Ogle This

The internet is mostly porn anyway, this is but a collection. My little collection of awesome, hilarious, twisted, kinky, and sex-positive tidbits scavenged from the dark dank recess of the web. You're welcome.

[monstermurph]

Me this morning. Yesterday morning... Every morning. Mornings are hard.

[frank--enstein]

[monstermurph]

Whenever I try to be a serious domme this happens haha

[thiskiderik-deactivated20151216]

[monstermurph]

My dealings with 85% of the internet and 98% of tumblr.

[canisleepinyourroom]

[monstermurph]

PREACH!

[sellmyhead]

[ciarachimera]

Relationship goals. 100%

[monstermurph]

Straight up.

[the-little-house-of-morons-deac]

Who’s ready for some kinky fuckin’ sex?

[monstermurph]

magikarpivelli Hello darkness my old friend....

[jamesmelzer]

[monstermurph]

magikarpivelli teehee

[kink-humor-deactivated20170115]

[monstermurph]

Yessss

[gayboyslife69]

[ouroubouros-deactivated20181231]

Reblogged as a PSA

[projectbdsm-deactivated20160329]

If there is one thing I wish for this post, is that I could find the creator of this BDSM PSA.  Education is important. Read it, Save it. 

[kink-humor-deactivated20170115]

this is stickdom.tumblr.com

[monstermurph]

Can you have a fetish for kinky info graphics? Because I might.

[favoritelatina]

What's the meaning of bdsm?

Bible Discussion & Study Meeting

[monstermurph]

That's what I'm going to start telling people when they ask. I need to start working on what to tell innocents because once my mother asked me about how I met the couple I third for and I panicked and told her I met them from a My Chemical Romance chat room. Why that was my go to I have no fucking clue....

[knicker-bocker]

If you want to participate in group sex you have to be good at orgy-anizing.

knicker-bocker (via knicker-bocker) magikarpivelli oh my goodness dirty puns I love it

[monstermurph]

magikarpivelli science let's us do all sorts of neat things!

[monstermurph]

So after binge watching the first two seasons of Nuka Break [this super fucking mega awesome fan made Fallout 3 based mini series that I can't praise highly enough link here go now and come back -> https://youtu.be/GcgxXnEVVyM] I've decided that this man is adorable and I am going to try my best not to creepy fangirl. Watching all of his tech videos may have been a poor start. But they're so good I had to share so others will geek out on the internet with me.

[monstermurph]

Look magikarpivelli, I’m in a weird mood and in some weird parts of the internet so I’m just going to send you all the weird shit I find.

[monstermurph]

magikarpivelli have you ever seen this? Because this makes me feel things because of reasons.

[desolateputoface]

[monstermurph]

How I feel. Makes me really crave Black Books and a wine lolly.

[cerolha]

[monstermurph]

Batman. Boobs. Late night madness. You get it.