Montessori Mumblings

Teaching, parenting, philosophy and comedy ~ what gets me through

[montessorimumbling]

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[marxisforbros]

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

[theboylondon]

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

[mangonetics]

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

[holyromanhomo]

The last comment literally always cracks me up

[take-my-eeveelution]

“There’s a cure?” asked the woman who is probably desperately touch-starved and perpetually afraid of being with people due to her unfortunate power

“Don’t say that like it’s a good thing” replied the woman who is literally worshipped for her fortunate power

“Hey, given she benefits from her power while Rogue suffers from hers, it’s a bit rich for her to act as though Rogue is being insensitive for calling it a cure” observed the OP

“Let me reiterate exactly how awesome Storm’s superpower is and how she’s benefitted from it, thus essentially proving your point even as I try to derail it” says the derailer

[sophygurl]

Like can we talk about how this is a real thing in Disability discourse and communities? Because some people desperately want to not be disabled anymore and they have super valid points and some people are super strong in their opinion that their disability is not a bad thing and society needs to accept them as-is and their points are super valid and this often leads to negativity and misunderstandings within the very diverse disability communities.

[montessorimumbling]

I mean... her face tho!

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I know, right?

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Yep... that is if you GET 2 hours, otherwise the mess gets bigger and you either rotate parts you clean or have to spend what would otherwise been a day of you time, cleaning the house. 🙄

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Every. Damn. Time.

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[nciwch]

How BEAUTIFUL!!! 

[montessorimumbling]

Love this

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🎼

[montessorimumbling]

And 2 year olds and 4 year olds and most preteens 😂

[montessorimumbling]

Peace tables can be shelves, too! My favs is having "yoga pretzels" cards out for the to do as well!

[montessorimumbling]

My kiddo proud as punch about her work. I literally made this school for her (and soon my youngest) and now run it - this is my gift to my children. I couldn't be more proud of them, and myself. Since it is a nonprofit, it helps low and moderate income families as well - I think it will be my lasting legacy.

[operationbabyhave]

Aspirational Parenting is a Horrible Trap :(

[montessorimumbling]

But it all works out in the end 🤗