Your prince is here

Your name is DIRK STRIDER, you are 20 YEARS OLD, and you don't know what to think of your life. ((Independent Dirk Strider rp blog. Multiship, multifandom, OC friendly, may be NSFW at times, but will be tagged accordingly. Will rp with anyone!)) M!A: N/A Status: Normal

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I am very surprised I was able to recover this account.

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I always feel like people will think I'm creepy if I reblog so many posts from them at once so I just sit here silently.

[dogapult-deactivated20141111]

people who unfollow you as soon as you start making personal posts

like

sorry i was blogging on my blog

i’ll try not to do it again

[fluerly]

people never seem to like me as much as i like them

[bisexualhobgadling]

BURNIE

[jiyongs-g-thong-deactivated2017]

wheres the customize button for my face

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Wo wI really need my boyfriend right now.

[penitanttango]

Courtesy of RoosterTeethMemes Via iFunny

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Sometimes I wonder why half of you follow me.

Other times I remember I don't care and it's your life.

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I used to feel intelligent. Now I'm just. Disappointed.

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I still haven't changed my URL.

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✚␛

✚ — Aside from special occasions, Dirk will usually attempt to stay away from junk food if possible. ␛ — When Dirk is angry, he usually gets eerily quiet, and only yells if circumstances get worse or someone keeps bothering him. He tends to hold grudges most of the time, but will usually get over arguments and apologize if he believes he was in the wrong.

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Headcanons

Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon.

Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon.

Send ✿ for a HAPPINESS headcanon.

Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon.

Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon.

Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon.

Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon.

Send † for a RELIGION headcanon.

Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon.

Send ☂ for a FOOD headcanon.

[zombiescrew]

Total Bullshat!

[mistybriartons-deactivated20140]

friendly reminder that doing richtofen’s side of the easter egg kills maxis permanently, connects richtofen to stuhlinger, and damns samantha’s soul to agartha (◕‿◕✿)

another friendly reminder that if you do maxis’ side of the easter egg he fucking tears the rift open, killing everybody on earth so he can get to agartha to get samantha (◕‿◕✿)

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what she says: I'm fine

what she means: It began long ago, on the battlefields of the Great War. Two German scientists sought to harness dark and mysterious forces buried for centuries. They believed their discoveries would assure Germany's ultimate victory. But they could never have imagined just what else their research would unearth. As an ancient evil ravaged the front lines, the hopes of the Allies rested on three soldiers set to stop it. My name is Samantha. I'm going to tell you how all this really began.