Ogygia was my home

SLYTHERIN: "Women have been called queens a long time, but the kingdom given them isn’t worth ruling.“ –Louisa May Alcott (An Old-Fashioned Girl)

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‘ i’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet. ’ ‘ i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife) ’ ‘ let me just flirt with you and be a brat and send you cute half nudes. ’ ‘ blue-flavored candy is always the best flavor of candy like what the fuck. blue raspberries aren’t even a thing. we are literally eating the color blue as a flavor and it’s fucking magical. ’ ‘ touch id is pissing me off. ‘try again’ the fuck? it’s me with a lil chicken grease. ’ ‘ call me in the middle of the night and tell me you can’t sleep without me. ’ ‘ healthy relationships with fathers? sounds fake. ’ ‘ me to my alarm in the morning: i was literally sleeping but go off i guess. ’ ‘ do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both ’ ‘ *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* i cannot believe this asshole didn’t use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable. ’ ‘ my specialty: the accidental 12 hour nap in broad daylight ’ ‘ quiet little moans while making out is the hottest thing ever ’ ‘ date somebody who will go on a road trip with you to see america’s 10 most haunted places ’ ‘ any vampires who need permission to enter my house…. you have my permission… you wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog and wind? you can do that… wanna drink my blood and take me away to your big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it ’ ‘ i’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them ’ ‘ *nervously calls crush bro* ’ ‘ i don’t have trust issues. i have ‘seen that shit happen before my own eyes’ issues. ’ ‘ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ’ ‘ concept: we are holding each other in bed, we look at each other and know that all that waiting all that distance was worth it to be close now ’ ‘ i’m so lucky to have gotten to watch you grow so much this past year. i’m so proud of you. ’ ‘ i’m so protective of me now, i’ll cut somebody off for simply having the wrong energy ’ ‘ why are you trying to make me horny. bitch, you know i’m making macaroni. ’ ‘ date a boy who curls up on your lap, even though he is 6’2" because he loves cuddles ’ ‘ going out on a date is cool and all; but what about simply sharing a bed with someone, listening to music and discovering everything about one another, together. ’ ‘ we are drunk and i ended up sitting on the bathroom counter with my legs wrapped around you, but when i wrote ‘marry me’ on your hand with a sharpie, i wasn’t joking. ’ ‘ you’re equivalent to my favorite color. you’re the human version of what is safe. ’ ‘ one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them. ’ ‘ you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when i’m not talking ’ ‘ why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had your back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary. ’ ‘ i like wearing your clothes. they smell like you and your scent is home to me. ’ ‘ *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay. ’ ‘ i like to blame myself for everything just in case. ’ ‘ the realist thing you can do for me is keep your word. ’ ‘ love yourself enough to set boundaries. your time and energy are precious. ’ ‘ i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break. ’ ‘ sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone. ’ ‘ who needs april fools. my entire life is a joke. ’ ‘ i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you. ’ ‘ i’m not trying my hardest but i’m very tired which i think should be taken into consideration. ’ ‘ me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare. ’ ‘ so what’s next? you heal. you grow. and you help others. ’ ‘ my kink is not setting an alarm for the next morning. ’ ‘ if you think i’m cute send me money. ’ ‘ one day i will take a good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry. ’ ‘ not a day passes where i don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because i’m on the path to destroy my ego so i won’t be embarrassed anymore. ’ ‘ there is no reason not to love with you whole heart. ’ ‘ i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years. ’ ‘ sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text. ’ ‘ ‘i can see your nipples through that shirt’ first of all stop being ungrateful. ’ ‘ so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ’ ‘ i heard you like bad girls. well i’m bad….. at everything. ’ ‘ yes, i am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but i still wanna be like……. loved and stuff. ’ ‘ i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot. ’ ‘ let me show you just how good i can be. ’ ‘ i’m just tryna chill on a beach somewhere at 3 am. ’ ‘ i have a serious weakness for thigh grabbing and hickeys. ’ ‘ i’m a snail and god is salting me. ’ ‘ i hate texting people who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say you hate me and want me to die. ’ ‘ being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!??????? ’ ‘ i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years. ’ ‘ my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and they thought of me. ’ ‘ i have hella heart eyes for you. ’ ‘ you’re cute. i wanna kiss you for a whole hour. ’ ‘ it’s pretty iconic to like yourself. ’ ‘ i am so jealous of animals that get to hibernate, like what the fuck, why can’t i just sleep for four months and then return to real life. ’ ‘ stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me) ’ ‘ i’m still obsessed with you like it’s day one. ’ ‘ to quote hamlet act iii scene iii line 92, ‘no’. ’ ‘ i would have a cuter room if i wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor. ’ ‘ on two hours of sleep i’m either way too happy or violently homicidal. ’ ‘ let’s go on a date and by date i mean lay in bed and make out for three hours. ’ ‘ alphabet soup. more like times new ramen am i right. ’ ‘ tbh it’s okay if no one else thinks i’m funny because i think i’m a riot. ’ ‘ catching feelings is bullshit. i’m just eating french fries, why i gotta think about kissing you? fuck you. ’ ‘ smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness. ’ ‘ self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta. ’ ‘ you didn’t go through all of that for nothing. ’ ‘ get you a girl who loses her shit every time you send a selfie. ’ ‘ i wish i could be there to take care of you right now. ’ ‘ home is where the heart is and my heart has always belonged to you. ’ ‘ i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash, and no responsibilities. ’ ‘ ok but platonic forehead kisses. ’ ‘ my heart is guarded but like… very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r-rated movie. ’ ‘ what doesn’t kill me doesn’t kill me (unfortunately). ’ ‘ do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks. ’ ‘ life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep. ’ ‘ by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12? ’ ‘ cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part. ’ ‘ don’t depend on anyone. handle your own shit. ’ ‘ there isn’t one alternate reality where i didn’t fall in love with you. ’ ‘ being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me? ’ ‘ if i say ‘backstreet’s back’ and you do not say ‘ALRIGHT!’ we’re not friends. burn in hell, you sick fuck. ’ ‘ i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too. ’ ‘ my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr. ’ ‘ you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on. ’ ‘ don’t look at my fucking boner when we fight. ’ ‘ not all heroes wear capes. a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs. ’ ‘ it’s you. it will always be you. ’ ‘ why do tattoos cost so much? i’m paying you to injure me. ’ ‘ thank you for being the biggest light in my life and saving me from the darkness. ’

#out of ogygia #//this was a fantastic pun and i am proud of myself to this very day

debbyryanedits

moonlxce

((Calypso is just your garden variety sorceress.))

A single sigh breaks the fourth wall.

different-landscapes

#in the garden

SLYTHERIN:

“I’ve got nothing to win, and I’ve got nothing to lose… It’s time for me to find out who I am.”

-David Archuleta (Who I Am)

rppanda

Ask my Muse ANYTHING. There are ZERO LIMITS!

HUFFLEPUFF: “I know that there is only one power worth having. And that is the power, not to take, but to accept. Not to have, but to give.” –Ursula K. Le Guin (Ged: The Farthest Shore)

SLYTHERIN: “You have to be a bit of a liar to tell a story the right way.” -Patrick Rothfuss (The Name of the Wind)

musingmemes

protector / protectee starters

“no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”

“it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”

“i’m not going to let anything happen to you.”

“you can’t keep me safe from everything.”

“just be careful.”

“i’m always careful.”

“you’re going to get yourself hurt.”

“i won’t get hurt, i promise.”

“i won’t let them hurt you.”

“you can’t save me from this.”

“please try and stay out of trouble.”

“if anything happened to you…”

“i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”

“i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“this is the only way to keep you safe.”

“you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”

“everywhere you go, i go.”

“it’s not your job to protect me.”

“it’s my job to protect you.”

“don’t worry, i’ve got you.”

“no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”

“you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”

“please come back in one piece.”

HUFFLEPUFF: “We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea, whether it is to sail or to watch – we are going back from whence we came.” –John F. Kennedy

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Jealousy meme

requested by @momokitty27! i set it up into a few different categories so it’s not just for couples but for a whole range of relationships!

for couples

“I noticed them checking you out.”

“Were you checking them out?”

“So… they’re good-looking, right?”

“Don’t lie to me and say you don’t think they’re hot.”

“Just admit that you like them.”

“Come on; even I know that they’re hotter than me.”

“It’s not fair that they get to be around you all day and I don’t.”

“They were hitting on you.”

‘I know you liked it when they were hitting on you.”

“Would you like me more if I was more like them?”

“They’re not (funnier / cuter / better looking ) than me, are they?”

“Are you going to leave me for them?”

“Would you leave me for them if you had the chance?”

for characters talking to their unrequited crush

“You deserve better than them.”

“They’re not even that good-looking.”

“What do you see in them?”

“Why do you stay with them?”

“Wanna tell me what they did to upset you this time?”

“If I had someone as wonderful as you, I would (never forget our anniversaries / always cherish you / etc).”

“You should just leave them.”

for characters talking about their ex

“I wonder what they’re doing right now.”

“Their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) isn’t right for them.”

“I can’t stop thinking about them with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate).”

“They moved on so quickly.”

“I get angry thinking about anyone else having them, even though I don’t have them myself.”

“Do you think they were cheating on me with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) before we broke up?”

“They never looked at me like they look at them.”

for friends

“I noticed you hanging out with (character’s name) lately.”

“You hung out with them and didn’t invite me?”

“I feel like a third-wheel.”

“They’re pretty fun, right?”

“Maybe I shouldn’t come and let you two hang out together instead.”

“I know that they’re more interesting than me.”

“You two have more in common, anyways.”

“It’s alright; I have other friends.”

for children characters talking to their parents

“No! I don’t want a new (brother / sister)!”

“You like (sibling’s name) more than me.”

“If I get a new (brother / sister), you’re going to love them more.”

“We haven’t played together since you had the baby.”

“I hate my (brother / sister)!”

“They’re not better than me! They can’t even use the bathroom right!”

random

“Am I hotter than that person?”

“So many people have achieved so much by this age, yet here I am.”

“I’m a better (cook / surfer / etc) than them.”

“They’re not even that good at (cooking / surfing / etc)…”

“I look better in this than them, right?”

“Do you think I could pull off that (hat / dress / etc) like them?”

“Whatever; I’m not jealous.”

HUFFLEPUFF: “Whatever it took, she would discharge her own duties and meet her own responsibilities. Not just to protect her career, but because they WERE her duties and responsibilities. Because she would not let an aristocratic piece of scum like Pavel Young win.” –David Weber (Honor Harrington: On Basilisk Station)

It occurs to me that Calypso doesn't know what the Library of Alexandria is.

#out of ogygia

rpstarterss

Disney Song Starters:

“I think it’s time you and I arranged a heart to heart.”

“Check the grin, you’re in love.”

“The cold never bothered me anyway.”

“Reindeer are better than people.”

“At least out loud I won’t say I’m in love.”

“Hey, [NAME], not in front of the kids!!”

“Don’t try to hide it.”

“Life’s full of tough choices, isn’t it?”

“Too bad you’re gonna miss the girl/boy.”

“I don’t see you anymore.”

“If you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew.”

“Help me not to make a fool of me.”

“Let me share this whole new world with you.”

“When did you last let your heart decide?”

“You think the earth is just a dead thing you can claim.”

“You think the only people who are people are the people who look and think like you.”

“Why is my reflection someone I don’t know?”

“Hold your breath, it gets better.”

“I steal only what I can’t afford.”

“I can take a hint.”

“You’re my only friend [NAME].”

“I think it’s time you and I arranged a heart to heart.”

“I’m a sensitive soul, though I seem think skinned.”

“Hey, [NAME], not in front of the kids!!”

“Don’t try to hide it.”

“I’m a sensitive soul, though I seem thick skinned.”

“I’d blame parents except he/she/you/I haven’t got them.”

“Life’s full of tough choices, isn’t it?”

“Too bad you’re gonna miss the girl/boy.”

“Can you feel the love tonight?”

“Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym?”

“She/he don’t got a lot to say but there’s something about her/him.”

“They weren’t kidding when they’d call me, well, a witch.”

“Don’t underestimate the importance of body language.”

“Now I really wish that I knew how to swim.”

“Go ahead, make your choice.”

“You/I don’t know why, but you’re/I’m dying to try. You/I wanna kiss the girl/boy.”

“Poor unfortunate souls in pain, in need.”

“Look at this stuff. Isn’t it neat?”

“I won’t say I’m in love.”

“I wanna be where the people are.”

“Wish I could be part of that/your world.”

“I’m ready to know what the people know.”

“We feel a lot like cattle.”

“Our aching feet aren’t easy to ignore.”

“The only girl who’d love him is his mother.”

“If I were truly to be myself, I would break my family’s heart.”

“Must there be a secret me I’m forced to hide?”

“I can go the distance.”

“When will my reflection show who I am inside?”

“You’re the saddest bunch I’ve ever met.”

“Say goodbye to those who knew me.”

“Heed my every order and you might survive.”

“If there’s a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I’ve already one that.”

“Face it like a grown up.”

“Get off my case!”

“I won’t accept defeat.”

“I cannot hide who I am, though I’ve tried.”

“I have often dreamed of a far off place.”

“Don’t let them know.”

“It’s time to see what I can do.”

“I wanna be like you.”

“Well, I’ve seen worse.”

“I reached the top and had to stop and that’s what’s bothering me.”

“Do you want to build a snowman?”

“I’m right out here for you, just let me in.”

“You’ll bring honor to us all.”

“This is what you give me to work with?”