Local Body Horror Expert

33. They/it. Queer sci-fi/fantasy writer, brass player, singer, former morgue rat. SWERFS/TERFS FUCK OFF.

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[mitskifiles]

Mitski performing in Chicago

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[pyunyrage]

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[yamalvr]

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[kissedfawns]

kinda nervous about something. don’t know what it is yet

[stagkingswife]

You're trying to apotheosis and instead you apothe-house-is, can you imagine.

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[despazito]

[creekfiend]

help. the suspenders slipping off his shoulders are giving Boudoir Shoot

[ewaneneollav]

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[notamobboss]

She took the prize with another sub 30-second run this year as well

[parkchanwoohoo]

[beardedmrbean]

WorkshopCompanion

[mynon-existentsociallife]