Mor'du

"You're ancient as the highlands and as unforgivin' too." Martin Mor'du~25~Anti-Social Personality Disorder

[mordu-bear]

elenasvalor

I don’t know. I could probably finish this bottle myself.

Are ya sure? Cause I’d be more than happy t’help. I’s no’ whiskey, but this place makes ya drink anything. 

[mordu-bear]

Oh, sorry, I thought you were the stupid nurse again. 

[elenasvalor-blog]

Nope. Just a girl with a bottle of wine that she was ever so gratefully offering to share.

[mordu-bear]

Oh well, tha’s different then. 

[mordu-bear]

elenasvalor

Whoah, nevermind. Was just gonna offer you some of this wine I found, but not with that sass.

Oh, sorry, I thought you were the stupid nurse again. 

[mordu-bear]

aphroditeolympiana

Just looking for something to do around here.

Haha, well if you find anythin’ let me know.

[mordu-bear]

....cannae help you?

[mordu-bear]

If they didn’t boat me off here, I probably wouldn’ be so bitter. I cannae say I have either, and they’re pretty stupid around here, so I’m not surprised they didn’t.

[elenasvalor-blog]

I’m here forced to flee my country for safety after seeing my entire family murdered and they can’t stop for one second to see if my story is true. I’m pis—very upset.

[mordu-bear]

*laughs* ya don’t gotta be all proper around me lass, you’re pissed, say it, aye yell it to t’skies, I’M PISSED! 

[mordu-bear]

elenasvalor

Oh. I’m sorry you don’t like where you’re from. -shrugs- They think I’m crazy. No one has heard of Avalor. It’s a small country. And nobody thought to themselves hmm, maybe if I look up Avalor I’ll see that the girl we just locked up for delusions is actually the Princess and eventual Queen of a country under attack. What a weird idea, right? 

If they didn’t boat me off here, I probably wouldn’ be so bitter. I cannae say I have either, and they’re pretty stupid around here, so I’m not surprised they didn’t.

[mordu-bear]

elenasvalor

Ah, yes! That’s what I was thinking, but I wanted to clarify.

I never had the chance to actually visit there, but my parents did a lot of business with the country. I suppose I’ll have to once I get home. If home is still a thing. Oh no, I’m rambling. Anyways yeah, I’m a princess.

It’s shite, don’t go there, bunch of numpties like my brothers. Oh you are? Then how’d you end up here? 

[mordu-bear]

 elenasvalor

You have an accent. You’re from somewhere. I have an accent. I’m from Avalor. Elena of Avalor. 

Aye, I do,  I’m Mor’du, of Scotland?

[mordu-bear]

Good t’know this place is still shite....

[perfect-littlepearl]

Oh, thank goodness. D-Do you need anything to help wake you up? I think there’s some coffee in the kitchen… Yeah, the Clubhouse. I-It’s a mental hospital..

[mordu-bear]

Coffee sounds about right. The Clubhouse? So they're tryin' t'make these places sound welcoming now?

[mordu-bear]

Aye, ya thin’ it would be illegal t’give people fookin’ bear tranquilizers in the arse. The hell am I now? 

[perfect-littlepearl]

Y-You were given a bear tranquilizer? And you’re still alive?

Um… You’re at the Clubhouse… 

[mordu-bear]

*laughs* No' a literal bear tranquilizer lass. It was a damn powerful sedative though. The Clubhouse?

[barbecuedtoomanytimes-blog]

Yeah, I get threatened a lot, actually… I can’t really help it, I know I’m annoying, but I have hyperactivity and IED so in all reality, I am the human form of an angry chihuahua. You like tequila?

[mordu-bear]

Really a'wouldn't have had any idea. I killed a chihuahua once, it yapped at me. Nah, whiskey, tequila cannae do it for me.

[mordu-bear]

Apparently ripping a mans ear off gives the daft numpties at tha' state mental facilities right t'sedate you.

[mordu-bear]

I've seen a hell hole, this place is purgatory. Fookin ficus and all. Long time no see lassie.

[barbecuedtoomanytimes-blog]

I never tried either, I like to stick to my tequila. I have been threatened a lot of times with sedatives, but no one ever made good on that promise. I did try cocaine once, but fuck, man I thought I was gonna have a heart attack and die or somethin’!

[mordu-bear]

I can see why ya have been threatened. Tequila? I’ll let ya slide. Least i’s not tea.

[mordu-bear]

Aye, ya thin’ it would be illegal t’give people fookin’ bear tranquilizers in the arse. The hell am I now? 

[sketches-of-namine]

Namine carefully walked over to where Mordu was. “Are you ok?” she asked. He didn’t look well.

[mordu-bear]

Mor’du jumped a bit, registering Namine for a bit, “You have a sedative shot in your arse and see if ya look like sunshine,” he retorted, sitting up only to have the room spin.