BDGās Unraveled - sentence starters
1.Ā āNo one wants to hear my opinion. Which is why I am not expressing an opinion, I am stating a fact!āĀ
2.Ā āYou sweet summer child. You babe swaddled in the cashmere blanket of ignorance. You ask too little of me.āĀ
3.Ā āI am going to throw myself into the sea.āĀ
4.Ā āMagicians are always evil.āĀ
5.Ā āThereās Red Bull in this mug.āĀ
6.Ā āTechnically not murder. Definitely bad.āĀ
7.Ā āWe should make that creepy animatronic robot sentient.āĀ
8.Ā āThe Red Bullās wearing off.āĀ
9.Ā āHow dare you jettison my gift!āĀ
10.Ā āYou should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords.āĀ
11.Ā āIf youāll excuse me, Iām going to go throw myself into the ocean now.āĀ
12.Ā āWhy are vampires always the hot monster? Isnāt it someone elseās turn?āĀ
13.Ā āYes, I know my hair smells great. Iām trying to sleep.āĀ
14.Ā āI love dogs! Literally nothingās going to get done today.āĀ
15.Ā āIf I canāt be accurate, I sure as hell am gonna to be extra.ā
16.Ā āIt looks like a slice of brain.āĀ
17.Ā āNever change. Stick to what you know. Donāt try and get better in life. Those are the things I learned today.ā
18.Ā āHumans are real squishy, really, when you think about it.āĀ
19.Ā ā_____, take fucking notes! I just saved your ass with MONOPOLY!ā
20.Ā āGod has cursed me for my hubris, and my work is never finished.āĀ
21.Ā āI hear your questions constantly. They come to me in my dreams like a prophet receiving visions from an angry god.āĀ
22.Ā āNow that youāre jazzed and ready to go, time to fail.āĀ
23.Ā āYou donāt have to be good at cooking to do this, you just have to be good at arson.āĀ
24.Ā āThis whole god-damned suit is so tight. I feel like a Christmas ham.āĀ
25.Ā āThatās impossible! It should be impossible! There has to be an answer here, and I donāt see it, and thatās not fair!āĀ