NipNops

She/He | Navajo/Black | 24

[skatalite]

i would be such a shit dj I just know i’d keep throwing the tom and jerry scream in my mixes

[whoblewboobear]

@monsterindaberth u

[sentrysvoid]

Knives Out (2019) Glass Onion (2022)

+ the last shot

[memorycycle]

where babys come from we have no idea

[neovenatorgirlteeth]

The Hole

[memorycycle]

[memorycycle]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

[chrrispine]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY

Teacher Conference (2x16)

[cerebralache]

[animentality]

[pacificsaury]

happy valentines! here are some ds9-themed valentines for you to fill in and send around ♡

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

[tribblehugger96-deactivated2024]

so THAT'S what it's supposed to mean. that actually makes sense.

[youarealwaysenough]

It's true it's difficult to be loved until you love yourself. NOT because you are difficult to love, you are NOT difficult to love, but because it is very difficult to believe you are loved when you can't see the things to love about yourself

[informationsorter]

This is very important. You aren’t doomed to be alone and unloved just because you haven’t figured out how to love yourself yet.

[superchat]

who said a white boy cant get squirky on the beat

[whiteboysquirkingonthebeat]

[egberts]

[junkfoodcinemas]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[were--ralph]

Tweet of the year

[sexbooksandvacations]

[whoblewboobear]

@monsterindaberth

[sadclowncentral]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[sadclowncentral]

[bobzthegreatandpowerful]

dance dance professor

[whoblewboobear]

@monsterindaberth

[pitbolshevik]

my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"