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[moonynpads]

Sirius: I tried everything. I begged. I pleaded. I even told them that Peter was a Make-A-Wish kid with a rare disease that makes him look like a giant old baby!

[moonynpads]

James: Professor, with all due respect, I'm gonna completely ignore everything you just said.

McGonagall: 😐

[moonynpads]

marauders as things my uni professors said during lecture

James: I love Jaws. Amazing film. I love dudes bonding about things and fighting giant puppets. Like Jaws and that other thing. Best movies ever.

Sirius: This is going to be the easiest test ever, I'm going to drink for 72 consecutive hours before it.

Remus: If you have depression when you're studying, make sure to maintain that depression until the test for the most effective studying.

Lily: Can you date someone with a zero IQ? It may feel like it by the end of the evening.

[moonynpads]

i went to the warner brothers studio tour in london and remus and sirius' wands were next to each other in the wand display and i felt soooo normal about it

[incorrect-marauders]

James: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

[littlewinnow]

I love mature wolfstar

[yuuuu16]

“when you rock and roll with me, no one else i'd rather be, nobody here can do it for me” — the cadence of part-time poets ch 21 scene

[kairospy]

*Talks shit*

“That’s rude… true though”

[sebbianas]

‘cause you got her on your arm

and me in the wings

art by whoisflattery on ig

[lovingremus]

James: look at these full moon shaped chocolate cookies I bought for you!

Remus: ...round. You mean round.

Sirius, walking into the room: oh awesome, full moon shaped cookies!

[maluceh]

wedding night

[popcornhee]

Boys

[myartcloudsstuff]

I want what they have 😃💔

[moonynpads]

i’m coming back here to say that jake peralta and amy santiago are so james and lily core. im actually shaking rn.

[phantomghoulshaze]

Lily and Reg were the only people allowed to stand up for each other

If anyone else did it they'd be angry because they 'don't need other people to defend them thank you very much'

But the second Snape mentions Lily? The moment a gryffindor talks shit about Reg? It's on site

[suns-of-tatooine]

James Potter and Jake Peralta are literally the same person what are you talking about

[that-bitch-kat3]

real. like very jake peralta quote is also something james said.

“cool motive. still murder.” james core.

“fine. but in protest i’m waking over there very slowly.” every time he has to punish some kid for trouble making as head boy

“i swear these perps are so stupid. i’d make a better criminal than any of them!” tell me james did not say this WORD FOR WORD about deatheaters.

and finally the most james potter quote of all time: “point is: haters gonna hate. taylor swift. always right.”

[daliyla]

Imagine:

Regulus writes his friends that he just adopted a pet.

Everyone starts arguing on which pet he adopted (most of them thinks it's a cat, but some thinks it's a snake or something strange like that).

Then they go at Regulus' home and they find a huge fucking stag in the middle of the living room.

(aka: James, who went there to ask Regulus out, panicked and turned into a stag out of Regulus' door. And Regulus just. Saw a stag in front of his house and was like: "okay. Suppose it's mine now").

Sirius laughed so hard that day he almost choked