Morai >:)

Made this blog cause Spelly inspired me.

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Happy New Year! Give me one highlight of last year, one wish for next year, and one plan to accomplish!

Ohh yeah! Forgot about that. Highlights... Gotta be all the baked goods from spelly! I just hope next year's the same as this one. Not much in store for plans

[nateconnolly]

Lies I have told children ages 7-9

I am five billion years old

My name is Snuffalufagus Bartholomew Von Maximus the Third

I'm in Kindergarten because after college they make you start again all the way back in the beginning.

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What is on your mind?

Criminal activities

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What is your greatest accomplishment?

13 consecutive backflips

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Would you like to play Go Fish for trinkets with a pig who likes to play Go Fish for trinkets?

hell yes i'll get those trinkets because i am the best at go fish

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What the fuck who let you out.

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Honestly, true. More people need to think about these sorts of things.

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What is your favorite thing to do

See how many non-edible things I can eat before getting caught

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Any tips for beginners at blowing up benches?

You do need to make sure you get very far away before exploding it because they're damn loud

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what is your favourite sort of pie

Any pie that spelly makes

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if you were a flower, what would you be?

The ones that clowns wear that squirt water at you

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Scissors or tape?

Tape is tasty

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Do you agree with the statement “many hands make light work”?

I counter with: "many hands make me look really cool"

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What is something you are looking forward to?

The next time Spelly bakes

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What is something you want right now?

I'd like to hold one (1) frog

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What is your favourite game?

Any of the board games Spelly has

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how do you feel about bagels, toast?

Yum.