mooku's collection

My name is Mooku. I love wet paint, dresses that twirl and watching entire series of television shows in one sitting. I'm a freelance graphic designer specializing in branding, who enjoys dabbling in handlettering. I adore my friends and am always excited to meet new ones. (✿◠‿◠)

[classicarte]

Une peinture par Louis Icart (1945).

[rcmclachlan]

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

[myparallelgalaxy-deactivated201]

[c0ssette]

John Simmons (1823-1876), “Hermia and Lysander, a midsummer night’s dream” detail.

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[kunaiman]

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

[excessively-english-jd]

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Oh my god

[that-stardust-deactivated201902]

I’m dead now

[randomness-is-epic]

[my-nata-li]

[mooku]

listening to the pride and prejudice soundtrack. it makes me feel like a renaissance woman. whip out a journal, i'mma write a novel, pull out some paints, lemme make a masterpiece. all i need are long flowing gowns and glittery hair accessories. and a harp.

[riphunter]

[smashes fist into wall] HE’S JUST SO FUCKING HANDSOME 

[falsefangs]

Women in Artemisia Gentileschi’s paintings: “As long as i live, I will have control over my being.” - Artemisia Gentileschi (1593 - 1652/53) 

[prettystuff]

[mondnymphe]

Alexandra Grecco Bridal

[flamingplay]

Coldplay - A Head Full Of Dreams (Official Film Trailer)

[mooku]

when you want to simultaneously listen to music and read your book and draw a picture and watch television.

[morgan-lugo]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

good morning I just woke up obsessed with the idea of a movie filmed in the style of a true crime documentary except it’s in the Twilight universe and a bunch of completely ordinary humans are trying to figure out why Bella effectively disappeared after high school without knowing anything about vampires

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

let’s review the Facts of the Case as far as anyone who’s not in on the secret knows them

super normal teenage girl moves to small town

becomes obsessed with a guy who by all appearances is in a cult

the incident where they dramatically broke up and Bella tried to go back to Phoenix but Edward followed her and they got back together but also Bella’s leg got mysteriously broken

another dramatic breakup and this time the entire family skips town leaving Bella catatonically depressed

sudden trip to Italy??? and then the entire family comes back???

Whatever Happened In Eclipse I Don’t Remember 

Bella marries boyfriend of approx. a year and a half, goes away on an exotic vacation and immediately contracts a life threatening disease

is rarely seen in public again until her mysterious death, which if I’m remembering correctly is a thing?? because Bella was pretty sure her mom wouldn’t be able to handle the vampire thing and that they were going to have to fake a death which is!! fucked UP

also apparently the Cullens haven’t ever bothered with, like, changing their names, so if anyone goes poking around they’re easily going to discover a family of seven rich weirdos moving around various overcast cities together for at least a century 

tell me you wouldn’t watch this shit 

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

highlights:

generic Missing White Woman opening that rapidly spirals into interviews Bella’s hilarious tacky high school classmates talking shit about the Cullens (Mike Newton’s Time To Shine)

Charlie (who Knows) uncomfortably lying to the camera about how of course he’s Very Sad about all of this and misses his daughter a whole lot. the crew immediately begins speculating about Charlie’s involvement.

a few scenes shot in Italy. the voice over concludes that there are no clues to be found there while a Volturi member hovers very obviously in the background for the audience’s enjoyment 

testimonies about Carlisle’s character that end with the interviewee getting distracted thinking how hot he was, including Charlie 

a segment trying to figure out what the Fuck Jacob’s involvement is followed by a montage of werewolves slamming their front doors in the crew’s faces

a brief mention of the murder spree that happened in Seattle during Bella’s senior year but quickly shrugging it off as DEFINITELY unrelated to any of this 

trying to dig into where the Cullens lived before Forks and quickly realizing that None Of These Children Existed Before the Age of Seventeen

briefly toying with a kidnapping scenario before stumbling onto a record of the Cullens in some other town that’s JUST old enough to be inconsistent with the ages they were supposed to be in Forks

“wait I think all the kids were actually in their twenties, maybe?”

“wait what the fUCK?”

[cozyautumnspices]