Tralfamadore.

My name is Rubi, I'm twenty three.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

‘Men are taught not to be emotional’

Pal men are taught to throw tables across the room if they’re angry and punch people who mildly disrespect them— all of these things are emotional responses they’re just incongruous with what we consider emotional to be i.e. a sniffling teenage girl. Men are super emotional. They’re selfishly emotional. They’re so emotional that they *have* to let any living creature around them feel the pain they feel inside even for a sec.

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

THIS tea

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I haven’t talked to my best friend in a while and we finally start catching up

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

how can anyone even talk about anything else in goku no hero academia when there’s a guy who’s whole power is shooting tape out of his elbows

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

like who in their right mind would give a shit about deku or bakugon or whatever the fuck i’m trying to hear about this fucking tape dispenser guy

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

this is exactly what i’m talking about

tape man is literally right there and you guys wanna talk about goku and shit

[julieterbang]

[mysterybensmysteryblog]

Mystery Skulls Animated - Hellbent

[artsyfeathersartsyblog]

if you wanna play some catch up!

GHOST (part 1):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco&t=2s

FREAKING OUT (part 2):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUYM5WNdNGc

[artsyfeathersartsyblog]

wanna keep this on my front page for tonight!

[mysterybensmysteryblog]

Reblogging for the morning crowds

[noodlehorsecomics]

[thisobscuredesireforbeauty]

[tsurumaaru]

[sasukemabae]

If this is not gay, I don’t know what is…

[sixpenceee]

Kansas City fire department rescues Kansas City police department from a stuck elevator. Via u/etymologynerd

[grandpa-bastardman-the-sizequeen]

Oh my god

This is perfect

[curiumm-deactivated20180518]

Tire Dragons are my favorite magical beasts.

[curiumm-deactivated20180518]

[curiumm-deactivated20180518]

please add more if you’re able

[curiumm-deactivated20180518]

more for your viewing pleasure

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

[discsfine-deactivated20200307]

@iguanamouth 

[iguanamouth]

yeah

[jewishpangolin]

For your consideration:

The barrel dinosaur

[sailorbrazil]

oooooooooouuuuuuuu

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rosswoodpark]

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

[rosswoodpark]

IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

[thatthinginyourshoe-deactivated]

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

[aesclepianbanshee]

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

[official-liberty-prime-deactiva]

I don’t like that get them out

[brattylikestoeat]

Okay…this is unsettling.

[daglout]

This post is actually my nightmare

[micaxiii]

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

[iridium-light]

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

[pardonmewhileipanic]

Thanks, I hate it!

[nitramaraho]

here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one

[prussiandragon]

This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it

[nitramaraho]

glad you like it

[shygirlacademy]

can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now

[c-bassmeow]

[c-bassmeow]

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

STOP

[aangarchy]

[aangarchy]

Future historians will think we’re a fucking cult or something