Ask The Major

Hallo, Mein friends~. You may know me as the leader of the brilliant organization, Millennium, the last batallion of the Third Reich~. You may also know me as that rambunctious scamp who causes trouble for the Hellsings~. Either vay, WELCOME! Ask as you please! But do remember... I am a man to be feared~~

[chicken-nuggets-galore]

Do twins have the same sized dick?

[hey-doesnt-he-rap]

now we’re asking the real questions

[dejacoendou-deactivated20161110]

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

[durrymuncher]

Please tag your world war 2 spoilers I’m only up to 1942

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

thERE’S A SECOND WORLD WAR WTF MAN SPOILER ALERT

[montannamax]

"Darling, I have something special for you~" She winked at her husband.

"Oh ja, liebe?" he purred, carressing her waist. "Vas could zas be?~"

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A small letter arrived at Dieter's desk, from his uncle. The wax seal was a proud red, much like the bright red of their flag.

Dieter looked up at Ludvig, who shrugged in return. The seal awakened memories in the mind of the Lion, the seal was from his uncle which meant the letter was addressed to him as well. “Ludvig, if it’s a threat then I want you to prepare my guard for a battle.” Dieter then opened the letter, his eyes watching his second in command leave the room before they roamed over the ink written words on the paper. 

[montannamax]

"To My Beloved Nephew,

  The more your aunt and I hear of your escapades, the more proud we seem to become. You have become a great leader, done our family proud. I could not wish for a better successor.

  I've become a writer since my retirement, under the name James Blackwood. The books are selling quite well. I'm thinking of sending some to your base, to entertain the boys. You know how they get! (Haha, Oskar probably still plays Helmet toss.) Your cousin Anna is growing up fast. She misses you. You should visit us soon.

  I have to say, things are going well for us, but I miss the carnage of battle. Send me photos of your victories, Dieter- I'd love to see how you're doing. Write back soon!

       Your loving uncle,              Heinrich Elrich Willhoff."

[montannamax]

*Ninja Mushroom would be making a small path through the snow, circling around the Alpine cottage making a circle in the snow around the cottage before stopping just to the side of the path to the front door. The small creature seemed to be doing nothing more then playing in the snow, so much so that his black coat had become soaked with melted snow* o_o I am a snoooow ninja!

"Majinn, Vhy are you even here?"

[nukesakus]

Thomas “Accidental Nazi” Wallis

[nukesakus]

Who brought this back

[montannamax]

ME

[montannamax]

HALLO LADIES~~~ *Seductive growl*

Und gentlemen too, I know zat zere are some of you men who like a little German Sausage~~~ *wonk*

Come on, mein friends, send me qvestions! It gets raza lonely.~

[nukesakus]

Thomas “Accidental Nazi” Wallis

[andimafuckmotheringvampire-blog]

Actual footage of the Major.

[sister-alice-the-valiant-deacti]

My character has just been inflicted with a fatal wound and now on the ground in your muse's arms bleeding out. Any final words to my character?

[montannamax]

Note: “You are the cutest plump man in the world, Herr!” 

"DANKE!!!"

[epicliger-deactivated20170727]

Rapunzel painting your blog. :) 

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A lone young man sits on a wheel chair till he notices someone with a familiar scent but not the same person. He doesn’t turn around to confirm the identity of that person, because what can a blind man do.

"It is a nice night...

[montannamax]

"Ja, zas I am. Born in Berlin, raised in Dünsenhürst." And served in World War Two, but noone needed to know that. Here he was just Heinrich Willhoff- and he'd prefer it stay that way.

[julshii]

anyone please ask your crush out like this

[twistedviper]

THAT WAS BOTH UNEXPECTED AND ADORABLE

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A lone young man sits on a wheel chair till he notices someone with a familiar scent but not the same person. He doesn’t turn around to confirm the identity of that person, because what can a blind man do.

"It is a nice night tonight…"

[montannamax]

"Ja. It is."...

[montannamax]

"Ach, nein. I hope I am of no bother to you, kinder. I just like to enjoy ze sights und sound of night among oza people." The retired Nazi commander let out a heavy sigh, his hair billowing behind him in the breeze.