just another false alarm

𝑺𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒆 — mostly a shitposter, but i like to write sometimes. self-proclaimed leader of the cult of teenage joe mazzello.

[agnesvarda]

À bout de souffle (1960, Jean-Luc Godard)

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[papayagas]

mostly she regards him with a certain genteel confusion- no matter how many grand overtures he makes, juno’s never really figured out that he’s not just a really weird plant? since the birds mostly stay in my garden wrecking all my vegetables. 

[brodudepants]

God even the tags are gold

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[dearbisexual]

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

[dearbisexual]

for some reason, with this website, i was able to complete small tasks ive been fruitlessly bugging myself to do for weeks??

anyway, i feel almost good now :^)

[dearbisexual]

im glad this got some notes!!!! i hope it helps y’all find some measure of peace or comfort <3

[fuckyeahsnackables]

This is astonishing. I’m going to use and save.

[theocseason4]

when tumblr deleted your blog for a few days i was so bored i considered getting pregnant.

thank you

[alwaysbevintage-deactivated2026]

Ladies enjoying coffee photographed by Maurice Louis Branger, Paris, ca. 1925

[abomasnow]

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

[patronsaint-ofthedenial-deactiv]

the frontman of almost any classic rock band is always

whore

usually around 5′11

long legs

whore

long hair at at least one point

either has a really bad fashion sense or is a fashion icon, sometimes both

is a literal stick

whore

dramatic bitch

the other members are probably tired of his shit

bonus points if he’s a closeted bisexual or at least has a lot of bi energy and gets shipped with at least one of his bandmates 

have i mentioned that he’s a big fucking whore

[catcrumb]

please donate to the palestinian children’s relief fund or any of these other organizations doing work in palestine! any little bit, even just $10, can help relieve some of the suffering under the settler-colonial occupation!

[letmebegaytodd]

if you want the rewards of finding a new favorite song then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of listening to unfamiliar music

[the-red--and--the-black]

take me down to the classic rock city where the guys are old and the musics not shitty

[haelxtii]

[thetrap]

doctor who, "doomsday" / supernatural, "despair"

[madonna-of-the-wasps]

[good-tiktoks]

[peachie5000]

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

[fatsexybitch]

The CINEMATOGRAPHY the Drama! The TWIST.

[subversivecynic]

This is the best parody of every Western ever and every time I see it I love it more

[white-throated-packrat]

A masterclass in how to set up and deliver drama!

[professionalnihilist]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID JUNIOR ELLEFSON!!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[drowningatsea]

is this photo not somehow cursed?? i cannot decern what specifically

[ikare-tell-me]

ジュニア。。。美しゅう。。。。