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DAUNTLESS DECLAN

#hello everyone i saw this on pinterest and forgot i drew it lmao #back to the void now later

brucefromfamilyguy

vzm

we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

recuperationdisliker

it is literally one of the most normal things

vzm

you can’t even begin to understand how insane water is

bethfuller

i love dropping my pen putting my glasses on my desk and rubbing my face like an exhausted divorced academic in the 1980s who is greying and sexily tousled and has been up for hours digging through the yellowed pages of old obscure treatises about etruscan pots

straightboyfriend

masculine ways to communicate

morning bitch can't wait to taste your nips tonight

send nudes or i'll kill myself

hi sweetheart have you ever heard midwest emo music? i have a 14 hour playlist we can listen to together

you sound crazy right now. you're making that up

need to reread trc to cleanse because if i told you what media i got back into you would take me out back and i’d honestly let you shoot me,, ask for it even

#life ruining btw #never ever EVER listen to that old thing you used to like calling to you #everyday i suffer with no end in sight #if anyone can guess what im talking about i’d honestly be impressed #i have so many documents with analysis and fic stuff it’s actually embarrassing to be doing all of that for THIS OF ALL THINGS #like i literally have original works please for the love of god free me so i can work on those #it’s been months btw #am also seconds away from making new accs to return to the dying fandom i have things to say that i cannot post here on declanshole

albertnatural

dude it’s not a boypussy it’s a Manhole comeunto the sewer i got the teenage mutant ninja turtles in there we need yourr helppp. Yeah, the fucking rat too

segamascott

aropride

lovely character. i want to watch him drown in his shame

cottoncandylesbo

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

translatingpostsinfrench

cottoncandylesbo

ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison

cottoncandylesbo

FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)

1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?

2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?

3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?

3.) Are you in danger?

3.) How fast can you run?

translatingpostsinfrench

QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)

1.) Quelque chose me fait dire que non.

2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?

3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.

3.) Apparement.

3.) Pardon.

annabelle--cane

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.