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@verymundanetoday I took your idea of making a blog of my own and I love it here!
It's really cozy, maybe I could stay here a little longer... (*´ω｀*)
ALSLDKFFJFK I LOVE YOU ADVENTURER WITCH!!!! ALALDJKFKFD I'm your biggest fannn!!! :3 :D
THAT WAS MY IDEA FIRST!!!
I am being erased from the story I helped to create.
Hewwo!! ^^ i hope ur day is going goods :3
I am here to !curse you!!! :3
U (Mundane >:3) are no longer allowed to use the letters x, y, and z >:3c we will starts off smol ^^
Hab a good day!!
☆ Questionable Mage Anon
ASLLDDFGJKDDVE NOW I CAN'T DO MAI MATH?!?!?!?!? THOSE ARE THE BEST VARIABLES!!!!!! ALASLKFFKDD :(
DARN U QUESTIONABLE MAGE ANON!!!!!!! >:( /pos
can't even say my name.... *grumble grumble*
Remember that time I said they were bluffing and could infact be cursed?
I sure do :)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I heard you know Dr. Father?
He's @sauelsuesor-and-voidheart
Yeah… Void killed one of my kids. Thankfully, Sauelsuesor brought him back.
WHY DID DR. FATHER KILL YOUR KID??????????
...would he do that to me?
He was just… a bit mad. He probably won’t do that to you…
was it @rin-shenaniganz
you can make him transparent, if you want to
wwth the powar of technology u can do anytbing
can someone please please make his tail wag thank you
wagga wagga wagga
OHKAY, FORDSY, SOMETHING’S MAKING ME NOT TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE PORTAL ANYMORE, BUT CHECK THIS OUT! I’M MADE OF MEAT NOW! SEE? BLOOD! COURTESY OF ONE OF YOUR RECENT ADOPTIONS. WANNA RUN TESTS?
….Perhaps…
QUICK WARNING, THERE’S GONNA BE SOME ABNORMAL DNA IN HERE BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS SLOBBERING ALL OVER MY WOUNDS
…Alright.
WOAH, REALLY?
ALRIGHTY, VIVISECTION TIME! TO YOUR CREEPY BASEMENT!
I thought you liked my basement.
EEEEYAH, COULD USE MORE TRIANGLES. EQUILATERAL YELLOW ONES
I used to have some down there.
I KNOW! IT REALLY LIVENED UP THE WHOLE PLACE! WHAT GIVES, IS BRUTALISM-CORE IN RIGHT NOW?
JUST DOIN’ YOUR OWN THING, HUH? I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU
Don’t try to woo me.
YEESH, TOUCHY
NICE BASEMENT ELEVATOR. IT EVER BREAK?
DRAT. GOOD ON YOU, FORDSY! ELEVATORS ARE ONE OF THE EASIEST THINGS TO FUCK UP WHEN YOU’RE BUILDING IT YOURSELF!
I’m an engineer.
AND A DAMN FINE ONE AT THAT!
Thank you.
ALRIGHTY, WE'RE HERE! WOW, HAHAHA! CONCRETE!
You’ve been here before.
YUP! BUT IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN YOU’RE SEEING IT FROM YOUR OWN EYE AND NOT AN EFFIGY. WE SHOULD GET ONE OF THOSE SUCKERS BACK UP IN HERE, BY THE WAY. IN CASE ANYONE WANTS TO STEAL PORTAL PARTS
WELP, WORTH A SHOT! WHERE'S YOUR CHEMICAL SHOWER?
the left.
GREAT! HAD TO COAT MYSELF IN CYANIDE FOR.. REASONS
Then use it.
I PLAN TO! GET A TRIANGLE A TOWEL, WOULDYA, SIXER?
It dries as well.
MODESTY TOWEL, KID. I'M GONNA BE TAKING OFF MY BOWTIE AND I REFUSE TO WEAR ANY HOSPITAL GOWNS
Aren’t you supposed to wear your jumpsuit?
NOPESIES! THAT WAS A THERAPRISM-ONLY LIMITED EDITION SPECIAL!
AH, REFRESHING! RIGHT, LET’S GET STARTED! WE GONNA DO THIS THE FUN WAY, OR THE PETA-COMPLIANT WAY?
Just get on the table.
YUPPERONI! YOU GONNA FILL IN YOUR ASSISTANT WITH WHAT WE’RE DOING, OR WHAT?
I’m cutting you open.
UH, DOI. BUT @ryland-grace-official-account HAS BEEN SITTIN' THERE LIKE A VERY POLITE DOG FOR THE PAST... HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? I DON'T HAVE MY WATCH. ANYWAY, I PROMISED HIM HE COULD SHADOW US
We’re cutting you open.
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
can i can i watch 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 (<- very convincing and persuasive)
RIN STOP GETTING INVOLVED WITH BILL YOURE GONNA DIE AGAIN
As your older brother by one minute, it's my duty to interrogate all five of your spouses to make sure they're right for my baby brother 😌
…okay.
@simon-stuck-in-a-bloodocean
@darkiplier-askblog
@young-stanford-pines-offical
@bill-cipher-offical
@official-eva-stratt
dad can i provide all of your spouses with mangos?
i already gave @simon-stuck-in-a-bloodocean one :D
why are you dating dad simon and also wired evil scary dad simin
Dad-grace, if you were to rank all your kids from worst to best behaved, roughly where would I be on the ranking?
Around dead middle, I believe. Probably leaning more towards well behaved.
How about me
In the least behaved area.
what about me
dad what about me dad
dad what about me dad can you answer my question dad
Towards… less behaved.
how come :(
ry im under your bed
Why though?
dad why did you tag this with the children tag isnt ms eva like your ex wife or something
Dad-grace, if you were to rank all your kids from worst to best behaved, roughly where would I be on the ranking?
Around dead middle, I believe. Probably leaning more towards well behaved.
How about me
In the least behaved area.
what about me
dad what about me dad
dad what about me dad can you answer my question dad
dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad
can i eat moss
Dad-grace, if you were to rank all your kids from worst to best behaved, roughly where would I be on the ranking?
Around dead middle, I believe. Probably leaning more towards well behaved.
How about me
In the least behaved area.
what about me
dad what about me dad
dad what about me dad can you answer my question dad
Dad-grace, if you were to rank all your kids from worst to best behaved, roughly where would I be on the ranking?
Around dead middle, I believe. Probably leaning more towards well behaved.
How about me
In the least behaved area.
what about me
dad what about me dad
Dad-grace, if you were to rank all your kids from worst to best behaved, roughly where would I be on the ranking?
Around dead middle, I believe. Probably leaning more towards well behaved.
How about me
In the least behaved area.
what about me
Oh my god you really does have like seven hundred kids
@ryland-grace-official-account is that just the normal amount for people in your universe or... I'm not even gonna think about how your getting kids, because saying they came from space feels like something you would just tell kids
I have so many kids… and yet- not enough… also, the normal household maybe has a max of about seven kids in a big family.
Seven!? How do they take care of so many? Two is rare... how do you take care of seven hundred kids?! What could you be posible feeding them?
I take them to space Costco, so far they’ve ignored all of the edible food and resorted to cannibalism and eating deadly parasites.
Wait, we've done cannibalism?
Repeatedly.
i mean.. food is food. I've been resorting to Baja blasting my brain out of my ass. I do bleed out my nose and ass after I do that and black put for about an hour and then wake up perfect fine. Like yeah my piss is green with a bit of blood because of it. But I do get full.. granted I also eat nothing for 3 days and I think it destroys my innards but... Its fine. At least I'm not eating astrophage!
@ryland-grace-official-account Grace get your kid! I swear you have to be an Angel to be able to deal with them
*Heavy sigh.* “I’m so sorry you had to see that… we’re working on it, I swear.
Your kids have been hanging around, they are something
Ooc- can I call your grace angel? I know people make Simon do that a lot, if not it's fine
Yes… something…
OOC: Of course! That’d be super cool!
And I thought two kids were a lot
one of your kids had brownies and they're good, maybe that might help or something, Angel
It helped a little, but they’re all insane… I love them though.
Well I was told you had help... I think, it's hard to figure out what they're talking about
Ah yes, they have a few fathers and a couple of aunts… and a mother. So, there’s a little help.
Angel I'm starting to see a pattern, you just have a lot of everything
I don’t know why… back on earth nobody wanted to be near me…
What?! Do people on earth have horrible taste? Why would they not want too?
I- well… I dunno… they just didn’t really like nerds… I guess.
That's bullshit Angel, people on earth just seem dumb as shit
Thanks, si… you don’t know how much that means to me.
I'm just telling the truth Angel
*I chuckle.* You’re a wonderful person, Si… I hope you know that.
I'm really not but thanks
Hey! Don’t say that! You’re a wonderful person, Simon.
I think I'll like to believe you, Angel
As you should, Simon… I’m sorry that the world has made you feel otherwise.
You really are an Angel... I guess I'm sorry you had to deal with those dumbass on earth and their terrible taste in people
Nah, it’s alright… now I have family who loves me… you know… do you want to be part of the family?
I can?! Really? Uh sure, I mean yeah I want too... I will try to be useful in helping watching your 700 kids
Thank you, Si. Welcome to the family.
dads can you stop flirting with each other Rib escaped the medbay
(rib is @rin-shenaniganz btw)
Carpz im gonna fucking kill yuo
WHATD I DO
Hey! No killing each other... especially not on my blog, Angel will get mad at me if it happens on my watch
what if i make it look like an accident 🥺🥺🥺
pleeaassee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
i mean it wouldnt be farfetched they eat glass and got lobotomy and got died already
No, I shouldn't condone this or something.... *He turns around* but oh wow this is a nice wall, I hope nothing bad happens
HAHA! @rin-shenaniganz GET OVER HERE
Oh are we killing people now fuck yeah
dude you are going DOWN
Ohh we're killing ME? even better🤤 not suffocation tho pls that shit was horrible
did the suffocation undo the lobotomization??? you're surprsingly coherent
i was thinking more of a knife fight like lemon demons hit lemon demon song knife fight
Nah getting resurrected mightve helped a bit tho
And hell yea let's do a knife fight 😼😼😼🔪 (I'll lose)
yaayayayaay lemon degmons herefredenche ehwunsangwuajsbfm
Yay haha *fights you with a really really really sharp knife and ima cut you swish swish*
OH MY GODS HE ACTUALLY KNOWS THE SONG AUAVSMSHAKFJSNDBSIBDIWNFIEKSNFJSLDBDO
ahem
let me tell you something. i cant be beat
oh yeah
yeah! cuz im the king of the streets
well guess what man ill pin u to the wall😼😼😼😼😼
oh yeah?
yea ur knife is way too small 😹😹😹🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵
HEY MY KNIFE IS SUPER SHARP AND THATS WHAT COUNTS
im gonna make you bleed copious amounts 😡😡😡😡
yea well ill be sure to thank you right after i SHANK YOU😡😡🔪🔪🔪
punk,,,,
Oh my god you really does have like seven hundred kids
@ryland-grace-official-account is that just the normal amount for people in your universe or... I'm not even gonna think about how your getting kids, because saying they came from space feels like something you would just tell kids
I have so many kids… and yet- not enough… also, the normal household maybe has a max of about seven kids in a big family.
Seven!? How do they take care of so many? Two is rare... how do you take care of seven hundred kids?! What could you be posible feeding them?
I take them to space Costco, so far they’ve ignored all of the edible food and resorted to cannibalism and eating deadly parasites.
Wait, we've done cannibalism?
Repeatedly.
i mean.. food is food. I've been resorting to Baja blasting my brain out of my ass. I do bleed out my nose and ass after I do that and black put for about an hour and then wake up perfect fine. Like yeah my piss is green with a bit of blood because of it. But I do get full.. granted I also eat nothing for 3 days and I think it destroys my innards but... Its fine. At least I'm not eating astrophage!
@ryland-grace-official-account Grace get your kid! I swear you have to be an Angel to be able to deal with them
*Heavy sigh.* “I’m so sorry you had to see that… we’re working on it, I swear.
Your kids have been hanging around, they are something
Ooc- can I call your grace angel? I know people make Simon do that a lot, if not it's fine
Yes… something…
OOC: Of course! That’d be super cool!
And I thought two kids were a lot
one of your kids had brownies and they're good, maybe that might help or something, Angel
It helped a little, but they’re all insane… I love them though.
Well I was told you had help... I think, it's hard to figure out what they're talking about
Ah yes, they have a few fathers and a couple of aunts… and a mother. So, there’s a little help.
Angel I'm starting to see a pattern, you just have a lot of everything
I don’t know why… back on earth nobody wanted to be near me…
What?! Do people on earth have horrible taste? Why would they not want too?
I- well… I dunno… they just didn’t really like nerds… I guess.
That's bullshit Angel, people on earth just seem dumb as shit
Thanks, si… you don’t know how much that means to me.
I'm just telling the truth Angel
*I chuckle.* You’re a wonderful person, Si… I hope you know that.
I'm really not but thanks
Hey! Don’t say that! You’re a wonderful person, Simon.
I think I'll like to believe you, Angel
As you should, Simon… I’m sorry that the world has made you feel otherwise.
You really are an Angel... I guess I'm sorry you had to deal with those dumbass on earth and their terrible taste in people
Nah, it’s alright… now I have family who loves me… you know… do you want to be part of the family?
I can?! Really? Uh sure, I mean yeah I want too... I will try to be useful in helping watching your 700 kids
Thank you, Si. Welcome to the family.
dads can you stop flirting with each other Rib escaped the medbay
(rib is @rin-shenaniganz btw)
Carpz im gonna fucking kill yuo
WHATD I DO
Hey! No killing each other... especially not on my blog, Angel will get mad at me if it happens on my watch
what if i make it look like an accident 🥺🥺🥺
pleeaassee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
i mean it wouldnt be farfetched they eat glass and got lobotomy and got died already
No, I shouldn't condone this or something.... *He turns around* but oh wow this is a nice wall, I hope nothing bad happens
HAHA! @rin-shenaniganz GET OVER HERE
Oh are we killing people now fuck yeah
dude you are going DOWN
Ohh we're killing ME? even better🤤 not suffocation tho pls that shit was horrible
did the suffocation undo the lobotomization??? you're surprsingly coherent
i was thinking more of a knife fight like lemon demons hit lemon demon song knife fight
Nah getting resurrected mightve helped a bit tho
And hell yea let's do a knife fight 😼😼😼🔪 (I'll lose)
yaayayayaay lemon degmons herefredenche ehwunsangwuajsbfm
Yay haha *fights you with a really really really sharp knife and ima cut you swish swish*
OH MY GODS HE ACTUALLY KNOWS THE SONG AUAVSMSHAKFJSNDBSIBDIWNFIEKSNFJSLDBDO
ahem
let me tell you something. i cant be beat
oh yeah
yeah! cuz im the king of the streets
well guess what man ill pin u to the wall😼😼😼😼😼
oh yeah?
yea ur knife is way too small 😹😹😹🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵
HEY MY KNIFE IS SUPER SHARP AND THATS WHAT COUNTS
im gonna make you bleed copious amounts 😡😡😡😡
Oh my god you really does have like seven hundred kids
@ryland-grace-official-account is that just the normal amount for people in your universe or... I'm not even gonna think about how your getting kids, because saying they came from space feels like something you would just tell kids
I have so many kids… and yet- not enough… also, the normal household maybe has a max of about seven kids in a big family.
Seven!? How do they take care of so many? Two is rare... how do you take care of seven hundred kids?! What could you be posible feeding them?
I take them to space Costco, so far they’ve ignored all of the edible food and resorted to cannibalism and eating deadly parasites.
Wait, we've done cannibalism?
Repeatedly.
i mean.. food is food. I've been resorting to Baja blasting my brain out of my ass. I do bleed out my nose and ass after I do that and black put for about an hour and then wake up perfect fine. Like yeah my piss is green with a bit of blood because of it. But I do get full.. granted I also eat nothing for 3 days and I think it destroys my innards but... Its fine. At least I'm not eating astrophage!
@ryland-grace-official-account Grace get your kid! I swear you have to be an Angel to be able to deal with them
*Heavy sigh.* “I’m so sorry you had to see that… we’re working on it, I swear.
Your kids have been hanging around, they are something
Ooc- can I call your grace angel? I know people make Simon do that a lot, if not it's fine
Yes… something…
OOC: Of course! That’d be super cool!
And I thought two kids were a lot
one of your kids had brownies and they're good, maybe that might help or something, Angel
It helped a little, but they’re all insane… I love them though.
Well I was told you had help... I think, it's hard to figure out what they're talking about
Ah yes, they have a few fathers and a couple of aunts… and a mother. So, there’s a little help.
Angel I'm starting to see a pattern, you just have a lot of everything
I don’t know why… back on earth nobody wanted to be near me…
What?! Do people on earth have horrible taste? Why would they not want too?
I- well… I dunno… they just didn’t really like nerds… I guess.
That's bullshit Angel, people on earth just seem dumb as shit
Thanks, si… you don’t know how much that means to me.
I'm just telling the truth Angel
*I chuckle.* You’re a wonderful person, Si… I hope you know that.
I'm really not but thanks
Hey! Don’t say that! You’re a wonderful person, Simon.
I think I'll like to believe you, Angel
As you should, Simon… I’m sorry that the world has made you feel otherwise.
You really are an Angel... I guess I'm sorry you had to deal with those dumbass on earth and their terrible taste in people
Nah, it’s alright… now I have family who loves me… you know… do you want to be part of the family?
I can?! Really? Uh sure, I mean yeah I want too... I will try to be useful in helping watching your 700 kids
Thank you, Si. Welcome to the family.
dads can you stop flirting with each other Rib escaped the medbay
(rib is @rin-shenaniganz btw)
Carpz im gonna fucking kill yuo
WHATD I DO
Hey! No killing each other... especially not on my blog, Angel will get mad at me if it happens on my watch
what if i make it look like an accident 🥺🥺🥺
pleeaassee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
i mean it wouldnt be farfetched they eat glass and got lobotomy and got died already
No, I shouldn't condone this or something.... *He turns around* but oh wow this is a nice wall, I hope nothing bad happens
HAHA! @rin-shenaniganz GET OVER HERE
Oh are we killing people now fuck yeah
dude you are going DOWN
Ohh we're killing ME? even better🤤 not suffocation tho pls that shit was horrible
did the suffocation undo the lobotomization??? you're surprsingly coherent
i was thinking more of a knife fight like lemon demons hit lemon demon song knife fight
Nah getting resurrected mightve helped a bit tho
And hell yea let's do a knife fight 😼😼😼🔪 (I'll lose)
yaayayayaay lemon degmons herefredenche ehwunsangwuajsbfm
Yay haha *fights you with a really really really sharp knife and ima cut you swish swish*
OH MY GODS HE ACTUALLY KNOWS THE SONG AUAVSMSHAKFJSNDBSIBDIWNFIEKSNFJSLDBDO
ahem
let me tell you something. i cant be beat
oh yeah
yeah! cuz im the king of the streets
well guess what man ill pin u to the wall😼😼😼😼😼
oh yeah?
Oh my god you really does have like seven hundred kids
@ryland-grace-official-account is that just the normal amount for people in your universe or... I'm not even gonna think about how your getting kids, because saying they came from space feels like something you would just tell kids
I have so many kids… and yet- not enough… also, the normal household maybe has a max of about seven kids in a big family.
Seven!? How do they take care of so many? Two is rare... how do you take care of seven hundred kids?! What could you be posible feeding them?
I take them to space Costco, so far they’ve ignored all of the edible food and resorted to cannibalism and eating deadly parasites.
Wait, we've done cannibalism?
Repeatedly.
i mean.. food is food. I've been resorting to Baja blasting my brain out of my ass. I do bleed out my nose and ass after I do that and black put for about an hour and then wake up perfect fine. Like yeah my piss is green with a bit of blood because of it. But I do get full.. granted I also eat nothing for 3 days and I think it destroys my innards but... Its fine. At least I'm not eating astrophage!
@ryland-grace-official-account Grace get your kid! I swear you have to be an Angel to be able to deal with them
*Heavy sigh.* “I’m so sorry you had to see that… we’re working on it, I swear.
Your kids have been hanging around, they are something
Ooc- can I call your grace angel? I know people make Simon do that a lot, if not it's fine
Yes… something…
OOC: Of course! That’d be super cool!
And I thought two kids were a lot
one of your kids had brownies and they're good, maybe that might help or something, Angel
It helped a little, but they’re all insane… I love them though.
Well I was told you had help... I think, it's hard to figure out what they're talking about
Ah yes, they have a few fathers and a couple of aunts… and a mother. So, there’s a little help.
Angel I'm starting to see a pattern, you just have a lot of everything
I don’t know why… back on earth nobody wanted to be near me…
What?! Do people on earth have horrible taste? Why would they not want too?
I- well… I dunno… they just didn’t really like nerds… I guess.
That's bullshit Angel, people on earth just seem dumb as shit
Thanks, si… you don’t know how much that means to me.
I'm just telling the truth Angel
*I chuckle.* You’re a wonderful person, Si… I hope you know that.
I'm really not but thanks
Hey! Don’t say that! You’re a wonderful person, Simon.
I think I'll like to believe you, Angel
As you should, Simon… I’m sorry that the world has made you feel otherwise.
You really are an Angel... I guess I'm sorry you had to deal with those dumbass on earth and their terrible taste in people
Nah, it’s alright… now I have family who loves me… you know… do you want to be part of the family?
I can?! Really? Uh sure, I mean yeah I want too... I will try to be useful in helping watching your 700 kids
Thank you, Si. Welcome to the family.
dads can you stop flirting with each other Rib escaped the medbay
(rib is @rin-shenaniganz btw)
Carpz im gonna fucking kill yuo
WHATD I DO
Hey! No killing each other... especially not on my blog, Angel will get mad at me if it happens on my watch
what if i make it look like an accident 🥺🥺🥺
pleeaassee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
i mean it wouldnt be farfetched they eat glass and got lobotomy and got died already
No, I shouldn't condone this or something.... *He turns around* but oh wow this is a nice wall, I hope nothing bad happens
HAHA! @rin-shenaniganz GET OVER HERE
Oh are we killing people now fuck yeah
dude you are going DOWN
Ohh we're killing ME? even better🤤 not suffocation tho pls that shit was horrible
did the suffocation undo the lobotomization??? you're surprsingly coherent
i was thinking more of a knife fight like lemon demons hit lemon demon song knife fight
Nah getting resurrected mightve helped a bit tho
And hell yea let's do a knife fight 😼😼😼🔪 (I'll lose)
yaayayayaay lemon degmons herefredenche ehwunsangwuajsbfm
Yay haha *fights you with a really really really sharp knife and ima cut you swish swish*
OH MY GODS HE ACTUALLY KNOWS THE SONG AUAVSMSHAKFJSNDBSIBDIWNFIEKSNFJSLDBDO
ahem
let me tell you something. i cant be beat
oh yeah
yeah! cuz im the king of the streets
Oh my god you really does have like seven hundred kids
@ryland-grace-official-account is that just the normal amount for people in your universe or... I'm not even gonna think about how your getting kids, because saying they came from space feels like something you would just tell kids
I have so many kids… and yet- not enough… also, the normal household maybe has a max of about seven kids in a big family.
Seven!? How do they take care of so many? Two is rare... how do you take care of seven hundred kids?! What could you be posible feeding them?
I take them to space Costco, so far they’ve ignored all of the edible food and resorted to cannibalism and eating deadly parasites.
Wait, we've done cannibalism?
Repeatedly.
i mean.. food is food. I've been resorting to Baja blasting my brain out of my ass. I do bleed out my nose and ass after I do that and black put for about an hour and then wake up perfect fine. Like yeah my piss is green with a bit of blood because of it. But I do get full.. granted I also eat nothing for 3 days and I think it destroys my innards but... Its fine. At least I'm not eating astrophage!
@ryland-grace-official-account Grace get your kid! I swear you have to be an Angel to be able to deal with them
*Heavy sigh.* “I’m so sorry you had to see that… we’re working on it, I swear.
Your kids have been hanging around, they are something
Ooc- can I call your grace angel? I know people make Simon do that a lot, if not it's fine
Yes… something…
OOC: Of course! That’d be super cool!
And I thought two kids were a lot
one of your kids had brownies and they're good, maybe that might help or something, Angel
It helped a little, but they’re all insane… I love them though.
Well I was told you had help... I think, it's hard to figure out what they're talking about
Ah yes, they have a few fathers and a couple of aunts… and a mother. So, there’s a little help.
Angel I'm starting to see a pattern, you just have a lot of everything
I don’t know why… back on earth nobody wanted to be near me…
What?! Do people on earth have horrible taste? Why would they not want too?
I- well… I dunno… they just didn’t really like nerds… I guess.
That's bullshit Angel, people on earth just seem dumb as shit
Thanks, si… you don’t know how much that means to me.
I'm just telling the truth Angel
*I chuckle.* You’re a wonderful person, Si… I hope you know that.
I'm really not but thanks
Hey! Don’t say that! You’re a wonderful person, Simon.
I think I'll like to believe you, Angel
As you should, Simon… I’m sorry that the world has made you feel otherwise.
You really are an Angel... I guess I'm sorry you had to deal with those dumbass on earth and their terrible taste in people
Nah, it’s alright… now I have family who loves me… you know… do you want to be part of the family?
I can?! Really? Uh sure, I mean yeah I want too... I will try to be useful in helping watching your 700 kids
Thank you, Si. Welcome to the family.
dads can you stop flirting with each other Rib escaped the medbay
(rib is @rin-shenaniganz btw)
Carpz im gonna fucking kill yuo
WHATD I DO
Hey! No killing each other... especially not on my blog, Angel will get mad at me if it happens on my watch
what if i make it look like an accident 🥺🥺🥺
pleeaassee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
i mean it wouldnt be farfetched they eat glass and got lobotomy and got died already
No, I shouldn't condone this or something.... *He turns around* but oh wow this is a nice wall, I hope nothing bad happens
HAHA! @rin-shenaniganz GET OVER HERE
Oh are we killing people now fuck yeah
dude you are going DOWN
Ohh we're killing ME? even better🤤 not suffocation tho pls that shit was horrible
did the suffocation undo the lobotomization??? you're surprsingly coherent
i was thinking more of a knife fight like lemon demons hit lemon demon song knife fight
Nah getting resurrected mightve helped a bit tho
And hell yea let's do a knife fight 😼😼😼🔪 (I'll lose)
yaayayayaay lemon degmons herefredenche ehwunsangwuajsbfm
Yay haha *fights you with a really really really sharp knife and ima cut you swish swish*
OH MY GODS HE ACTUALLY KNOWS THE SONG AUAVSMSHAKFJSNDBSIBDIWNFIEKSNFJSLDBDO
ahem
let me tell you something. i cant be beat
