"Serva nunc, cras prodest."

Name's Angelo Fermata: art dealer, gallery patron, charming playboy. Pleased to be doing business. Who's "Formalin"? Never heard of 'em.

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The Homicide Unit is currently working to substantiate the claim of Angelo Fermata’s death, as a body has yet to be discovered. Please contact us if you have any tips for this ongoing investigation.

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Rudie Knoll Park, Eastern Trails, like a five-minute walk from the big redwood? Grafitti Tree, I mean.

Also there’s at least twenty people in his basement chambers. Dunno if his powers turned off when I killed him but they might need help? A lot of ‘em looked familiar — college students or something?

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11/28/17

Another cool, crisp day in El Asilo. Got up early and hit the gym, had a nice breakfast, and finished my last library book before heading off to my date!

Everybody says Angelo’s a rich asshole, but he’s surprisingly sweet. Held my hand the whole time we hiked, and he only cried once! The trees were really pretty on the path to the trails: ran parallel to a creek and we passed by this cool little power station. Took this photo before we set off into the good ol’ wilderness.

Angelo was fond of taking prizes and treasures from/of people, so I did the same! He had this one tooth, a little crooked, that he never got fixed. Said it was a ‘charm point’ — and he was right!

Tore it out of his mouth before I buried him in the woods. I’ll cherish it forever.

So y’know, good date all around! Got home, showered off all the dirt and put the tooth in my Treasure Box, and now I’m ordering takeout. Got a little work to do before I can head to bed, but this post was part of it, so!

Hearts & Kisses!

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Only took fuckin. However many weeks it’s been, but I’m finally out of the hospital and my bones aren’t broken to shit anymore.

Goddamn SJWs, I swear to god...

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im still reeling from the fact that this guy tried to mansplain ‘guy talk’ to me

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What the fuck? You’re a dude?

Could’ve fooled me, man. Dunno if I should applaud you or be mad you tricked me so easily.

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Oh. Okay.

Finster’s Flying Freakz. 624 Spring Ave.

I’ll be outside in... what, three songs’d be like 15 minutes? If you’re actually gonna show up.

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Yeah yeah, y’all are haters.

Come step up for real, or leave me to, uh, ‘surf & turf’.

Hah.

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creepy guy is giving me flashbacks to the kind of guys i had to deal with when i was a gogo boy

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Okay, first? I’m not creepy. It’s just a dude thing, it’s like, locker room talk or whatever! I spend all my time in museums and shit, it’s just natural to chill out. And like, please. I respect women all the time! They aren’t all thots or whatever. They’re bright and beautiful and something to appreciate.

It’s just that sometimes I like to respect their curves, eh? Gotta scout models to collab with for photo projects somehow, right? It’s body positivity!

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callmekingasher

Hmm so just to clarify, is or isn't gay your thing?

What? No.

I’m not gay, dude. Straight as shit.

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Man, whatever.

I’ve got songs to buy and, ha, ‘assets’ to examine.

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Nobody actually answered my question so I went with both.

You’d think a superpowered strip club’d be hard to find in this town, but ho ho hoooooly shit you haven’t lived ‘till you’ve gone to one of the like, five around.

Got good food, too. For where you are.

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Hey my dude, one of ‘em’s a gay bar if that’s your thing.

All I’m saying is, like... if you’re gonna cut loose on a Thursday night, might as well see a, hah, natural art form, eh? Eh? If your weekend’s gonna be nonstop art galleries and theater stuff anyway...

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Nobody actually answered my question so I went with both.

You’d think a superpowered strip club’d be hard to find in this town, but ho ho hoooooly shit you haven’t lived ‘till you’ve gone to one of the like, five around.

Got good food, too. For where you are.

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Quick poll to figure out what I do tonight, what’s better:

Boobs?

Or Butts?

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I’m glad you’re safe! Did they get away?

No, they’re soundly taken care of! They were ill-prepared for the mansion’s floorplan and walked right past my bedroom.

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Whew. Glad you’re safe, Or.

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locustaaa

sponsor? i sing songs give me money too

I tend to focus on stuff that fits in a gallery, but I guess if you’re good I could consider it?

Where do you perform? I can come and see if we’d be a good fit.

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Soccer -tumblr / 2017 ©Kotaro Chiba

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“Hailey” and “Jasmyn” 2017 Acrylic on Canvas

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Just got back from dinner and a show with one of the artists I sponsor.

Cute kid. Don’t think she’d ever been to an opera. Sounds like it inspired something though: saw her sketching something on the ride home.