Soda Yoda

My name is Marissa and I really like potatoes.

[lacorgi]

[mattonious]

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[moldable]

[rawrpeace]

the gothest church. like. gothic. but gothicker.

[wholesomedetectiveagency-blog]

This is a church in Clermont Ferrand in France (abt an hour from where I live), it’s made from lava stone and it’s so cool

[tracyalexander-deactivated20201]

its like bloodborne is crossing into our world

[schol-deactivated04-21-2039]

typical conversation

[dailyrowlet]

You can draw a Rowlet trapoed in a sand bucket?

[sashathephoenix]

@directium

[eri-kawakami]

The Whole Doggo Crew

Also available on my society6 as posters or a notebook!

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

why does wiggly sword exist? What are they good for?

Skill: Shows off the blacksmiths massive horse cock. In a time before modern machinery some crazy Germans and Swiss hammered beyond natural human limit. They probably did it as a meme then realised it was actually useful as a weapon. Sharpening a wavy blade would have been a nightmare.

Functional: Good for duelling sword vs sword. A traditional sword allows you to slide off an enemies blade if your swords clash, because the blade is straight. The waves in a flamberg blade creates vibrations which hurts the opponents hands, that doesn’t sound like much but it gives you an advantage. Very useful for parrying since the enemies sword will strike, then the blade gets stuck on your wavy blade or they pull away from the impact shock. Either way you will have an opening to attack. Also the waves cut much deeper similar to a serrated knife. If you got cut once by this blade, you would not be able to stitch your wound shut, you are pretty much sliced bread.Aesthetic: Someone challenges you to a duel, while they unsheathe their boring longsword, you unwrap your wiggly sword. They immediately apologize and run because you are rich enough to afford a wiggly sword and probably have multiple wenches giving you ankle parchments.

[meimidna]

someone photoshop that r into an n

[wkoa]

[shampooligan]

[tastefullyoffensive]

I’m going to need a daily photo, too. (via TommyRivers)

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[talkgentlytome]

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything

[toshio]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

aint this that bitch from zootopia

[dogposts]

It’s always a hole in one when you have a puppy to help. 13/10  great job

[pokemonpostsdaily]