unfortunately, I am back

personal is @popbun !! I have no idea what I’m doing anymore

[afterword]

hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

[afterword]

this is exactly the way i meant it :) the sooner u love urself the sooner we can all play mario kart btw. but its ok if u take a while. we are not going anywhere

[senoritaawesome]

bring his ass to a simmer

[necromancelena]

hey. don't cry. 144 ibuprofen capsules in this bottle.

[flimflix]

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[redstonedust]

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.

[dontmakemeturnthisuniversearound]

[futch-disaster]

incredible gender homie! can ı raw you?

[effemimaniac]

bro whys your i circumcised

[freshfreshsalad]

ytp game

[dominant-dominion]

You're unable to 🥺 out of this one whore.

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

can't tell if this is meant to be sexual but i immediately imagined the irs saying this to me

[furbearingbrick]

i’d love to study you

[cartooncoyote]

do angel halos buzz like neon gas station signs

[doccywhomst]

two Marys from Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[selkiecrossing]

[inkipri]

sometimes all it takes is one cool breeze and i'm like. wow.. i'm going to live the fullest life everything is so great and i am so grateful and alive

[chokopoppo]

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

[deathgasmic]

babygirl i am constantly riddled with extreme feelings of inadequacy

[milfsisyphus]

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

[labrownrecluse]

number...

[milfsisyphus]

[i-am-dulaman]

Love it when you put butter into a pan that's still warming and the butter starts slidin around like where you goin girl