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Love Fish

Anastasia Wyatt

http://anastasiawyattart.tumblr.com/

www.anastasiawyatt.co.uk

[galaxiagorgeous]

[monsterpawss-blog]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiey26bKeQs)

[sarahseeandersen]

[unclefather]

[ink-bird]

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

[randomdaisy]

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”

this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.

[cynicowl]

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around

[suspiciouslyheterosexualbehavior]

are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

[nothingbutskeletons]

4TH OF JULY IS NOW OVER

WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[alaiziadarkstar]

I dont, what does it mean ?

[nothingbutskeletons]

HALLOWEEN IS UPON US

[punks-kissed-by-sunlight]

WE’RE ALLOWED TO GET EXCITED NOW!?!

[nothingbutskeletons]

[the-lunar-lorkhan]

@bigmammallama5 SPOOPY

[bigmammallama5]

Originally posted by shart-nado

[pez-uzi-deactivated20160424]

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

[solareveille]

playgrounds at night

rest stops on highways

deep in the mountains

[ghostfiish]

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed

trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic

schools during breaks

those little beaches right next to ferry docks

bowling alleys

[genesisdoes-moved]

unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips

your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep

laundromats at midnight

[coolpepcat-deactivated20190924]

what the fuck

[ringingofraevolution]

galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 

the lighting section of home depot

stairwells

[doomgeneration1995]

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

[midtownsparker]

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

[ciryes]

[pleatedjeans]

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[fuckyeahjessicalange]

[artistsalley]

Meet me halfway by AquaSixio

[deansurvived]

Proof of Time Travel

Could time travel exist? Some people believe so. Look at these images and see what you think.

1. The Chinese Swiss Watch. Back in 2008, a 400 year old tomb was opened. Archaeologists were shocked to discover this small watch among the artifacts. The back of the watch is engraved with the word “Swiss”. They have no explanation of how this modern watch came to be in an unopened 400 year old tomb.

2. Charlie Chaplin Cell Phone. Viewers watching the extras section of the 1928 Charlie Chaplin film “The Circus” noted this person seemed to be talking on a cell phone. Others have claimed it was an ear trumpet, a horned device used to help those who were hard of hearing to hear. If that’s true, skeptics argue, who would she be talking to? Why is she laughing and talking if no one is there to hear but herself?

3. 1940s Hipster. This picture was taken at a small opening event in 1941.Time travel enthusiasts were quick to point out how this man stood out. He appears to be wearing a hooded sweatshirt and printed t-shirt, and holding a modern camera.

4. Rudolph Fentz. Rudolph apparently vanished without a trace in 1876. That alone wouldn’t be enough to constitute time travel, except that he turned up again…in the 1950s. Fentz allegedly materialized in a New York street, where he was struck by a car and died. Police were baffled as to what happened, especially when they found his pockets to only hold currency from the 1800s.

5. The Man in the Book. A couple was perusing an old book store when they happened across a book with this photograph included. It shows a group from 1917, but this man sticks out. His hair is disheveled and his clothing doesn’t fit in with the time period. Also note how the man beside him his staring at him, as though he too is aware of the strangeness.

[theeggrick-deactivated20210827]

I AM SUCH A SLUT FOR THIS

[silvermoonlight-gj-deactivated2]

You missed the best one! The Abydos Helicopter

[latinagabi]

This scares the shit out of me

[betaruga]

Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind

[rcmclachlan]

I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but I’m here for this.

[gecsplaining]

@antipodean-beauty TIME TRAVEL IS REAL

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Until my Patreon is officially launched, Snapchat will be the only place to see WIP shots and short progress videos on Patreon exclusive content! My Username is Themonsterpaws8 be sure to add me!

[mymodernmet]

Expressive Marine Life Portraits Capture Fantastic Range of Fishy Personalities

[zerrie]

2013 vma will always be the best vma

[citrouilles-deactivated20230317]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT DAFT PUNK????!!!!!

[iamaslitherin]

I’m actually just reblogging this because of daft Punk!

[taiikodon]