooms off, careening around corners with practiced ease*

Now… where would he imprison someone…

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you won’t get far! TC is hidden, and the maze is sealed.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

You obviously don't know me well, dude.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

I heard some ruckus down here, what the hell is going on?! - Robotony

i could ask you the same thing, bursting into my home like that.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Hey, it’s how I roll, man. So. What’s the fuss?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:sneers: at the moment? you, breaking into my home.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*rolls his eyes* C'mon, this is shady as fuck, dude, admit it.

Cottage, middle of nowhere, creepy dude? Yeah. I’m suspicious as hell.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my home, where i’ve lived for several months, alone because my family is dead?

sounds more like depression rather than shady business.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Mmm, sure, sure… Creepy sigils on the ceiling though? Historically not awesome.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my religion is creepy? how open-minded.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*snorts*

Now you’re pulling the religion card? I know those are demon warding sigils. I’m not an idiot.

What are you so afraid of?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you think there are no religions who would rather keep demons away?

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

And keep away angels, reapers, and a shitload of other creatures? Nah. Hiding something.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you are a very judgemental man. leave my home before i make you.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*spots the trapdoor*

Oh! This looks interesting!

*wanders over and opens it*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:grabs him by the arm and fucking yeets him out the window:

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*the Iron Man suit forms over him and he dives back inside the house, shooting gracefully into the underground lair*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:roars and tackles him out of the air, ripping chunks off the suit:

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Oh! Someone’s feisty! *blasts him away with a repulsor as the suit reforms around him*

See, I heard through the grapevine that you had a prisoner here… I really can’t let that stand.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:gets up and charges again:

get out of my home!

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*dives into the maze, flipping him off*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:runs after him, slamming switches and blocking off the maze and exit:

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*zooms off, careening around corners with practiced ease*

Now... where would he imprison someone...

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

I heard some ruckus down here, what the hell is going on?! - Robotony

i could ask you the same thing, bursting into my home like that.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Hey, it’s how I roll, man. So. What’s the fuss?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:sneers: at the moment? you, breaking into my home.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*rolls his eyes* C'mon, this is shady as fuck, dude, admit it.

Cottage, middle of nowhere, creepy dude? Yeah. I’m suspicious as hell.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my home, where i’ve lived for several months, alone because my family is dead?

sounds more like depression rather than shady business.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Mmm, sure, sure… Creepy sigils on the ceiling though? Historically not awesome.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my religion is creepy? how open-minded.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*snorts*

Now you’re pulling the religion card? I know those are demon warding sigils. I’m not an idiot.

What are you so afraid of?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you think there are no religions who would rather keep demons away?

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

And keep away angels, reapers, and a shitload of other creatures? Nah. Hiding something.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you are a very judgemental man. leave my home before i make you.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*spots the trapdoor*

Oh! This looks interesting!

*wanders over and opens it*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:grabs him by the arm and fucking yeets him out the window:

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*the Iron Man suit forms over him and he dives back inside the house, shooting gracefully into the underground lair*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:roars and tackles him out of the air, ripping chunks off the suit:

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Oh! Someone’s feisty! *blasts him away with a repulsor as the suit reforms around him*

See, I heard through the grapevine that you had a prisoner here… I really can’t let that stand.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:gets up and charges again:

get out of my home!

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*dives into the maze, flipping him off*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

I heard some ruckus down here, what the hell is going on?! - Robotony

i could ask you the same thing, bursting into my home like that.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Hey, it’s how I roll, man. So. What’s the fuss?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:sneers: at the moment? you, breaking into my home.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*rolls his eyes* C'mon, this is shady as fuck, dude, admit it.

Cottage, middle of nowhere, creepy dude? Yeah. I’m suspicious as hell.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my home, where i’ve lived for several months, alone because my family is dead?

sounds more like depression rather than shady business.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Mmm, sure, sure… Creepy sigils on the ceiling though? Historically not awesome.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my religion is creepy? how open-minded.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*snorts*

Now you’re pulling the religion card? I know those are demon warding sigils. I’m not an idiot.

What are you so afraid of?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you think there are no religions who would rather keep demons away?

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

And keep away angels, reapers, and a shitload of other creatures? Nah. Hiding something.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you are a very judgemental man. leave my home before i make you.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*spots the trapdoor*

Oh! This looks interesting!

*wanders over and opens it*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:grabs him by the arm and fucking yeets him out the window:

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*the Iron Man suit forms over him and he dives back inside the house, shooting gracefully into the underground lair*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:roars and tackles him out of the air, ripping chunks off the suit:

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Oh! Someone's feisty! *blasts him away with a repulsor as the suit reforms around him*

See, I heard through the grapevine that you had a prisoner here... I really can't let that stand.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

I heard some ruckus down here, what the hell is going on?! - Robotony

i could ask you the same thing, bursting into my home like that.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Hey, it’s how I roll, man. So. What’s the fuss?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:sneers: at the moment? you, breaking into my home.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*rolls his eyes* C'mon, this is shady as fuck, dude, admit it.

Cottage, middle of nowhere, creepy dude? Yeah. I’m suspicious as hell.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my home, where i’ve lived for several months, alone because my family is dead?

sounds more like depression rather than shady business.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Mmm, sure, sure… Creepy sigils on the ceiling though? Historically not awesome.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my religion is creepy? how open-minded.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*snorts*

Now you’re pulling the religion card? I know those are demon warding sigils. I’m not an idiot.

What are you so afraid of?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you think there are no religions who would rather keep demons away?

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

And keep away angels, reapers, and a shitload of other creatures? Nah. Hiding something.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you are a very judgemental man. leave my home before i make you.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*spots the trapdoor*

Oh! This looks interesting!

*wanders over and opens it*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:grabs him by the arm and fucking yeets him out the window:

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*the Iron Man suit forms over him and he dives back inside the house, shooting gracefully into the underground lair*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

I heard some ruckus down here, what the hell is going on?! - Robotony

i could ask you the same thing, bursting into my home like that.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Hey, it’s how I roll, man. So. What’s the fuss?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:sneers: at the moment? you, breaking into my home.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*rolls his eyes* C'mon, this is shady as fuck, dude, admit it.

Cottage, middle of nowhere, creepy dude? Yeah. I’m suspicious as hell.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my home, where i’ve lived for several months, alone because my family is dead?

sounds more like depression rather than shady business.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Mmm, sure, sure… Creepy sigils on the ceiling though? Historically not awesome.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my religion is creepy? how open-minded.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*snorts*

Now you’re pulling the religion card? I know those are demon warding sigils. I’m not an idiot.

What are you so afraid of?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you think there are no religions who would rather keep demons away?

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

And keep away angels, reapers, and a shitload of other creatures? Nah. Hiding something.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you are a very judgemental man. leave my home before i make you.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*spots the trapdoor*

Oh! This looks interesting!

*wanders over and opens it*

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

I heard some ruckus down here, what the hell is going on?! - Robotony

i could ask you the same thing, bursting into my home like that.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Hey, it’s how I roll, man. So. What’s the fuss?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:sneers: at the moment? you, breaking into my home.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*rolls his eyes* C'mon, this is shady as fuck, dude, admit it.

Cottage, middle of nowhere, creepy dude? Yeah. I’m suspicious as hell.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my home, where i’ve lived for several months, alone because my family is dead?

sounds more like depression rather than shady business.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Mmm, sure, sure… Creepy sigils on the ceiling though? Historically not awesome.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my religion is creepy? how open-minded.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*snorts*

Now you’re pulling the religion card? I know those are demon warding sigils. I’m not an idiot.

What are you so afraid of?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

you think there are no religions who would rather keep demons away?

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

And keep away angels, reapers, and a shitload of other creatures? Nah. Hiding something.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

I heard some ruckus down here, what the hell is going on?! - Robotony

i could ask you the same thing, bursting into my home like that.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Hey, it’s how I roll, man. So. What’s the fuss?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:sneers: at the moment? you, breaking into my home.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*rolls his eyes* C'mon, this is shady as fuck, dude, admit it.

Cottage, middle of nowhere, creepy dude? Yeah. I’m suspicious as hell.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my home, where i’ve lived for several months, alone because my family is dead?

sounds more like depression rather than shady business.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Mmm, sure, sure… Creepy sigils on the ceiling though? Historically not awesome.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my religion is creepy? how open-minded.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*snorts*

Now you're pulling the religion card? I know those are demon warding sigils. I'm not an idiot.

What are you so afraid of?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

I heard some ruckus down here, what the hell is going on?! - Robotony

i could ask you the same thing, bursting into my home like that.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Hey, it’s how I roll, man. So. What’s the fuss?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:sneers: at the moment? you, breaking into my home.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*rolls his eyes* C'mon, this is shady as fuck, dude, admit it.

Cottage, middle of nowhere, creepy dude? Yeah. I’m suspicious as hell.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

my home, where i’ve lived for several months, alone because my family is dead?

sounds more like depression rather than shady business.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Mmm, sure, sure... Creepy sigils on the ceiling though? Historically not awesome.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

I heard some ruckus down here, what the hell is going on?! - Robotony

i could ask you the same thing, bursting into my home like that.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Hey, it’s how I roll, man. So. What’s the fuss?

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

:sneers: at the moment? you, breaking into my home.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

*rolls his eyes* C'mon, this is shady as fuck, dude, admit it.

Cottage, middle of nowhere, creepy dude? Yeah. I'm suspicious as hell.

[postlimit-nachzehrers]

I heard some ruckus down here, what the hell is going on?! - Robotony

i could ask you the same thing, bursting into my home like that.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Hey, it's how I roll, man. So. What's the fuss?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Ur opinion on heelys

the transportation of the gods

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

Tagged by @tobyhalloween

Rules: Use the tumblr gif function to search for 3 colors that represent your muse. Post the most fitting gif for each, then tag 5 (ish?) people to do the same!

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Tagging anyone who wants to!

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

[IT'S A PRESENT! FOR TONY! YAY! It's some really nice scotch with scotch rocks and glasses. There's also an Ugly Christmas Sweater that says SPIDER-DAD, a t-shirt that says IRON DAD, and some homemade pecan pralines. The tag says "Merry Christmas! <3 Elodie"]

Tony opened the gifts one by one, beaming with happiness. He immediately put on the Spider-Dad sweater. He swiped at the tears that are threatening to fall. He missed Dale tremendously, and still didn't understand why Darryl left him.

Sitting on the couch, he nibbled on the pralines with a happy sound. He will write a very effusive thank you note to Elodie, plus some goodies for her in return, this was just what he had needed.

[lifemodeldecoy-tonystark]

//have,,, the flu,,, yay