augh man pizza makes my farts absolutely NAUSEATINGā¦
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augh man pizza makes my farts absolutely NAUSEATINGā¦
what if you fucked me so hard that my brain likeā¦. stopped working? haha⦠and then you like⦠continued fucking me when i was all mindless like that? ahaha⦠jkā¦. unless?? šš
shamless reblog
who knew eating healthy would make my farts absolutely disgusting and loud and uncontrollable lol
šµāš« āhaha honey what if we started eating healthier⦠no reason in particularā
>dogs say hello by sniffing eachothers butts
>dogboys obviously are the same right?
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god i NEED to huff some smelly twink dogboy butt NOW
bunny girl bulge. you agree. reblog.
grusha absolutely hotboxing me with his farts to keep us warm šµāš«š¤¤
them lying on their tummy, blasting out farts while i whine and whimper with my face between their cheeks.
mm⦠embarrassed farts are the best
One fart concept that I REALLY love but I rarely see it:
Characters that arent exactly āhumanā (Like maybe robots, aliens, ect...) and they dont need to eat food like other living beings do
However if they do eat, it ends up giving them HORRIBLE almost nonstop gas because their poor tummy isnāt adjusted to handle it~ <333
IT WAS THIS POST!! I LOVE YOU FOR THIS
fav thing about farts is how the smell lingers, it drives me crazy and becomes the only thing i can think of ugh
whenever my partner has to fart and weāre hanging out theyāll lay to the side and motion for me to put my head under their ass so i can sniff up their farts as they push them out. they donāt even need to say anything most of the time, once they lay to the side and lift their leg, i know where my face belongs.
earlier i saw a post relating to the scenario of aliens eating human food and it making them uncontrollably gassy⦠pls never change. thatās the best scenario iāve ever heard
girl tummies
reblog if u agree
eprocto/fart kink
Don't you just love the idea of spooning your partner while both are being gassy? you being the big spoon or vice versa, rubbing their tummy while sleeping, and helping them release all their farts over your tummy/crotch.
I've been with a tummy ache these last two weeks, bloated like hell, and spooning my gf has helped me so much, feeling her warm butt over my lower tummy and crotch makes the pain more bearable, also my fake period is coming soon, and she rips ass instantly when I hug her from behind. š
Just feeling her warm gas down there is a cue for my body to start farting too and it works like a charm, big noisy smelly farts, we make a great dutch oven for sure, also it makes me rub my clit against her butt by reflex and she loves it so much. š„°
So... are you the big spoon or the little spoon? would you like to experience both? š
Iāve never been high myself, but I absolutely love the idea of someone ripping mad ass while theyāre completely stoned. Theyāre so relaxed and out of it that they donāt even notice the rank blasts sputtering and burbling out of their fat cheeks. Or hell, maybe the are aware of it, and they simply just donāt care, lazily fanning their ass while saying something along the lines of āwoah, get a whiff aā this, itās fuckinā GNARLYā. This is all made even better by how stoners tend to be such big foodies. Just loading up on some of the grossest and sloppiest junk food that makes their gas significantly more vile sounding and vile smelling. Just absolutely destroying the room with their bubblers for a good few hours
Weird idea butā¦inulin cake. Just the cake has a scoop or two of inulin in it and the home made frosting has some as well. To top it all off, the cake is sprinkled with a little bit more on top like powered sugar. Imagine how gassy someone would be after eating only one sliceš®āšØ.Oooh and inulin cheese cake for all the lactose intolerant peopleā¦Imagine how much gas they would have, just endlessly long wet bubbly rumblers going on for who knows how long š¤¤
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