Bear Bear

Pick on someone your own size

[moppabear]

I'm very drunk and very sad. Talk to me.

[wizardpotions]

*blasts you with my beam that makes you feel just kind of normal*

[doelet444]

♡ 3d heart containers in the legend of zelda series ♡

[pmpkn]

[finder-plus]

[filmcel]

i love him

[dankmemeuniversity]

[flork-of-cows-official]

team aqua

[depsidase]

[girlwarlock]

[karinzany]

The Commander’s Silly Rabbit

[imeverywoman420]

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

[sanctuarycove]

I made witch soups in my garden

[oneheadtoanother]

[floridensis]

"even though they might eat me, i still love them" 💕

[scribblehooves]

I feel like if you were on the Invader Zim crew, you were liable to be roasted in the show.

- Gir's voice actor got a green car that the crew thought was ugly. So they put in a whole skit in the show about a guy getting his ugly green car destroyed.

- the Tallests obsession with snacks is ripped from Jhonen Vasquez, who constantly brought in gas station snacks into the studio. The crew thought some of the snacks were gross.

- they got a guy who is scared of babies to write an episode about evil babies.

- Jhonen Vasquez and Rikki Simmons kept making cameos in the show, the first time it was as a possibility for Zim's human disguise. He called them "Ugly" and "Stinky".

[scribblehooves]

THATS HILARIOUS

[r--g--b]

not just in the show, in real life too

[antifainternational]

[lookalivezay]

I swear to God.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

[riokollivier]

*Breathes in*

JEFF!

[tedwelton]

ted lasso + onion headlines

[tedwelton]

ted lasso + onion headlines

[porterdavis]

You probably won’t be surprised to learn that the governor who squelched th report was a Republican.

Mike Parsons, MO Governor, with tfg

[caribbeantrader55-deactivated20]

What a surprise! NOT!