Monster Prom Group Chat

Where the characters from indie dating sim Monster Prom are in a group chat and quote weird and incorrect shit to each other. Twitter: @monsterpromgc

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Brian: Yo Scott what do you call tree skin?

Scott: uh bark?

Brian: Whoa Scott calm down *finger guns*

Zoe: Wood flesh

Brian: okay what the fuck

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Scott: Scott’s been shot!

Damien: With a silver bullet! Calculester do you have a gun to shoot it outta him???

Calculester: -ERROR- THAT DOESN’T SOUND RIGHT

Scott: SCOTTS DYING

Damien: Calculester is right we need an alchemist to transmute the bullet to gold, and we sell it to get Scott more blood!

Calculester: -PROCESSING- ZOE KNOWS A FULL METAL ALCHEMIST

Slayer: And I have a gun!

Damien: YOU SHOT HIM!

Slayer: I’ll shoot him again!

Scott: Scott is distressed

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Zoe: Nothing is stronger than Garfield x Naruto

Oz: Jon Arbuckle x Sasuke

Zoe: *furiously drawing* I cant believe you’ve done this

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Damien: Yo Zoe what's KRAKEN HA

Zoe: mumbling hysterically

Damien: I said WHATS KRAKEN...what's wrong with you

Zoe: Shreksune Miku hologram concert

Damien: *stares off into the distance* I'll get the tickets

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when do we get Calculester and Zoe in ur awesome quotes

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh now

[oz-answers]

[Admin: Wedding suit :) ]

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Oz is a whole cutie pie! 💛

[oz-answers]

[Admin: Drew Brian and Damien in a wedding suit that go along with the Wedding Oz I drew yesterday ;) ]

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This is super cute oh my god 💕

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Vera, looking around the school stairwell: Okay I think I’m safe... finally time to drink my lunch scotch in peace.

Damien, whizzes by while snatching the bottle out of her hand: NEED THIS FOR AN ALCOHOL EXPERIMENT! POLLY’S GONNA MAKE THE ULTIMATE FUCKING COCKTAIL!

Vera, looking into her now empty hands, fuming mad: ...YOUR ASS IS GONNA BE MOUNTED ON MY FUCKING WALL YOU WHORE!

[dismay-archive]

✮ | July 11th, 2018 | ✮

Yeah, Sex is cool but have you tried falling heavily in love with a fucking dork?

[monsterpromgroupchat]

OUGH I LOVE THE FACE MASK

Admin Miri 👑

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Polly: Scott my wereboy you know youz got a heart of gold right

Scott: I know Vera gave it to me and sold my regular heart

Vera: Werewolf hearts went up in the market after the leprechaun gold crash

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Vicky: Hey Guys! Why didn't the orange want to date the banana???

Vicky: Because it wasn't aPEELING enough!! 🤪😝🤣

Liam: Can I kick her out now?

Vera: Yes.

{Vicky was removed from the chat}

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Hey I love your stuff! I have a question for the admins! If you had a monster prom persona, what would it be? also please make more damien x oz stuff it's so cute!

Thank you so much for the love and question Anon! 💕💕💕

My MP Persona would be a Lich that naps all day and writes bad jokes in his tomb.

(Though Admin Miri keeps saying I should be a WereSloth)- Admin Oz 💛

My MP Persona would be a tiny Chinese jumping ghost, also known as Jiangshi. They are like the perfect mix of a zombie and vampire! Plus I’ve read stories and watched movies about them since I was little being Asian and all ❤️

Though I did ask a friend of mine what I would be and they said I would be a Butter Cat (Smierragatto/Matagot) which is a Scandinavian mythological feline that steals bread, milk, cheese, and mostly butter for their owners from their friends and neighbors 😂 - Admin Miri 👑

It would be awesome to share your own Monster Prom Personas with us too!

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oz looks cute in damien’s jacket ok

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The cutest! 🖤🖤🖤

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Polly: You guys ever think we’re like alternate universe versions of ourselves being written by bad fan fiction writers who just put us in wicked wacky situations for the lulz

Liam: Wow there's a philosophical side to you Giest. I’m impressed or I would be if I didn’t just watch you snort fae jizz and now you’re so high it’s making Sartre jealous.  

Polly: Thanks me too purple people eater

Liam: Hell truly is other people

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Vera: Hey Faith, do you guys have a spell I can use to banish Polly for like a couple of seconds? I’ll literally pay you.

Faith: There is already one you can use.

Vera: What is it?

Coven, dramatically pulls out ancient looking tome and says ominously in sync: 𝕰𝖓𝖔𝖌𝖊𝖇 𝕿𝖔𝖍𝖙.

Vera: Cool, what does it mean? Like “the power of Christ compels you” or something funky in Latin?

Faith: Nah, It’s basically “Begone Thot” backwards.

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‪Scott: Hey Polly! I hope you don’t mind but I ate some of your brownies! The tub says “ATF (Alaskan Thunderfuck) Brownies”!‬

‪Polly: ...uh...‬ [sweats nervously]

Vera: ...you didn’t...

‪[A Few Minutes Later]‬

‪Scott, laying flat on the cafeteria floor while staring at the ceiling: I wonder if each of Vera’s snakes have their own thoughts & Vera can hear them all since she’s the biggest head.

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‪Polly: I dare you to kiss the next person that walks in class‬

‪Damien: I’m not kissing any of you‬

‪[Oz walks in]‬

‪Damien: ...fine I’ll do it, I mean rules are rules‬