Alone on Floor with Pile of Buttons @monocledemononcle - Tumblr Blog

All right, I havent decided if I'm deleting but I'm definitely done here. Find me on Twitter/IG with this username and laharrisb on Snapchat. Send me a message on those sites for FB info. So that we're clear, I still really enjoy Tumblr but the recommended content on my dash has been so aggressively graphic - sexually - that I no longer feel safe and comfortable. This is an issue I have been reporting to @staff for over a month and the content has gotten worse, not better. When there's an xkit mobile for Android maybe I'll come back. I hate this.

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what fresh hell

toastcryptid

Y'all’d’ve known this if you live in the south

destinedforthewest

^^^

monocledemononcle

I am literally going to have to leave Tumblr over this porn thing. Msg me for my Facebook info I guess.

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If anyone’s interested, im monoclemononcle on IG and Twitter and laharrisb on Snapchat.

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Omg how did I not know you have a Snapchat..?! ADDING.

monocledemononcle

I just downloaded it and IG to replace Tumblr

monocledemononcle

I am literally going to have to leave Tumblr over this porn thing. Msg me for my Facebook info I guess.

monocledemononcle

If anyone's interested, im monoclemononcle on IG and Twitter and laharrisb on Snapchat.

I am literally going to have to leave Tumblr over this porn thing. Msg me for my Facebook info I guess.

@staff are you ramping up the porn because I complained?

#this screengrab crops out three more nude women

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ichooseyoucharzie

Thanks to @monoclemononcle for being totally rad and visiting me today. I needed some gal time. I’m so lucky to have great friends. :)

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rubyreed

Please reblog and tell me where you met your significant other

I’m asking for a friend.

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We met through a mutual friend in a chance meeting at s coffee shop.

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At a powerlifting meet after he had been following me on Instagram for a few weeks. His opening line was “want me to chalk your back?”

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We met at a swing dance club - it was a blind date setup by mutual friends who were big time swingers (DANCERS PEOPLE DANCERS!!!).

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Home room 8th grade lolllllll 🎉👨‍❤️‍👨

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Went on a blind date crabbing with another couple.

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College dorm lobby during a football game on tv

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Honors party at a professor’s house my freshman year of college.

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Omegle when we were 17 (6 years ago)

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At a bar we both hated but went for our respective friend groups 👨🏻

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We worked for the same University.

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We met in mortuary school, and started dating after his family’s funeral home hired me a couple years later.

monocledemononcle

Everyone else go home, @newlywedundertaker wins

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Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa… So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”