feminist killjoy

feminist. 23. very talented reblogger of things. she/her/hers

[no-more-ramen]

Do you have a recipe for a cute selfie?

Ingredients

1 your perfect face

½ cup dazzling personality

2 tablespoons self love

any ol’ smartphone you can find

adorable puppy or Fenty Beauty Stunna Lip Paint (optional)

Instructions

You are capturing a beautiful creature in its natural habitat (aka you, wherever you are). It may take several attempts to photograph the essence of such an amazing being. You may need to try several lighting and angle options.

Snap photo. 

Exclaim, “Damn, I’m cute!”

Post for all the enjoy. Makes 1 serving. 

[sizvideos]

[kingkyllo]

This makes me so happy

[ihadsuchhighhopes]

And if you can’t find a dad

a lesbian will work just as well

[jimmy-tiberius-deactivated20200]

I didn’t think it could get better but it got better

[flowerinaflame]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

This is so fucking funny

[pineplapple]

[pineplapple]

IT WAS FUCKING TACOS

[blk-krrsantan]

@CrystalALawson

[secondalto]

OH MY HEART

[godney]

[thursday]

[unintended-yuzuki]

Come what may I will love you until my dying day

[youffievalentine]

natalia dyer, for dazed magazine

[atheistj]

me: *sees Harrison Ford trending on twitter*

me:

[neverthere12345]

[snugglebearinc]

[inthenameofsephiroth]

Amber Heard talks about bisexual Diana Prince.

[wiigipedia]

[babyanimalgifs]

OH MY GOD

[oneheadtoanother]

[holy-sciences]

This is what invasive thoughts look like

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s almost as if Hugh Hefner was projecting a force-field that protected creepy famous men, and with his death they were suddenly exposed.

[dorkaelskunkworks]

I prefer the “Carrie Fisher is doing her good work from beyond the grave” hypothesis, but hey.  You do you.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Why do you think those two phenomena are mutually exclusive

[dorkaelskunkworks]

The concept that Carrie Fisher murdered Hugh Hefner from beyond the veil  is actually pretty goddamn satisfying now that you mention it.