Poor Unfortunate Soul

Would you make a deal with the devil if it meant getting what you desired? Ursula Current.22. Psychopath. Cannibal. *DISCLAIMER: URSULA WILL NOT HURT ANYONE UNLESS PLOTTED*

[oooh-sayitagain-blog]

Oh? That seems a bit….primal…. I mean, really. Who actually wants to eat another human? 

[theevilseabitch-blog]

You know human flesh and organs are high in protein, and good for the skin.

[oooh-sayitagain-blog]

Hmm, a book on torture and suffering? Interesting…I wonder how that one managed to slip past the noses of those vanilla, life-censoring fun-suckers…

[theevilseabitch-blog]

You’d be surprised on what you find. I believe there is a book about cannibalism floating around.

[theevilseabitch-blog]

If your trying to act cute it’s not working. Are you going to give me the cigarette or not?

[theevilseabitch-blog]

Well, can i have it?

[hey-cactusbutt-blog]

Huh what? You talking to me?

[theevilseabitch-blog]

Only if you have a cigarette.

[theevilseabitch-blog]

“If you’re hanging out with me it will be more then a little trouble.” She smirked lightly as she tilted her head at the women. “We could try to sneak out..screw up some rooms...you pick beautiful.”

[prettylittlelottie-blog]

“Anyone fancy doing something today?” She asked, bored.

[theevilseabitch-blog]

“What did you have in mind?” Ursula smirks lightly.

[theevilseabitch-blog]

You know me so well.

[theevilseabitch-blog]

I would say that sounds tempting.

[theevilseabitch-blog]

Good because i didn’t actually care.

[theevilseabitch-blog]

I’m sorry, were you saying something?

[drcatherinekanga-blog]

-walking into her office on the phone- Look, we’ve been through this. It’s perfectly fine here. And I’m here for him, for goodness sake, we agreed to this, he needs help before something happens… 

-looks at her phone- Or just hang up on me… -sighs- 

[theevilseabitch-blog]

Sounds like you have a problem on your hands...

[theevilseabitch-blog]

So you must be into some kinky shit.

[maleficent-crow-deactivated2018]

Wait…why did I wake up handcuffed to a chair?

[theevilseabitch-blog]

Maybe you were sleepwalking and your roommate as extra kind and handcuffed you to the chair.

[theevilseabitch-blog]

Why do you stutter?

[theevilseabitch-blog]

Oh? Then i can’t wait to see it.  

[theevilseabitch-blog]

I am almost surprised on how lovely the garden is.