i don't take orders from you

•Redd/Tord•He/Him• •ask if I forget to tag something• •ask about my ocs•

[kuhdeejuh69]

Y’all please don’t make fun of my screams but Robyn Rihanna Fenty tickled my baby on this day, 13th of October in the year of our Lord 2017.

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

I would have died

[drankinwatahmelin]

“Rihanna touched my baby!!!”

[breaddiscourseblog]

1st day campers

aka harrison slowly coming into term with his magic and maybe becoming proud of it

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

LISTEN UP!!!!

[invadertoph]

This kinda seems like the perfect date for me though? Like something to drink, Uno, and Bob’s Burgers? But I don’t like people so made it’s just me.

[soggywarmpockets]

You all really need to get rid of this notion that your partner has to take you somewhere or spend money on you to show their affection. Fast food, lowkey chill time, and staying in are all fine, and sometimes that is all you can do. Spending time together is the point. Not everything needs to be a spectacle to impress your Facebook friends or Instagram followers.

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Imagine buying 2 mcchickens & sitting on the couch & calling it a date. Yea ya’ll are spending time together cool. But these are not “dates”

[soggywarmpockets]

Imagine dismissing quality time with the person you care about as not good enough because they didn’t spend a ton of money on you and you only gauge their affection by how much they’re willing to shell out on your ass.

[asking-ask-deactivated20171227]

What the actual fuck is wrong with you people

[emmavakarian-theirin]

P R I O R I T I E S

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[monster--slut-blog]

Squinch~

[monster--slut-blog]

I mean to be fair. You could've used any other saved url, but you went with monster--slut

....you got me there

[monster--slut-blog]

YOUR URL MADE ME THINK A PORN BLOG WAS LIKING MY POSTS I ALMOST BLOCKED U SHSJSKJSKS

GEE THANKS BRO I LOVE YOU TOO

[monster--slut-blog]

Had to move blogs for personal reasons.

New url is @redd-leader (changed this one to monster–slut to keep my url)

[wanderrfawn]

Good boy ❤

redd i will speedwalk to CA and rip ur clothes off

[monster--slut-blog]

Get your ass down here then already wtf are you waiting for

[wanderrfawn]

i dont have

M o n e y

[monster--slut-blog]

Get👏some👏money👏babe

[wanderrfawn]

🅱️lease how tf am i gonna do that

i need to get a fucking

B A N K A C C O U N T

and be gay

[monster--slut-blog]

Come be gay over here

[wanderrfawn]

whoa there

[monster--slut-blog]

C'mere pet~

[wanderrfawn]

akshjsjd

REDD

there are

PEOPLE

[monster--slut-blog]

Let them stare~

[wanderrfawn]

,,,yessir,,,

[monster--slut-blog]

There's a good boy ❤

[wanderrfawn]

Good boy ❤

redd i will speedwalk to CA and rip ur clothes off

[monster--slut-blog]

Get your ass down here then already wtf are you waiting for

[wanderrfawn]

i dont have

M o n e y

[monster--slut-blog]

Get👏some👏money👏babe

[wanderrfawn]

🅱️lease how tf am i gonna do that

i need to get a fucking

B A N K A C C O U N T

and be gay

[monster--slut-blog]

Come be gay over here

[wanderrfawn]

whoa there

[monster--slut-blog]

C'mere pet~

[wanderrfawn]

akshjsjd

REDD

there are

PEOPLE

[monster--slut-blog]

Let them stare~

[wanderrfawn]

Good boy ❤

redd i will speedwalk to CA and rip ur clothes off

[monster--slut-blog]

Get your ass down here then already wtf are you waiting for

[wanderrfawn]

i dont have

M o n e y

[monster--slut-blog]

Get👏some👏money👏babe

[wanderrfawn]

🅱️lease how tf am i gonna do that

i need to get a fucking

B A N K A C C O U N T

and be gay

[monster--slut-blog]

Come be gay over here

[wanderrfawn]

whoa there

[monster--slut-blog]

C'mere pet~

[wanderrfawn]

Good boy ❤

redd i will speedwalk to CA and rip ur clothes off

[monster--slut-blog]

Get your ass down here then already wtf are you waiting for

[wanderrfawn]

i dont have

M o n e y

[monster--slut-blog]

Get👏some👏money👏babe

[wanderrfawn]

🅱️lease how tf am i gonna do that

i need to get a fucking

B A N K A C C O U N T

and be gay

[monster--slut-blog]

Come be gay over here

[wanderrfawn]

Good boy ❤

redd i will speedwalk to CA and rip ur clothes off

[monster--slut-blog]

Get your ass down here then already wtf are you waiting for

[wanderrfawn]

i dont have

M o n e y

[monster--slut-blog]

Get👏some👏money👏babe

[inactive-hazy-moonz]

🔪Evil red boy🔪

[wanderrfawn]

Good boy ❤

redd i will speedwalk to CA and rip ur clothes off

[monster--slut-blog]

Get your ass down here then already wtf are you waiting for

[wanderrfawn]

what the fuck am i doing