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[yoyohelmet-deactivated20150823]

[magsbanes]

me: i’m gonna keep my opinionated mouth shut for once and stay out of it

me, 20 seconds later:

[nuevayor]

what was the first show y’all broke up with…you know like the first show you had that was your everything for a good amount of time and then it fucked up so bad that like you felt your heart breaking with sadness, disappointment and hurt and then you vowed never to see it again? i’ll start mine was shame/ess

[fuckyeahdamose]

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[agentkimballcho]

“not all men” you’re right. Uncle Dr.Montgomery “Monty” Montgomery, dear friend, devoted herpetologist and loving father would never do this

[nerd-utopia-deactivated20200206]

Simon Helberg and Jocelyn Towne attend the 23rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards. (📷 Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images North America)

[cosmicmoves-deactivated20170412]

Simon Helberg is Ashkenazi Jewish and his father was born in Germany to Holocaust survivor parents. Simon has been retweeting the names and images of Jewish immigrantswho were turned away from the US during the Nazi Occupation of Germany, effectively sent to their deaths.

[fromchaostocosmos]

Stop erasing Jewish activism.

Stop erasing Jews Jewishness and Jewish History and how that effects them.

[numahachi]

[710mycologyexpert]

i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”

[furious-coyote]

Congratulations. You’re dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who I’m assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if you’re reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now I’m not saying that you’re not allowed to be scornful I’m just saying expect it and don’t be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.

[710mycologyexpert]

why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B

[stele3]

Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.

[constant-instigator]

Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A “TRAGIC PAST” OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DON’T GET BULLIED IT’S LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.

[wizardshark]

also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than it’s ever been.

[introvertedgeek]

To conclude

[theotherwesley]

i’m obligated to reblog the Critical Whale

[thedebatersbroomcloset]

Fucking thank you

[tastefullyoffensive]

[villarrr-deactivated20190831]

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[brownbisexual]

x

[fyeahegerton]

I was so bloody desperate to believe in you. I put them in danger.

[guidanceoffice]

i never understood what made your lips on my neck such an intimate affair until your teeth grazed my pulse and i realized  you could tear open my throat and make me bleed out in your arms but instead you chose to kiss

[quietvoiced]

[moonys1x1]

ok so like i’m on a semi-hiatus but i just wanted to say MOONLIGHT WAS ROBBED TONIGHT thats all folks