take Mike for a parking lot pickle

Jamie, She/They. Officially in my 40's. ♒️☀️♎️🌜 T1D. Graves' Disease. Stroke Survivor. insta

[lhavdil]

a hometown is a type of dead wife

[lhavdil]

[bunnypets]

by dimda_

[thememedaddy]

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[dennisyoubitch]

me while crossing the road

[boyd-stevens]

MATILDA 1996, dir. Danny DeVito

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[justsomepetermemes]

[only-cat-memes]

[jackabbot]

newbie's 4.5k celebration 🎨 gregory house + beautiful blues for @henley-reeves

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[crunchie-morris]

[moonbeamsatmidnight]

10000 likes!

[kaumnyakte]

[amishsicario]

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

he’s gay

[elektragirlfriend]

and he’s still at it

[butchhatred]

[ID1: tweet by Blaine Stewart @BlaineStewart:

“UPDATE: Get ready for a pounding. Some of us could see 8 inches or more. That’s too much — even for me.” Attached image shows a map of the US coast between North Carolina and Virginia. Caption says “Snow forecast / Wednesday - Thursday”. The area from Hampton and Edenton is 8"+ of snow, and the areas progressively further are 6"-8", 4"-6", and the furthest 2"-4".

ID2: the monthy python biggus dickus meme shows a roman knight trying not to laugh in front of Caesar.

ID3: Blaine Stewart’s twitter bio:

“He/Him. @NLGJA 🏳️‍🌈. AM Anchor: @WTKR3. Afternoons: @949ThePoint. Love @Canes hockey 🏒 , strong coffee☕ and frequent naps 😴. LA➡️MS➡️GA➡️VA”.

ID4: another tweet by Blaine Stewart:

“Looks like NASA discovered my ex boyfriends.” Attached picture shows an Instagram post by cbsnews with a photo of space with the caption “Astronomers confirm orbit of most distant object ever discovered in our solar system”. End of ID.]

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[corazondecenicero]

Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon reuniting for Thelma and Louise 30th anniversary (2021)

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana