Free Spirit

Well it wasn’t terrible, I’ll give you that. I don’t film those talents, though. //gives a mischievous grin

H-hey, don't you make faces like that.

[turns a bit pink]

M' glad I didn't screw up again though. See, I am pretty funny. Kinda.

mmmn, well, i don’t know what your expectin’ so im just going to lead, and you can just see if you can keep up, moonshine.

#no homo

[slowly licks his lips in moon’s direction suggestively, winking]

you can say, ah, thanks for taking me in and makin’ me a proper member of society, heh

and uh, you’re kidding me, right? am i gonna have to train you how to have sex now? is that what yer after?

[snorts, blushing indignantly]

No. I just... don't know how the whole two guys thing is supposed to work. Everythin' else is okay. Mmm, whatever. I'll leave it up to you.

[inches a bit closer to kiss at the other's jawline, grumbling to himself]

How to be cute? Afraid it isn’t something that’s taught, love.

Damn it. There goes my only hope.

[chuckles a little]

Maybe I should just go the other way, and get more manly already. They say alcohol stunts your growth, but Jesus Christ.

But no seriously, you're like if Hello Kitty became a gay pornstar. And yeah, in case there's any confusion, that's supposed to be a compliment too. Just give me a thumbs down if it's a bad one.

I- mm. I’m considerably closer to him. I wouldn’t take it personally.

Still, it's got nothin' to do with him, really. I wish I could be a bit cuter, maybe.

[eyes Nat with a little smirk]

You should teach me some time.

[moves closer, soggy hair sticking up in curls]

excuse ya, i am a gentleman, you know

i’ll be plently considerate

oh what, oh what have you been up to ….i wonder

[pulls self up, crawling over him and dripping water onto his skin]

you really are just my type, heh. i got mighty lucky

[checks him out obviously]

[closes his eyes, trying not to feel the other's gaze on him, feeling absolutely embarrassed]

... I hope you're proud a' yourself, because I really dunno what to say to that, Comfie.

[cracks his eyes open and reaches for him hesitantly]

Uh... how does this even work?

Mm. //hums in agreement/

He is a gift in himself.

So you visit jus' fer th' sake a' visitin', huh? That's adorable. Does he let you poke him? 'Cause he told me off when I did. I must not be cute enough.

I rarely find myself there, anyhow. You’ll more than usually find me at J’s. So no, I don’t see how there could be a problem.

Heh, you might see me in passin', then. I have a seriously unlucky record of gettin' myself hurt. Occupational hazard, I guess y' could say. So it's nice we've got such a great local doctor.

[still grinning]

I will thank you for a compliment that was aroused for the fact I felt insulted if I feel like thanking.

As for your wardrobe, there have been those worse.

My name is Nat.

It wasn't a very well thought-out compliment, so I won't hold you to it. Let's try to get along, at least for Monster's sake. I don't think he'd like extra conflict in his place, y'know?

[smiles good-naturedly, folding his arms behind himself]

But I don't think we'll have a problem.

//holds a sneer

My home being this side of the fridge, and more specifically, where you’re laying your head at night. You aren’t the only non-monster staying with him.

Boring is much more polite for someone you don’t know. Now by all means, your name before mine.

...

[sighs exasperatedly]

Y'know, it's also polite to thank somebody when they give you a compliment. But normally, when I joke around with new people they get it and don't treat me like I ate all their ice cream. C'mon. I'm sorry you felt like I was pickin' on you. Can you let it go? It's not even that big of a deal. Jus' a small miscommunication. And see, I cleared it up so we're on the same page now.

[rolls his shoulders, glancing at the ground with a tired expression]

I'm Moonshine. Yeah, I know I dress kinda like a hick, but there's more to me than that. I promise.

[grins nervously]

Ah, yes. A stranger walking up to me in my home and calling me an alien surely I can trust to be joking with me. Oh what was I thinking. You have my undivided apologies for my horrible mistake.

#The aliens in Avatar are real pretty... That's what I was thinkin' of.

I dunno. It's you who decided th' middle of th' street is your home. Seems t' me like your perception's off-kilter jus' a lil' bit. 'Cause it don't make a lick a' sense fer me to barge into some random door, lookin' fer observational comedy t' be made.

Fine, alright. Since my humor is unappreciated, I'll jus' be borin'-- I like yer ears an' tail. They're otherworldly in an aesthetically pleasin' kinda way.

[scratches his cheek thoughtfully]

Sorry fer not bein' clear. Now can we dial down th' sarcasm? It's rather prickly, n' makes it hard fer me t' introduce myself. I am new around here. 'Was just tryin' t' make conversation, is all.

the-mello-yello

Huh„ I don’t think i’ve ever met anyone without a company before..

*shrugs* first time for everything i guess hahahaa