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Got reevaluated recently and the evaluator said I have anxiety comparable to that of someone with ptsd, but it’s apparently just my autism causing that and I have no idea how to process this information.

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I grow tired of this fleshy mortal meat prison. I wish to return to crab

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I just remembered the time I applied to Walmart for a job and they rejected my application because I was ‘too nice for what they were looking for.’ And now I’m just wondering what the fuck that means.

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My doctor ‘recommended’ I start taking birth control because of how much pain and mental anguish I going through on my period. It’s been a month since I got a shot and shocking absolutely no one, it didn’t do shit for dick.

I’m just remembering a year ago when I told that when I’m on my period, I lose ALL feeling in my legs and told her in the most serious way possible. Her response? ‘Oh, if you’re feeling like that, just get some exercise!’ And then she’d just….move onto the next subject and act like losing all feeling in your legs during your period and having to DRAG yourself around the house with your arms doing all the work was normal. I’m just wondering what made her change her mind so suddenly???? Was it because I didn’t budge on the subject and kept describing to her how my day would go when my legs didn’t work? Or did she just finally realize that I wasn’t joking even though I never joke about my health?

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Apparently my mom believes that she has a say as to what I can and cannot do with MY body. I’m 20 years old, I DO NOT need your permission to be trans.

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Who is ‘they’ and why do they have so many quotable sayings?

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I was playing bg3 and I was about to fight Ketheric Thorm but Jaheira died and I went to the healing thing and it didn’t work so I had to repeatedly pick up Jaheira’s dead body and slam it on the ground. I kept getting notifications telling me her dead body disapproved of my actions and I said aloud ‘Jaheira, you’re not in a position where you can disapprove my actions when this is the best solution I can come up with.’ I finally got to the healing thing and the first thing she did when she got revived was say something along the lines of ‘If I wanted to join a bunch of clowns I would’ve joined a circus.’

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I’ll be honest with you guys, I don’t know why but for some reason I keep mixing up Neil Gaiman and Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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You can call my bones Rice Krispies because they Snap! Crackle! And Pop!

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Ok so one of my favorite things the Pokémon store released was a weepinbell plush and it looks like this:

And one time during class one of my classmates happened to look at my computer screen and see that I was looking at this masterpiece and thought it was something else…. I had to convince them that it wasn’t what it looked like. Until I found this review of the product…..

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Damn, I forgot how much I hate school dances. I just got here and I already want to go home.

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Y’all ever just randomly burst into tears because your favourite fictional character that you relate to an unhealthy amount isn’t real, or do I need therapy?

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Why do teachers insist on assigning really big projects? Like why would you interrupt my schedule of ‘doing’ my homework?

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My teachers:*assigns me and my classmates 10x the normal amount of homework*

Me:....you do realize that I'm a human being, not a robot....right?

My teachers:*assigns more homework*

Me:*having a mental breakdown in the corner, avoiding my problems by creating more problems*

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This was during quarantine. Dunno why I decided not to post this.

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My teachers:*assigns me and my classmates 10x the normal amount of homework*

Me:....you do realize that I'm a human being, not a robot....right?

My teachers:*assigns more homework*

Me:*having a mental breakdown in the corner, avoiding my problems by creating more problems*

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Why do zombies want brains of all organs? Were all the other organs taken? Like every other monster claimed a specific vital organ and the zombie man was left with the brain?

And I realize in some media that zombies just want to eat your entire body, but honestly that just sounds like cannibalism with extra steps.

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O-oh I’m sorry. My bad.