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@moonlitblaine
As much as I love spring recitals as an excuse to let everyone show off what they’ve learned, making all the arrangements for it is beyond stressful.
Anyone want to book chair rentals for me? I’m this close to hiring an event coordinator.
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: Yeah! LARPing but you’re paid for it!
Matt: Come on! It’ll be good for tourism. And me. Mostly me. 😋
Blaine: Is that a word you made up?
Blaine: But how will it be good for ME, hmmm?
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: Funsies. I also want to get my pirate persona down. Thinking about joining one of those..whatever they're called. The ones that are paid to interact with the tourists.
Blaine: The reenactment crew?
Blaine: ...If this means you're going to spend your free time trying to get me to walk the plank, I'm opposed, fyi.
Text || Matt & Blaine
[later]
Matt: I’m thinking about dressing up like a pirate and annoy tourist along the beach.
Blaine: Of course you are, 🤦🏻♂️
Blaine: Do you have a goal in irritating the tourists, or is it just for funsies?
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: You KNOW that's a weakness of mine!!!
Matt: Look outside. I'm here. Stop weeping!
Blaine: 😇😘
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: I don't know....
[...]
[sends pics of himself with 2 drinks. 1 of them says Blainers on it and Matt looks like he's about to drink it]
Matt: This coffee smells /divine/!
Blaine: 😭😭😭
Blaine: [bit.ly/3bsBEIt]
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: You’re a more chaotic neutral thing 😂 Idek where I’m going with that. Just roll with it.
Matt: You’ve got someone who wants to bring you coffee and you’re picking your Keurig over it? I see how it is.
Blaine: That right there? Sums up our entire friendship. ‘Just roll with it.’
Blaine: Well when you put it THAT way — extra cinnamon, please? 🥺🥺🥺
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: The greater good is so damn boring, B!
Matt: Did you get some sleep tonight or need me to bring coffee to your place before I get started on my errands?
Blaine: A more chaotic neutral thing was never said, 😂
Blaine: I’m good. Really, I think it was just a fluke, I’m fine. I promise.
Blaine: And I have my Keurig in my office if I need it, ☕️
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: 😩😩😩😩
Matt: that shrugging guy looks like you. Did they model it after you?
Matt: Still say we should make out one of these nights. 😘 But you’re too scared you’ll fall in love with me.
Blaine: I hear lots of guys have dark hair, go figure.
Blaine: See, this is why someone needs to deflate your ego now and then. It’s for the greater good, 😋
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: HEY!!! I care! I'm being nice and you're over here being mean to me. :( :( :(
Matt: Was I wrong??
Blaine: It’s part of that public service thing - occasionally deflating your ego so it doesn’t burst like a balloon, 🎈
Blaine: Contrary to popular belief, not everyone wants to sleep with you, 🤷🏻♂️
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: That's why I suggested it. I know how much you love that all over your ice cream
Matt: You can admit it's because you want me. It's okay. I don't blame you.
Blaine: Cheater
Blaine: Aaaaand it's gone. Matt Schuester, ruining nice friendship moments since 2006, 👍
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: Do you want to swing by your fav ice cream shop and pick up something drizzled to all hell with caramel?
Matt: And, all joking aside, if you want to talk about whatever it is that's got you distracted, you can talk to me.
Blaine: Oh god, don't tempt me with caramel, you know I have no willpower, 😖
Blaine: If I had any idea what has me distracted, I'd talk to you about it. Promise.
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: distracted enough to lose sleep?
Blaine: Distracted enough that my brain won't be quiet long enough for me to get to sleep, at least.
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: I will! And it’ll come true because I say so!
Matt: can I fling you over my shoulder and carry you around like Linus’ blanket?
Matt: Whats on your mind?
Blaine: NO -- I'm not THAT small, Matt, you're not going to fireman carry me around, 😋
Blaine: I don't even know, it's not anything specific. Just distracted, I guess?
hotdamn-matt:
HEY! It’s not depraved! It’s completely PG. 10 minutes a day. 8 sometimes….
Oh shush! Get out of my head, Anderson. Or….make yourself comfortable. Whichever you prefer.
WOW. A whole 8 minutes? That’s a new personal best, I’m proud of you.
I don’t think I need to be in your head in any way, shape, or form, thank you very much.
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: I can see it! But it means more when I say it so there!
Matt: Why didn't you sleep well?
Blaine: Keeeeeep telling yourself that, 😉
Blaine: Too much on my mind, I guess? I don't know, but there's a fair chance I'm going to crash hard after dinner, so you've been warned.
Text || Matt & Blaine
Matt: You're cute
Matt: 3rd?!? Why are you on your 3rd? I vibrate naturally on my own so we'll make the Thai place think a mini earthquake hit the city.
Blaine: I get that a lot, 😉
Blaine: Just didn't sleep well last night, I guess. I shudder to imagine you on more than half caf, honestly -- it would be terrifying.