Nonbinary and Non-Non-Horny

devo; 22; ze/they my secret underground bunker

[montrosetitty]

I need this preserved here

[montrosetitty]

I know the sertraline is working because now when i try to think sexy thoughts i get bored and start thinking about project hail mary instead

[montrosetitty]

I don't have any particular thoughts on what a rocky/grace/adrian dynamic would look like except for this image

[tyrian-red]

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

[montrosetitty]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Why does he get to boss me around? And why is it actually working?

A little gracerocky. as a treat

[louisegluckpdf]

sometimes being horny is all fun & games and sometimes it makes me feel like this

[cogneartive]

can i please get more pictures like this. this how it feel

[cogneartive]

more examples

[anomalicecaris]

Hornyposting not out of lust but sheer love of the game

[montrosetitty]

Sometimes as a writer you have to ask yourself very very serious questions like how would a guy who considers "pissing contest" too vulgar to say unaltered refer to his penis

[montrosetitty]

Nearly 2000 words in and he's about to #touchthatthang #missionaccomplished

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Too pretentious to jerk off Tried to engage in my sexual fantasy but the narrative was to unrealistic and the dialogue was out of characterAnd trite

[montrosetitty]

Sometimes as a writer you have to ask yourself very very serious questions like how would a guy who considers "pissing contest" too vulgar to say unaltered refer to his penis

[montrosetitty]

I’ve been hit with a phm idea that is rather convoluted and would require much more biology bullshitting than i feel i could confidently pull off. but. convoluted bullshit is where i shine

[montrosetitty]

Is there a way to get over embarrassment so it doesn't feel like touching a hot stove all over your body. can i learn to like the hot stove feeling [realizes i'm reinventing the concept of a humiliation kink] do any hot women want to put me on the stove [realizes this post is bad] aw man. i mean ooooh yes the stove

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[montrosetitty]

Sometimes i want to delete all the stupid dumb garbage i’ve written but that would probably not help me feel any better so maybe i should try to look on the bright side. Maybe i write special dumb garbage

[montrosetitty]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Of course Rictus gets it. He was taught, very early on, that there’s an order to things; if everyone went around trampling flowers and plucking the fruit off of trees, it’d be chaos. Rules exist for a reason: to keep the peace. And yeah, you’re going to get some people who think they’re above it all, but hey.

Some people just need to be punished.

I’m just saying... if you keep calling a character pissberry...

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.