unshrooms ur moof

foaming at the mouth

[moofshroom]

good evening tumblr dot com ....... (For dramatic purposes) i am moof or arie! call me whichever i do not care. read these forbidden scrolls to know what my blog entails (Said ominously)

they/them.....20.......japanese-american........yknow the works

click here 4 my blog!

✰✰ please let me know if i should tag anything in particular!

[samoiiyed]

kww/debunk trio yay ^w^

[toskarin]

me: and then you warm the glass a little with your hand so it doesn't foam too much

my alien: just like the ufo

me: [tensely] not everything is like the ufo

[toskarin]

that's because it's called the ufo

[chromiumsheep]

[moofshroom]

it’s that time of year (minecraft server summer)

[geronerunerune]

i like them just a little bit

[cloudabserk]

i know we just met but i’ve been thinking about you my whole life

[rexlottie]

(x)

[yzeebzics]

Nine would like the idea of having a little digital buddy to take care of :)))))

[paintedhen]

METTAMAY DAY ONE: OHH YES!!

[yzeebzics]

DRAWINGS FROM A MAGMA I DID WITH MY AWESOME FRIEND @starbain

[moofshroom]

i need that blonde man who is a shell of his former self like a fish needs water

[kuttithevangu]

The other day a neighbor asked if this toy has a name and I didn’t want to admit that my mother calls it “his carcass”

[hedgiihog]

i like when mary and armando act silly too

[pinkinink]

1-800-SUICIDE

Noooo march don't kill yourself you're so cute and sexy hahaha..

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[lumieresdanslacave]

kissable freak