Depressive Werewolf Nightmare Boy

(RP blog. Will write a proper description when mun has brains and time.)

[sunshine-knight]

Hey, sorry, what was that about a band? 👀

Eh, "band" might be a generous term. Me and some friends have been screwing around with instruments in my basement, the half I haven't turned into an art space. We've figured out how to hammer out a few songs, but we're still like... Coming together and finding our sound.

I... Think I might be the weak link, actually, so I've been getting lessons on the side from Jonah. Was just gonna be guitar, but he threw in vocal tutoring too. I think I'm improving a bit. Maybe.

[moonlight-mage]

He's giving you music lessons now? I didn't know he knew how to play. You sound fine, but if you really felt like you needed lessons, you could have asked Hart for help

[sunshine-knight]

🙄 Forgive me for being a little intimidated by the idea of asking Hartley Rathaway for musical tutoring.

I didn't know Jonah knew guitar or how to sing either, but he does, and he literally lives two houses down. He's not even making me pay him, either. Claims he just likes having the excuse to hang out, but that's just him being polite. Still... It's a sweet thing to say

[jla-star-reporter]

I’m sure Hartley would still be down to give you pointers. He’s really not that scary and he only hypnotizes rats with music now

[moonlight-mage]

I don't want to take away from the moment Bailey is having further down in this thread, but I do want to point out that Hart has ways of hypnotizing people without music. And it's very enjoyable.

[jla-star-reporter]

I did not need to know that but thanks

[moonlight-mage]

I just meant I like looking at him! He's pretty!

[jla-star-reporter]

….I’ve spent too much time around Wynd I’m sorry

[moonlight-mage]

There's no such thing

[sunshine-knight]

Hey, sorry, what was that about a band? 👀

Eh, "band" might be a generous term. Me and some friends have been screwing around with instruments in my basement, the half I haven't turned into an art space. We've figured out how to hammer out a few songs, but we're still like... Coming together and finding our sound.

I... Think I might be the weak link, actually, so I've been getting lessons on the side from Jonah. Was just gonna be guitar, but he threw in vocal tutoring too. I think I'm improving a bit. Maybe.

[moonlight-mage]

He's giving you music lessons now? I didn't know he knew how to play. You sound fine, but if you really felt like you needed lessons, you could have asked Hart for help

[sunshine-knight]

🙄 Forgive me for being a little intimidated by the idea of asking Hartley Rathaway for musical tutoring.

I didn't know Jonah knew guitar or how to sing either, but he does, and he literally lives two houses down. He's not even making me pay him, either. Claims he just likes having the excuse to hang out, but that's just him being polite. Still... It's a sweet thing to say

[jla-star-reporter]

I’m sure Hartley would still be down to give you pointers. He’s really not that scary and he only hypnotizes rats with music now

[moonlight-mage]

I don't want to take away from the moment Bailey is having further down in this thread, but I do want to point out that Hart has ways of hypnotizing people without music. And it's very enjoyable.

[jla-star-reporter]

I did not need to know that but thanks

[moonlight-mage]

I just meant I like looking at him! He's pretty!

[sunshine-knight]

Hey, sorry, what was that about a band? 👀

Eh, "band" might be a generous term. Me and some friends have been screwing around with instruments in my basement, the half I haven't turned into an art space. We've figured out how to hammer out a few songs, but we're still like... Coming together and finding our sound.

I... Think I might be the weak link, actually, so I've been getting lessons on the side from Jonah. Was just gonna be guitar, but he threw in vocal tutoring too. I think I'm improving a bit. Maybe.

[moonlight-mage]

He's giving you music lessons now? I didn't know he knew how to play. You sound fine, but if you really felt like you needed lessons, you could have asked Hart for help

[sunshine-knight]

🙄 Forgive me for being a little intimidated by the idea of asking Hartley Rathaway for musical tutoring.

I didn't know Jonah knew guitar or how to sing either, but he does, and he literally lives two houses down. He's not even making me pay him, either. Claims he just likes having the excuse to hang out, but that's just him being polite. Still... It's a sweet thing to say

[jla-star-reporter]

I’m sure Hartley would still be down to give you pointers. He’s really not that scary and he only hypnotizes rats with music now

[moonlight-mage]

I don't want to take away from the moment Bailey is having further down in this thread, but I do want to point out that Hart has ways of hypnotizing people without music. And it's very enjoyable.

[sunshine-knight]

Hey, sorry, what was that about a band? 👀

Eh, "band" might be a generous term. Me and some friends have been screwing around with instruments in my basement, the half I haven't turned into an art space. We've figured out how to hammer out a few songs, but we're still like... Coming together and finding our sound.

I... Think I might be the weak link, actually, so I've been getting lessons on the side from Jonah. Was just gonna be guitar, but he threw in vocal tutoring too. I think I'm improving a bit. Maybe.

[moonlight-mage]

He's giving you music lessons now? I didn't know he knew how to play. You sound fine, but if you really felt like you needed lessons, you could have asked Hart for help

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[sunshine-knight]

"It's kind of embarrassing how much you're into that guy," says the man currently making sappy heart eyes at his phone because he found out one of his boyfriends makes novelty food-shaped disco balls as a hobby.

[moonlight-mage]

I feel like "boyfriend" is the key word here

But shut up, nobody asked you

[moonlight-mage]

@jla-star-reporter

Bailey is dancing around the house singing Waterloo now. With increasing volume. Just thought you should know.

[moonlight-mage]

"Why is your house bedecked in tulips?"

"Because a dimension-hopping unicorn thinks I'm fun."

Every time I think my sister has hit the limit for unusual life events, she clears the bar with ease.

[amodnamedmel]

Back where I'm from, you can just eat tulips. You cannot eat tulips here. It's very unfair.

[moonlight-mage]

That... Does sound difficult, yes. You're -- is this, like, a "centaur turned into a horse" thing, or a horse-alien thing, or...?

[amodnamedmel]

I haven't been turned into anything, and I'm not from earth.. but I'm not sure if alien fits? I'm just a unicorn, horns, hooves and all that stuff.

Bailey was super nice to me while I was walking around that museum and I like it here :]

Dimensional travel easy, you just have to ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ and when your ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ then you ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ potato sack ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛. As long as you pay attention to ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ it's totally safe.

[moonlight-mage]

...

Yeah okay.

[moonlight-mage]

"Why is your house bedecked in tulips?"

"Because a dimension-hopping unicorn thinks I'm fun."

Every time I think my sister has hit the limit for unusual life events, she clears the bar with ease.

[amodnamedmel]

Back where I'm from, you can just eat tulips. You cannot eat tulips here. It's very unfair.

[moonlight-mage]

That... Does sound difficult, yes. You're -- is this, like, a "centaur turned into a horse" thing, or a horse-alien thing, or...?

[moonlight-mage]

"Why is your house bedecked in tulips?"

"Because a dimension-hopping unicorn thinks I'm fun."

Every time I think my sister has hit the limit for unusual life events, she clears the bar with ease.

[jla-star-reporter]

You know, I really never thought Weather Wizard would feature in my life this prominently.

[sunshine-knight]

Same. This was not on my list of "things I expect to happen in my life when I move to Central."

[moonlight-mage]

He could feature less prominently in both your lives if you'd let it happen.

[jla-star-reporter]

But he hasn’t done anything really. Wynd just has a fake rivalry with him

[moonlight-mage]

And I could fake maul him to death. Though he's done plenty to earn a very real mauling.

[jla-star-reporter]

Look I’m not WW’s biggest fan either, but we really could just leave him alone

[moonlight-mage]

... I'll leave him alone if he leaves Wynd alone. Happy? But if he tries anything, I am going to unzip him like a damned suitcase.

[jla-star-reporter]

You know, I really never thought Weather Wizard would feature in my life this prominently.

[sunshine-knight]

Same. This was not on my list of "things I expect to happen in my life when I move to Central."

[moonlight-mage]

He could feature less prominently in both your lives if you'd let it happen.

[jla-star-reporter]

But he hasn’t done anything really. Wynd just has a fake rivalry with him

[moonlight-mage]

And I could fake maul him to death. Though he's done plenty to earn a very real mauling.

[jla-star-reporter]

You know, I really never thought Weather Wizard would feature in my life this prominently.

[sunshine-knight]

Same. This was not on my list of "things I expect to happen in my life when I move to Central."

[moonlight-mage]

He could feature less prominently in both your lives if you'd let it happen.

[sunshine-knight]

My friends don’t touch my face. Just saying. We hug and stuff but we’re not tenderly cupping each other’s faces

He wasn't "tenderly cupping my face," what the fuck. Am I suddenly in a romance novel? Was he softly gazing at me with his cerulean orbs? No. Stop being ridiculous.

[moonlight-mage]

No, he usually saves the tender gazing for the back of your head. It's kinda gross.

[sunshine-knight]

He does not. You are insane.

[moonlight-mage]

Fine, don't believe me. I think you could do better anyways

[sunshine-knight]

My friends don’t touch my face. Just saying. We hug and stuff but we’re not tenderly cupping each other’s faces

He wasn't "tenderly cupping my face," what the fuck. Am I suddenly in a romance novel? Was he softly gazing at me with his cerulean orbs? No. Stop being ridiculous.

[moonlight-mage]

No, he usually saves the tender gazing for the back of your head. It's kinda gross.

[moonlight-mage]

It's cool that my haunted house wants me to socialize and all but does it have to open a door to my sister's house while she and her situationship are canoodling

[sunshine-knight]

We were not. And stop calling him that. It's not a situationship, there is no situation to be shipping.

[moonlight-mage]

His hand was on your jaw, Bales. Sure looked like a situation to me

Maybe Lowell Manor has decided he's a poor suitor and I need to intervene. Clearly you need chaperoning

[jla-star-reporter]

Canoodling you say?

[moonlight-mage]

That couch can fit at least three people, four if you wanna get cozy. They were practically occupying the same corner of it. He absolutely had his hand on her jaw, and leapt away like a repelled magnet when I walked in

I can't say what might've happened if I hadn't come in when I did, but... There is literally no platonic explanation for that.

[jla-star-reporter]

Interesting

[sunshine-knight]

Please stop comparing Dick and I to Maebh and Jason -_-;

There is an extremely platonic explanation for this. My French is rusty. Dick was helping with my pronunciation. That's all.

[jla-star-reporter]

French requires you to touch each other’s jaws?

[moonlight-mage]

It helps in French kissing...

What was he even doing at your house? I'd have asked him, but he fled the scene like a bat out of hell once I got there. Which does not help your threadbare case.

[moonlight-mage]

Wow, I haven't had someone angrily wash dishes at me in years

[sunshine-knight]

I am washing dishes while mad. I am not passive aggressively washing dishes at you. There is a difference.

Dick was here because we're still working on that gala project. You try planning a whole damn masquerade ball while living busy lives half a continent apart and see how quickly it goes.

Regardless, this does not need to be discussed in such a public venue. You could have brought this up privately, instead of trying to embarrass me for the whole world to see. You are literally six feet away from me, eating snacks you raided from my pantry.

[moonlight-mage]

Except when I do try to talk privately, you turn evasion and subject changes into an Olympic sport. If you're mad I'm not talking to you about it directly, then you need to actually talk to me.

[moonlight-mage]

It's cool that my haunted house wants me to socialize and all but does it have to open a door to my sister's house while she and her situationship are canoodling

[sunshine-knight]

We were not. And stop calling him that. It's not a situationship, there is no situation to be shipping.

[moonlight-mage]

His hand was on your jaw, Bales. Sure looked like a situation to me

Maybe Lowell Manor has decided he's a poor suitor and I need to intervene. Clearly you need chaperoning

[jla-star-reporter]

Canoodling you say?

[moonlight-mage]

That couch can fit at least three people, four if you wanna get cozy. They were practically occupying the same corner of it. He absolutely had his hand on her jaw, and leapt away like a repelled magnet when I walked in

I can't say what might've happened if I hadn't come in when I did, but... There is literally no platonic explanation for that.

[jla-star-reporter]

Interesting

[sunshine-knight]

Please stop comparing Dick and I to Maebh and Jason -_-;

There is an extremely platonic explanation for this. My French is rusty. Dick was helping with my pronunciation. That's all.

[jla-star-reporter]

French requires you to touch each other’s jaws?

[moonlight-mage]

It helps in French kissing...

What was he even doing at your house? I'd have asked him, but he fled the scene like a bat out of hell once I got there. Which does not help your threadbare case.

[moonlight-mage]

Wow, I haven't had someone angrily wash dishes at me in years