fisher price guillotine

jove ✩ 24 ✩ they/it ✩ if i can't groove i swear to god i'll start throwing plates

[l-amplights]

[akihatohnoofficial]

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[only-cat-memes]

[t00thpasteface]

i was talking about this on my server earlier but i really think "cozy" is one of the worst genre labels out there in the gaming space. like people dunk on the terms "metroidvania" and "first person shooter" a lot for being uncreative or limiting but at least those are like... falsifiable descriptors. you can look at a game and go "yeah this game's mechanics and core gameplay loop generally operate like metroid/castlevania" or "yeah this game primarily uses a first person camera paired with some sort of projectile weapon" so i don't think they're completely useless. but "cozy" is just nonsense. fully subjective. i see a lot of games popularly labeled as "cozy" that share almost zero mechanical features between them and don't even always match in tone or aesthetic. hearing a game described as "cozy" doesn't tell you anything about what to expect as a player beyond maybe giving you a sort of forewarning about the fanbase and their discomfort tolerance. "cozy" is not a quantifiable metric. like imagine if someone offered to buy you takeout and asked you what kind of food you'd like and you told them fully unironically, and with no further elaboration, "i want to get yummy food." that's what hearing "cozy games" sounds like to me

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[winonaparadise]

i know some powerful fucking people. i can get you in trouble. i can get a satellite to erase you. i can make an exact clone of your best friend and make them do jumping jacks outside your house for 48 hours. i can create a holographic lion with a penis larger than its head to fuck your toilet until it stops working. i can create and destroy in the length it takes you to get out of bed in the morning

can you get bitches

[vellengeful]

why are all the ads on tumblr suddenly about feet health

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

[probuccalfat]

pewdiepie was one of the harbingers of the alt right internet apocalypse i hate that skinny white man with all my heart

[you-d-prefer-an-astronaut]

I blame him (at least partially) for the rise in anti-indian racism in the late 2010s to today and people look at me like I'm the friend who's too woke when I say that. But it's true

[probuccalfat]

and you’d be right to blame him. he normalized the rise in anti-indian and anti-desi racism through “jokes.” it took me forever to take pride in my indian heritage bc of the culture he helped set up.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[ianime0]

【公式】PokéMinutes | Homework Skitty

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[kushblazer666]

[brionysea]

*sees whatever the fandom is doing* there's a really good story happening on the actual show if you want to watch that instead

[speculative]

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

[johncraft2003]

[milk5]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month