hi! i just got here! what is the sans watersports post.
dont worry about it. come frolic with me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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hi! i just got here! what is the sans watersports post.
dont worry about it. come frolic with me
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
“And if you’ll give me 40% of the MOST POPULAR VOTE, I’ll give you my SPECIAL REWARD... A year’s supply of NON-GLOOBY SLIME!!! Never or BARELY used!!!” Tenna concluded his speech with a huge smile, jetting his hands up in double peace signs.
The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.
Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.
He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.
“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”
The crowd murmured with embarrassment.
“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.
“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.
“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”
Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”
--
Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.
“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”
Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.
“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”
THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.
“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.
Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.
“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”
Laios and Marcille held their breath.
“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”
Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.
Everyone turned to him.
Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.
“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.
“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.
--
Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.
thanks4the commission, @tinysport
this was under an asmr video
once i was at a pub and i was talking to someone and i noticed i was talking a little too much about my own interests so i apologized and went to ask them about their interests and then they went ‘no dont be sorry i love autistic yapping’ . it was the most immediate turnoff ive ever encountered TBH
u know its bad when its so hot out U cant even Touch urself
OK IM GONNA BE HONEST. if u use they/them pronouns for ralsei Not gonna lie i kinda hate U a little. if U genuinely believe ralsei is nonbinary or in any other way uses they pronouns I GUESS thats different but so far ive only seen ppl use they pronouns for her as a copout bc they “dont wanna take a stance”. like yeah if u wanna go by canon And call her he then at least i respect that Partially. even if u have 2 b a special kind of ignorant to see her as a boy. but Genuinely if u use they pronouns just bc u dont wanna upset anyone LIKE. if im being nice Learn to accept ur own opinions and respect urself. if im being mean Literally grow up and pick one side that is either thematically accurate Or one side that is canonically (for now) correct. im sorry i just cant deal w ppl who r like. too afraid to vouch for a transfem character hc LMFAO
guy who's never seen anything: i'm getting absolutely no vibes from this
Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization
a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable
watching videos on my puter
*wiggles*
O its earthworm … Ok *Steps ovee your carefily*
apple spider vinegar
I JUST FUCKING REALIZED. THE SHELTER CODE WE GET IN CH5 IS UNDERTALES RELEASE DATE!!!!!!!!!!
or ok Before anyone misinterprets me. the date anyway. not the year. undertale was not released in the 90s
I JUST FUCKING REALIZED. THE SHELTER CODE WE GET IN CH5 IS UNDERTALES RELEASE DATE!!!!!!!!!!
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Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA
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