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You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still
Hannibal (2013-2015)
"I Do."
Requested: Yes
Requested by: @colocloacla
Fandom: Legally Blonde
Pairing(s): Emmett Forrest x GN! Reader
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 407
You just finished your last College final, and your boyfriend might be a little excited about it.
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"So... how were your final, um, finals?" You heard your boyfriends voice from behind you.
"Great, I guess," you said. "But I guess we'll have to wait and see." You finally felt all the stress leave your body as Emmett Forrest, the love of your life, slung his arm around your shoulder.
"Well this calls for celebration, I was thinking a nice dinner at that place you like downtown?"
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As you walked home and unlocked the door to your shared apartment, it became increasingly clear that your boyfriend had just a little too much to drink. You plopped yourself down on the small couch, and got the wind knocked out of you when your tipsy boyfriend followed... landing directly on top of you.
"Hi," you giggled at Emmett.
Instead of responding, he just looked at you, seemingly taking in as much of you as he could. "Did you know how gorgeous you are?"
You chuckled, he was always like this when he was drunk. You were surprised, however, when he just kept talking.
"I'm so lucky to have you, Y/n, you have no idea." Oh god, he was making puppy dog eyes at you now.
"I think I understand pretty well, considering everything you've done for me," you responded quietly. These moments felt private, like talking too loud would shatter it.
"Marry me?"
You felt your face flush, and you watched Emmett's pale. "Shit. I... um- I meant to ask you um... after graduation."
You buried your face in your hands, it was all you could do to stop yourself from just staring at him with your mouth hanging open.
"I'm so sorry." Your boyfriend sounded so sad, so you looked up at him to see him nervously start pacing the tiny living room. He looked back at you and froze, trying to determine your expression.
You laughed. Emmett's face looked like he couldn't decide whether to celebrate or just walk out the door. But you hardly noticed through the tears clouding your vision from all the laughing.
You made your way over to your purse and pulled out a ring. Suddenly, Emmett realized why you were laughing; you were planning on proposing to him, too. He burst out laughing, eventually landing both of you back on the couch.
"Well, I guess you have your answer." You whispered to him, sending you both back into your fit of giggles.
"Yeah," he said. "I guess I do."
PLEASE WRITE SOME CHRISTIAN BORLE X READERS I AM BEGGING
The first time I’ve written in a while, I hope you like these❤️🥺
It is cannon that when you have bad dreams he sings you back to sleep
He’s not very forward in public but he does hold your hand and when you’re sitting somewhere he rubs his thumb against your knuckles
If he’s taller than you he always kisses your forehead
If you’re taller than him he kisses your cheek
When he walks by you working he will lean down and kiss your shoulder
He always reminds you to drink water and eat properly
He calls you beautiful at least once a day
He makes you coffee every morning
And he cooks your favorite meals for you
Take A Break | V.
summary: it’s your daughter’s birthday, but Vox isn’t able to spare anytime for her.
pairing: Vox x Overlord!reader
includes: Vox has a normal head guys, fluff, HEAVY angst, family issues, arguing, mentions of sex tapes, Valentino being a weird ass uncle, over protective parents, cursing, mentions of murder (i think that’s it, tell me if i missed any!)
a/n: honestly, this request made me think of hamilton the musical, hence the title of the one-shot. 🤷♀️ (also full credits to the artist on X!)
As an Overlord in Hell, your life was somewhat easier than normal sinners. You had their souls under your belt for your own use and powers that only those ranked attained. You attended boring meetings with the other Overlords, but you didn’t think you would meet your other half during these meetings, nonetheless, marry him. As a result of the marriage, both your powers grew stronger, along with the power of his company since a new face joined.
𝒹𝒶𝒹'𝓈 𝒷ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹 ! christian x 𝒻ℯ𝓂 ! reader
headshots + minific
where christian reconnected with your dad after not seeing him since before you were born, hanging out frequently once more after you'd gone off to college. he has no children, only a neglectful wife at home, who he knows only married him for his money. who ends up having to move into your dad’s house over the summer because of his wife, needing a short-term break from her crazyness.
𝒹𝒶𝒹'𝓈 𝒷ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹 ! christian who introduces himself to you when you come back home for summer break, shaking your hand in a tight grip as he subtly eyed you down in a manner he really hopes was friendly. you’re wearing your bikini top under an oversized t shirt that falls off your shoulder and some tiny tiny denim shorts, not realising christian would be at your dad’s place when you came home from the airport.
𝒹𝒶𝒹'𝓈 𝒷ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹 ! christian who tortures himself with trying not to think about you, your lips, your tits, your eyes, your legs. everything about you was drawing him in, bringing him closer and closer to the sweet taste of guilt-filled lust.
𝒹𝒶𝒹'𝓈 𝒷ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹 ! christian who sees you eyeing him when you think he’s not looking. sees the way your cheeks blush while you stare at his exposed skin, when his shirt rides up at the waist when reaching for something, or the way said shirt stretches around his thick, meaty arms while he helps you move things around in your room (a task you only asked him to help with so you could see him sweat beneath the thick summer humidity.), or his thick, floppy hair and the way it sits on his scruffy face, constantly sweat-smeared and pushed back with his fingers.
𝒹𝒶𝒹'𝓈 𝒷ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹 ! christian who doesn’t realise just how in deep you are with him. he doesn’t see you when you’re alone, with a stolen pair of boxers in between your fingers, pushed against your nose, sucking in his sweaty musk while you play with yourself under your panties in his bed while he and your dad are out getting lunch. you purposely leave your sticky residue on his sheets, letting him find it later as a gift from the heart.
𝒹𝒶𝒹'𝓈 𝒷ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹 ! christian who is one night talking with your dad as he’s about to leave the house for the night for a work dinner. “oh and by the way… can you quickly grab her a towel? i don’t know if she’s showered yet, but she needed a towel and i washed some for her. if you don’t mind! thanks man, take care of yourselves,” your dad tells him, shutting the door behind him. christian finds a towel, walking up the stairs to your room, opening the door to find a complete mess of clothes and other miscellaneous items scattered around the room in a craze. he looks over, sees the locked bathroom door, and decides to take his chances as he walks around your room. he doesn’t touch anything, only looking through some drawers, your dirty laundry. takes a couple pairs of panties for later. he’s a dirty old man for christ’s sake, can you blame him?
𝒹𝒶𝒹'𝓈 𝒷ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹 ! christian who’s having a bit of fun going through your shit when he hears some noise from the bathroom. under the loud rumble of the water, it almost sounds like moaning. he creeps closer to the door, hovering against it, confirming his suspicions. “fffffuck… d… daddyyy…! so goooood…” ah. so that’s where your issues stem. he likes to think he hesitated when reaching his hand over his pants to palm his dick, but he really didn’t. he whimpers slightly under his breath at the noise of your desperate whines, hearing a slight slick noise a couple times, coming to the conclusion you’re using a toy of some kind.
𝒹𝒶𝒹'𝓈 𝒷ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹 ! christian who touches himself to the sound of you fucking yourself in the shower. it’s absurd. it’s so good. it doesn’t take long for him to extend his movements, pulling his painfully hard, bright pink, throbbing dick out of his dark blue jeans to stroke himself with a steady pace. he hears you get louder. he suspects you know he’s here. not outside your door, but alone. in the house. only you two. you become more coherent, spewing out, “cccchristian… p…please, please daddy… right there, fuck!” the last three words pushed out of you in time with the thrusts of the silicone dick inside you. as you get closer, you get louder, letting on the pace you’ve taken with your toy, christian matching said pace, much to the dismay of his sanity. his breath quickens, as does yours, and he hears you for a final time, moaning out, “please! please daddy im so close, fuck… fuck im cominggggg…!”
𝒹𝒶𝒹'𝓈 𝒷ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹 ! christian who times his orgasm with yours. he finds safety under the deafening sounds of your moans, letting out some groans under his breath, cumming into the towel he still holds in his non-dominant hand.
𝒹𝒶𝒹'𝓈 𝒷ℯ𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹 ! christian who panics, leaving the soiled towel and the base of your bathroom door. rushing out and getting busy with another task before he can witness you lick the towel clean of his seed.
Teasing and Taunting
Damon had been a bit of a menace when he'd arrived, nothing but problems and plotting but I could tell he wasn't all bad.
Sometimes he had this moment of softness in his eyes, his jaw would tighten a little and this flicker of something human would appear.
Imagine Damon Salvatore drinking your blood during sex 🫣
I hope he's not ooc!
(blood drinking (both Damon and reader), blood kink ig?, vampirism, gn!reader, readers a human, unprotected sex, I think this is it!)
since you're asking..can u do a touch starved!damon salvatore pls,,,
hunger ✧
damon salvatore x fem!reader.
warnings: swearing, blood (obvi), smut, MDNI. 18+. biting, kissing, unprotected sex, creampie, dirty talk, use of nickname baby.
summary: damon was locked in the salvatore cellar for months, and when you finally bargain with stefan to let him out, he is touch starved, and all he wants is your attention.
a/n: i’m so excited to write for tvd. i’m rewatching the series and ITS SO GOOD. damon is such a hottie. like and comment if you enjoy, and my other stories/masterlist is pinned on my account. 🩷
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damon had been locked away for six months. stefan was trying to prove a point, and it made you nauseous seeing damon in such terrible condition. you couldn’t stomach it after a while, you really tried in the beginning. every morning and night you’d be outside his cell waiting for him, however as he was starved, he became more aggressive. attempting to push you away so he had no reason to look forward for the future. you didn’t allow that. you were always there, even after the comments, and hostility. his words started to affect you though. being around his presence was something you couldn’t walk away from, but you knew interacting with him when he was locked away was hard on him. you stopped staying good morning, only sitting outside his cell in silence.
Not a state, but in Ontario we have bagged milk.
what the fuck how do you drink bagged milk
I ACTUALLY KNOW THIS BECAUSE IT DROVE ME BONKERS SO I ASKED A CANADIAN FRIEND. they buy the bagged milk and then put it inside a reusable like plastic pourable thing. idk if they leave the milk in the bag though or pour it into the other container first. canada is weird.
what even is canada are y’all real
their money is plastic too haha
The new (plastic) money smells like maple syrup.
Bagged milk: you put the entire bag in the reusable holder, then cut the corner open to pour the milk out.
why don’t?? why not?? just,,, am milk gallon? how much milk comes in a bag
Fun game:
Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”
“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”
“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”
“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“
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