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@moon-jaemin
he’s SO HOT
he’s so stunning ♡
Alfonso Herrera and Miguel Angel Silvestre In Sense8
@soysandoval: found some of the first pics I took w/ the camera jaemie bought me 4 valentines day. if I have 2 repost w/ emojis on his face pretend u never saw this first post
Jessie Reyez for “Galore Magazine”
jaemin’s twitter account, two years later.
diegoxsandoval:
I still don’t buy it. I’m the one putting my scent on everything. Otherwise you wouldn’t be sniffing the socks I leave on the couch just so you can tell me I’m a stinky doodoo shart. [Diego’s mouth opens slightly at the mention of him being a pup, knowing on one hand he is, but on the other hand that Jaemin clearly wants a reaction out of him. With a soft chuckle, Diego reaches up to run his fingers through Jaemin’s hair lovingly, waiting until he reaches the hair at the base of his scalp where it meets his neck, Jaemin’s most sensitive spot, to give it a harsh twist, leaving his fist gripping a handful of hair while he gently scolds his boyfriend.] You’re blaming me? You’re the one always begging me to spit on your hole. You’re usualy drooling just waiting for me to stick my hand out for more spit… something doesn’t add up.. [He yanks Jaemin’s hair again, pulling his head to look at him properly.] What do you think, baby? You’ve always been better at math than me. [Diego’s taunting faux hurt morphs into a a smile that he quickly tries to hide once more as he winds up to give Jaemin’s bum a firm smack.] You said so? The fact that you want to be two different people is a new development… honestly, you’ve changed Jaemin. I regret to inform you that your request to be a separate entity from me has been denied. You’re welcome to reapply in three months, but it will be denied again, and as punishment you’ll be handcuffed to me until you’ve been reeducated. I think when we get home we need to do some naked yoga or something as like…. spiritual meditational mind training to remind you that we are indeed one person.
...Scenting, while performed by every rank but beta, is more so an omega behaviour, stinky. I think you just presented. [He smiles, victorious.] Someone has to remind you what you are now and again. The main goal here is to shame you into finally using the laundry basket instead of leaving your stinky Doritos socks everywhere. Cheesy feet motherfucker. [Though he anticipates the gesture, Jaemin still lets his guard down, reveling in the way Diego’s hand feels against his neck. A gasp slips past his lips when his hair is grabbed and twisted. Passerbys completely forgotten, lost in his own little Diego bubble, he pants with his mouth dropped, and yet, a smile still tugs at the corners of his lips as he meets Diego’s gaze. His words are filthy, and usually would have Min running away, but he’s zeroed in on his boyfriend, hairs raising on his arms and everything else blocked out. His eyelids flutter when his hair is yanked again, but this time he can’t hold back a quiet moan at the sensation, his face drawn closer to the other’s.] I- I... think, that... [He swallows thickly.] You’re... a doodoo shart. [He brings a hand up to the one in his hair, and peels Diego away. He knows it’s weak, he also knows he asked for it, but he has half a mind to be embarrassed about now sporting a semi in the middle of the street and have his knees damn near buckle on the sidewalk. It serves its purpose as a distraction, a reprieve, but it’s soon followed by a butt smack, which earns Diego a yelp from his boyfriend. Lucky for him, it seems to be glossed over rather quickly as Diego goes on another rant about them being the same person. It brings a fond grin to Min’s lips, makes him giggle lightly.] Sir, what are the criterias for said application? I’m not trying to be denied every 3 months, I’d just like my freedom and identity. One could argue you’re unfit to receive my application seeing your bias. I’m bringing this to the board for review. [He quirks up an eyebrow.] To remind me we’re one person, right... Definitely not an excuse to see me naked, I presume?
diegoxsandoval:
No stinky doodoo shart boyfriend? [He raises his eyebrows in surprise, looking at Jaemin very seriously and sighing with a shake of his head.] That just doesn’t sound like you, my love… I have to admit I’m a bit worried. Are you telling me you want a boyfriend who smells good and isn’t a silly goose? I’m just trying to get this right… [His hands roam up Jaemin’s waist as he puts as much effort into his facial expression as possible, keeping it very serious like if he’s trying very hard to understand. He gives Jaemin’s scrunched up nose another smooch.] Hot tub kisses this weekend then… Should we get an inflatable hot tub for our room?
[Although his face is contorted into a look of extreme discomfort at the sudden sullenness of his boyfriend, Jaemin is too busy staring at the road to even see. He takes Jaemin’s phone from him and unlocks it to go into his deliver app, choosing to fix his gaze on the phone now and make himself as small as possible so as not to disturb Jaemin any more.] Do you… still wanna watch our movie tonight?
[Min shakes his head, doubling down on his previous comment, but the smile on his lips says otherwise.] That’s exactly what I’m tellin’ you, and since you don’t fit the bill, mmm... I’m afraid I don’t see this- [He points between them both, hissing out a breath through his teeth] Sheesh... I don’t see this lasting any longer than it already has. [He gasps as he listens to Diego.] You said getaway! Inflatable hot tub isn’t exactly what I had envisioned.
[With every moment that passes, though he feels dread hanging heavier in the air, Min also finds himself feeling a bit more serene. Diego’s voice doesn’t catch him off guard this time, but he doesn’t look at him still when he answers.] Yeah, of course... [Apprehensive, he decides to slowly put his right arm down onto the console between them, palm facing the sky, silently beckoning to be held as his fingers split apart.] I never back down from Hot Fuzz...
diegoxsandoval:
[Diego overlooks Jaemin’s glare long enough that the other starts nuzzling into him once more, trying to make up for any teasing about men bigger and stronger than Diego. He looks over and presses a soft kiss to Jaemin’s nose.] Jaemie, my handsome and cute boyfriend, will you be my boyfriend? and go on a romantic boyfriends only getaway with me this weekend? We can go for a hike, and then find a spa and kiss in the hot tub?
[With those wet puppy eyes Jaemin always complained about, Diego followed Min to the car and watched him climb in, leaving Diego to shuffle to the other side and open it once it was unlocked. He hated being Diego… he wanted to be babe or stinky or ugly… not Diego… In silence, Diego clicks his seatbelt into place and fiddles with the a/c before quietly murmuring] Do you want me to order in tonight? Five guys? Strawberry milkshake?
[He blinks when his nose is kissed, then keeps his gaze trained on his boyfriend, arms loosely wrapped around his neck. He crunches his face up yet again, in thought.] Mm... no to having a stinky, doodoo shart boyfriend, but I’m interested in hot tub kissies.
[Min remains silent as he starts up the car, finds himself slightly soothed by the familiar buzzing of the motor. He wraps his hands tightly around the wheel as he drives off, glad the road is a distraction for now.] Uh, yeah, sure, if you want some. [He fishes a hand in his pocket and hands Diego his phone, eyes still on the road.] We’re about 20 minutes away from him, so Uber some now and we’ll pick it up on the way.
diegoxsandoval:
And you’re the alpha then? I don’t think I like this dynamic. I’m the dom though? [he grins at Jaemin’s laughter and leans in close to his the side of his head.] That sounds like a body mod you’d get. I could go for an auto-lubing boyfriend. The smell of dried spit on our sheets is pretty rank. [Diego ignores the rest of Jaemin’s arguments, waving his hand as if to dismiss him, but knowing that stubborn boy is always going to win when it comes to cold shoulders at home. His smirk comes back with the repetitive hand kisses, and he chooses to ignore Min’s further teasing, only pressing his hand further against his lips, but Jaemin’s next words have Diego yanking his hand out of the other’s and looking at him with pure shock and angst.] That is the most upsetting thing I’ve heard today. Who? Who said we’re two separate entities? Who said? I’ll find them and beat them up. I have been working very hard to make us into one single person and I don’t want to hear that threat ever again.
Of course I’m the alpha. Alpha male, alpha wolf: all of it. There’s more to the Omegaverse than sex positions, stinky. Besides, you couldn’t dom someone to save your life: you’re a pup. [He can’t help the smirk that tugs at his lips, knowing that statement to be absolutely false but anticipating the heated reaction Diego would offer as rebuttal.] Maybe if someone decided not to be an animal and use lube, our sheets could be spared. Having more than two pairs wouldn’t hurt, either, babe. [Jaemin’s smile vanishes in an instant, falling for it initially, but as Diego continues his tirade, he bursts into laughs, though contains it painfully quickly.] I said. ‘You gonna beat something other than my ass up? It’s- It’s not a threat, it’s a fact.
educational-eve:
Are you calling Blu a whore? That’s so derogatory. Sex work is real work, Jaemin. [She fakes scorn, but her smile tugs at the corners of her lips as she listens to Jaemin boast about his lover. She sips her mojito and gently nudges him with her foot with a big grin.] Damn, Min. Does Diego know you’re like super gay for him? [She continues giggling into her cup as she half anticipates getting the contents of the blender dumped over her head.] You’re so gonna die before me.
Oh, please. As if Blu was a fucking altar boy. He’s a whore despite his work. Or at least, he was before you sunk your claws into him. Now that’s impressive, not gonna lie. [Min gasps, ready to bark back at Eve, but instead he reaches for the thing nearest to him, which just so happens to be a freshly squeezed lime, and he tosses it at her.] He does indeed know and like the fact that I’m homosexual, Eve, thanks for your worry. I’m going home to 10 inches, so keep laughing, bitch. [He quirks up a brow.] Are you kidding me you klutz? You’re gonna fall somewhere and die or something. Your death is gonna be beyond ridiculous and early.
diegoxsandoval:
I do, they scratch the hard to reach places. [Diego grins further as his silent request is fulfilled by Jaemin, and practically purrs into his neck from the petting. His free arm snakes around Jaemin’s waist and gives him a gentle squeeze at the mention of Khal Drogo.] Hey… I didn’t use the word boyfriend but I asked you to be exclusive… that, like, specifically means no giving other people head. Plus I had been wanting to be your boyfriend… you’re the one who covered your eyes and went lalalalala so you didn’t have to acknowledge me being romantic n shit.
[More than anything, Diego’s afraid to go home, unsure of what awaits him when Jaemin gets out of his public discomfort. He replies with a nod and an almost inaudible “okay…” as he follows min out the door, the two of them looking like the ground held something so incredibly interesting they couldn’t look away. While he trails behind Jaemin, Diego picks at the skin around his nails and clears his throat as their car comes into sight, deciding to try again at an apology.] Min… I’m really sorry.. I didn’t think about how embarrassing it might be… are you very upset?
[Min gives Diego’s chest a weak smack then opens his arms in an accusatory shrug, as if saying ‘what the fuck am I, then?’, his glare piercing two holes in Diego’s skull. He hums quietly when he’s squeezed, pressing himself against Diego in an attempt to gain his favour once more. He even goes as far as hooking his chin on his shoulder, head turned to nuzzle the side of his head.] Well... I’m all ears now.
[Even if Diego was usually the one behind the wheel, Min had taken up the habit of holding on to the keys, which he’s thankful for in that moment since it offers his mind a reprieve. He fiddles with them, mind miles away, finding a simple pleasure in the way they tinkle in his hands. When Diego speaks up again, he realizes they’d taken his car today, which meant no distance unlocking and therefore, no easy escape.] I’m fine, Diego. [He walks to the driver’s side first and, surprisingly, slides in after unlocking it. He reaches across the console to unlock the passenger side for Diego.]
moves smooth like butter indeed 🔥
Maurice (1987) dir. James Ivory
I guess I kind of hate most things, but I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?
educational-eve:
That is so rude? I’ll have you know your body count is way higher than mine will ever be. I’m a one man girl now, anyway. [Eve sits back, listening to Jaemin go on and on and knowing her and Blu will always buy him unwanted gifts anyway and Jaemin will always pretend he doesn’t like it while secretly loving it because Eve and Blu are pro shoppers.] Yes, yes, you’ve trained your human dog quite well. He knows not to accept candy from strangers and everything. You’re the next Cesar Milan! [She smirks at her victory, laughing into her glass as he continues] God… You’re going to have war flashbacks in your eighties when all your blackout memories come back to you.
Yeah, and that’s exactly why you wanted to fuck me, too: whore. You have a type. [He brings his index finger up to his mouth and pretends to make himself vomit. Her comment about Diego brings a small smile to his face.] You’re not allowed to call him that, but yeah, ‘can’t take credit for that, unfortunately. He’s just... attentive and kind. Always very careful with my feelings... [His cheeks flush when he realizes he was musing out loud about Diego, a glimpse into the tender feelings he held towards him. He swallows, immediately regretting this show of vulnerability.] Anyway, whatever- [He rolls his eyes.] I hope I’m dead way before that, then.