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Tedros with Sophie in the cave scene in The Last Ever After saying that when he's back, his want the ring destroyed and left the Excalibur to Sophie use always make me giggle, like, ITS OBVIOUS THAT SHE WOULD LEAVE. This boy just wanted to confess to the love of his life so much, that his forgot to use his brain.
Ok but any Jegulus reveal to Sirius that starts a massive argument must be a mess of mixed signals.
Like Sirius starts out yelling about how this is clearly a revenge plot to steal one of them from him. It's not clear at all who is supposed to be enacting this plot and who is being stolen. Once one of them finally get a word in edgeways and explain they're actually in a real relationship, Sirius turns to "BETRAYAL", once again making completely unclear who has betrayed him, it's most likely both of them. Both are accused of corrupting the other for varying reasons that have Regulus yelling about his already active sex life thank you very much, he's not a baby anymore.
Sirius fluctuates between insisting that they should break up and that their relationship is vaguely incestuous to being offended on both of their behalf that they didn't pick someone better, both insulting and complimenting them both at the same time. James is desperately trying to explain how they actually really like each other and also trying to lie and say they haven't had sex yet in the hopes that Sirius will relax slightly, something which makes Regulus yell about his sex life even louder because he's still stuck on Sirius saying he's "basically 12".
Oh and at some point, the whole argument switches to French and James is just lost now. This all likely takes place in front of at least the Gryffindor common room, if not the Great Hall - in the latter case, the tables start producing popcorn.
It all culminates in Sirius somehow ending up yelling about how great the two of them are, and how honestly he can't think of a better person for either of them to date, and then he hears himself and pauses, completely out of breath. And James just approaches him like you might a wild animal, hand outstretched like "Pads, are- are we okay?" And Sirius sighs dramatically and groans and says "I guess, it's fine, you guys seem happy" "but also you're never allowed to break up ever cause im not choosing between you."
Bonus:
James: I would never! I'd die if I broke up with Reggie
Regulus: good because if we broke up I'd have to kill you. You know too much.
does anyone know why this happens ?
There is a kid out there who did every single one of his school essays and projects and short stories and friendly introductions at the beginning of the year about Shane Hollander. He did his book reports on the books Shane recommended in interviews. He saved his money to buy that stupid cologne Shane advertised. He got a puck from Shane once at warm ups and he slept with it in his bed for three weeks. He writes his moms name on his stick tape because Shane did it first. He watches the Olympics in awe. He gets into fights with kids at school about whose a better hockey player and its Shane all the way, no matter what the other kids told him or what their moms and dads said. Shane is the best.
And this kid did not have a lot of friends. His teachers thought he wasn't very smart because he made everything about hockey. And they dismissed him when he struggled with math and reading. "if you could just put some of your hockey energy into school, then maybe you would get better." His classmates laughed at the hockey themed valentines day cards him and his mom had to hand make because nowhere was selling hockey themed valentines day cards. And they laugh at him when he repeats the same thing over and over about "getting pucks deep, pucks deep, pucks deep." When he would play all by himself on the yard pretending he was skating, picking up any big stick he could find on the ground, they'd push him around. "Can we play? We'll be defenders" and ram him and take his stick. And he'd just go through all the penalties they would have just gotten over and over again until he can calm down. He celebrated every birthday at the ice rink in his full hockey gear even though he didn't really have classmates showing up. Not for lack of invite.
And his parents try to steer him away from it. They try and watch new sports, they try and get him to watch kids shows, get into things kids his age like, but all he wants to do is watch reruns of the metros cup wins. Wants to wear his hat backwards with his black shirt because that's how Shane looks in the interviews. Memorizes the answers he gives in french even though this kid never learned french in school. And its useless. This kid is hooked and they just kinda have to ride this wave.
So when the announcement comes for the Game Changers camp, these parents do absolutely everything to get him there. They don't care what it takes, this is like a light for all of them really in the midst of all the bullying at school and the meltdowns at home and the obsessive routines that fall apart if even one thing is out of place.
And they explain to the camp that their boy might have a hard time. Might need some time to adjust. That he struggles with math, and reading, and can get caught up in all the rules sometimes. Preemptively trying to say "he's not a bad kid. he's trying his best."
So at the end of the first day, his parents are prepared for a meltdown. Its new, its a lot of kids, the rink can get loud and cold, and he doesn't always do well with transitioning out of hockey. He's hard to pull off the ice at home.
And they can see some upset under the surface when they arrive. He clearly doesn't want to go home. Thats no surprise.
What is a surprise is the way Shane gets down on one knee next to where the boy is sitting upset on the ground. He doesn't move to touch him. He just gets down and the two of them softly have a chat. The boy is tugging on his hair and nodding at what Shane says. And eventually he stands and the parents walk over to them.
"You must be the parents. Its good to meet you," Shane says softly. "I was just going over some things about tomorrow. So that way he would know the schedule."
And they can see their son isn't quite happy, still clearly exhausted. He'll nap in the car and be grumpy at dinner. But he is much more regulated than they expected him to be.
"And, I was telling him about my schedule when I go home. About getting some quite time, making sure I can decompress. I think that's what all good hockey players need, right buddy?"
"Right buddy," he repeats.
And for all the understanding that seems to be there, his parents are just grateful that of all the things their kid could have a special interest in, its Shane Hollander.
I got hit by the most intense mental image upon seeing this post
Ok bye
still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here
GUYS PIRATING IS BAD.
DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS
you’re right, ima repost this so others can see it and know not to do this
pirating things is horrid and vile behavior guys
i’ve just pulled out 44 sapphic books from my bookshelves so i can make a petty point that the whole “there just aren’t any well written sapphic books!” argument is bollocks. i’m making a video of them all, but in the meantime:
sapphic book recs:
- rosewater, liv little
- tipping the velvet, sarah waters
- milk fed, melissa broder
- she who became the sun, shelley parker-chan
- briefly a delicious life, nell stevens
- gentlest of wild things, sarah underwood
- the naked light, bridget collins
- the safe keep, yael van der wouden
- the original, nell stevens
- the tarot reader of versailles, anya bergman
- sargassa,, sophie burnham
- a line you have traced, roisin dunnett
- the lighthouse at the edge of the world, j r dawson
- sunburn, chloe michelle howarth
- ordinary saints, niamh ni mhaoileoin
- lessons in magic and disaster, charlie jane anders
- when devils sing, xan kaur
- accidental darlings, crystal jeans
- heap earth upon it, chloe michelle howarth
- hijab butch blues, lamya h
- that green eyed girl, julie owen moylan
- the devil she knows, alexandria bellefleur
- sweet bitter song, rosie hewlett
- nevada, imogen binnie
- delilah green doesn’t care, ashley herron blake
- iris kelly doesn’t doesn’t date, ashley herron blake
- vile lady villains, danai christopoulou
- neon roses, rachel dawson
- in the dream house, carmen maria machado
- bury our bones in the midnight soil, v e schwab
- the maiden and her monster, maddie martinez
- lady’s knight, amie kaufman & meagen spooner
- hanmajang luck, makana yamamoto
- daughters of olympus, hannah lynn
- other peoples clothes, calla henken
- interesting facts about space, emily austin
- the isle in the silver sea, tasha suri
- an education in malice, s t gibson
- the palace of eros, caro de robertis
- a love story for bewildered girls, emma morgan
- a dark and drowning tide, allison saft
- the incandescent, emily tesh
- six wild crowns, holly race
- the locked tomb series, tamsyn muir
i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you
i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you
claim your star
*this is not to shame anybody. if you used to use chatgpt in the past but have stopped, kudos to you, this post still includes you. if you are still using chatgpt, then I guess I can’t stop you — but if you ever decide to stop using it in the future, you may then claim your star too
imagine a 13 year old hockey fan who loves making little plushies of her favorite hockey guys to give as gifts when she goes to games, she makes both a shane and ilya and giggles to herself when she puts them together on her shelf, but then it takes a long time for her to get to a game where she has a chance to gift the plushies and she gets really attatched to seeing them together on the shelf. She finally gets to go to a Boston game and give ilya his doll and he loves it so so much that he carries it everywhere and she's so happy. Then she goes home and see poor shane all alone on the shelf and makes herself sad until she can finally go to a metros game. Shane is equally giddy about the doll (if not more since Ilya has been rubbing it in his face for weeks that a fan handmade something like that for him and now shane can prove he is also worthy of a cute doll)
Years down the road when she's probably in highschool and has completely forgotten about her dumb hockey phase (of course she still watches hockey ocassionally but she doesnt have the time to make dolls to hand deliver to players anymore) she's scrolling instagram and sees that shane and ilya have gotten together, two posts later she sees a post from ilya's instagram, with no caption, of her shane and ilya dolls she made sitting next to eachother on a shelf.
and somehow that heals a piece of her inner child
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