happy one year anniversary to this post getting marked as "potentially mature content" and then never leaving content review when i appealed. tumblr's own default loading graphic is considered by their own tos "potentially sexual" it seems.
@support you got any explanations for how this post got flagged? or why it never got reviewed? or what mature content might potentially be happening? believe me i am ALL ears
it's 2026 and this post is officially no longer "potentially mature" and is just "mature". so: either tumblr's own default loading graphic is now confirmed to be explicitly sexual and pornographic
or the concept of a pride flag is considered to be inappropriate for 13 year olds.
happy pride 2026. here's a pride flag for when corporate interests of a site run by dogshit transphobes, handwringing pearlclutchers, and "powerless" "allies" tell you that pride and your gender is no one else's fucking business:
been playing a video game with my housemates lately and the other night I was trying to persuade my boyfriend in law to join me in hunting for the current boss in an underwater temple map and I truly got like. possessed. started out going "come on brother... it's all fine in the brine... we're all set in the wet..." and ended up saying shit like "nobody's frantic in the Atlantic... it's always mail call at the whale fall..." truly incomprehensible
thought y'all might like to know that last night he contributed "I'm gonna cream in the stream" and then hastily clarified that he just meant enjoying a delicious ice cream cone in the water
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
fairly reliably when someone is mean and weird to you on Tumblr, you can look on their blog and all their recent posts will be about how unhappy they are in their interpersonal relationships and/or how frustrated they are that their creative venture hasn't found success. and it's like ohhhhh okay, I get it. you're clawing at other people because you're actively drowning. my sympathies, that sucks, but I'm not a lifeguard so carry on.
Hey real quick PSA: If you have food allergies TELL RESTAURANTS. I know it’s inconvenient and sometimes people are shitty but for real, please, tell waitstaff it’s allergy specific, don’t just order it without the allergy ingredient.
This was brought up in my mind again since my step-MIL would get furious if someone presented her with a food she couldn’t eat with her Crohn’s but she’d never told them in the first place what she couldn’t have or how severe her reactions were.
When I worked at the pizza place a ton of people would order pizzas without cheese for a variety of reasons, but only occasionally would they say it was because of an allergy.
This one day a white lady came in and ordered three pizzas with no cheese. I have no explanation for why I followed up, especially because she was extremely moody and snippy. But I asked, “Is this because of an allergy?”
“Yes,” she snapped.
“If it’s for an allergy you should know we do use a small amount of cheese in the red sauce as well. Is the allergy severe?”
“What? Yes, he’ll literally die, his throat closes up and stuff.”
I stared at her. Someone she was serving pizza to would die on contact with cheese? And she didn’t even bother to tell us that?!!?? Why in gods name was she even in a pizza place???
“Don’t you have anything without cheese?” She demanded.
I ended up doing a garlic rubbed crust with toppings.
I had to scrub down all the counters and surfaces and grab fresh bins for all the toppings to try to avoid any cross contamination and the extra time made her roll her eyes in exasperation. Like I’m sorry safety protocols are inconvenient but I hope this person you’re trying to murder leaves your life.
But anyway. Please be safe. Disclose your allergies.
Man it's been a while since I posted a fic. Was thinking about Copia's Sexy Pixxx folder on his computer and got some ideas :3
Summary: Phantom and Aurora go snooping around Copia's office and make a shocking discovery on his computer
Tags: Oral sex, anal sex, pnv sex, cock riding, masturbation, quintessence use, hypnosis, group sex, recording/pictures taken during sex, fic takes place between part 1 and 2 of the skeletour
Word Count: 1529
“What are we looking for exactly?”
“Dewdrop left some of his favorite guitar pics in Frater’s office, but his foot is still bothering him so he asked me to get them.”
Phantom and Aurora stood before Copia’s office, chittering softly as they tried to figure out how to go about this. Copia had left his office for some meetings so they would have to wait, but it wouldn’t hurt to just go in and find what Dewdrop needed.
“He probably left it unlocked. Go check,” Aurora said, gesturing for Phantom to go forward.
Phantom swallowed, feeling a strange pit in his stomach. Why did this feel wrong? This was Copia’s space. He had been there multiple times but now things were different with him being in charge of everything.
With a sigh, Phantom grabbed the door handle and pulled, opening the door. Nothing was any different when he looked into Copia’s office. They would just be in and out and everything would be okay.
“Let’s make it quick,” Phantom said as they both went into the office.
There was a mess of important looking papers on Copia’s desk and his computer had been left on. Phantom gazed at it curiously as Aurora went over to the desk and began rummaging through the cabinets.
“Nothing in here,” the ghoulette said. She looked at the computer and her eyes went wide, a smile slowly creeping on her lips.
“You find something, Rory?” Phantom asked.
“Come look,” Aurora crowed, waving him over.
Phantom went over to her side and looked at the computer screen. There were a few folders containing games that the ghoul had seen Copia play and others about important Ministry business, but the one thing that caught his eye was one folder in the lower right corner next to the recycle bin icon. A folder titled “Sexy Pixxx”.
“You see it too, right?” Aurora questioned.
“I do.”
“You wanna-”
“Yes.”
Phantom sat down in Copia’s chair and immediately clicked on the folder. To his surprise, it opened without needing any extra passwords. Multiple files popped up on the screen with names that were all too familiar to Phantom.
“Holy shit, the rest of the pack is in here,” Aurora whispered, eyes wide with excitement.
“One thousand pics of Cumulus and Aether? They got busy,” Phantom said, eager to see the treasure trove of pictures before him.
“There’s solo pictures, Bug~”
His eyes darted around the screen until he saw the solo pic folder. Oh, he had to see that.
“Let’s look at that first,” he crowed as he opened the file.
The first picture that came to the screen revealed Copia sitting in a fancy looking chair wearing his iconic white suit, but the bottoms were missing. His legs were spread, revealing his hard cock as he smiled smugly at the camera.
“He hasn’t worn that in a while,” Aurora said, pulling out her phone to take a picture of the screen.
“There’s a video,” Phantom said after scrolling to the video that was next.
Copia was slowly jerking himself off, moaning and gazing hungrily at the camera. Phantom’s face grew warm the more he watched. Did Copia have a secret onlyfans or was he on some other naughty site sharing these? He had to see more.
“You think he might have pictures of us on here?” Aurora asked.
“I don’t know. Let’s look some more,” Phantom replied as he looked through more pictures.
It didn’t take long until they were looking at pictures of their beloved pack mates. There was a lot of them wearing cute lingerie while crouching between Copia’s legs and many where they were in the middle of getting fucked by him and others.
“These are really fucking hot,” Aurora murmured, her eyes glued to the screen as a video of Cumulus jerking Copia off with her tits played.
“They are. There’s no pictures or videos of us though,” Phantom said.
There were plenty of nights where the two of them were with Copia, but he never asked to take pictures nor did he ever take out his phone. At least, that was what he thought. Surely there must be more hidden away in this folder.
“I wish Papa would take sexy pictures of me,” Aurora pouted.
“Wish granted, amore.”
Both ghouls yelped in unison and looked back to see Copia standing right behind them, his arms crossed despite the playful smirk on his lips.
“Ah! Pap-I…Uh…I mean, Frater. I didn’t hear you come in. The door was open and…and so was your computer,” Phantom stammered, his face getting warmer when he saw that hungry look in the older man’s eyes. Oh, there was no escaping him now.
“That folder wasn’t open the last time I was in here. You like what you see?” Copia questioned, stepping closer.
There was a faint chill in the air and Phantom noticed a familiar shadow behind Copia. A wicked toothy smile and golden eyes appeared as Swiss crawled out from the shadow.
“They love what they see, Papa. You gonna take some dirty pictures of them now?” Swiss asked, chuckling darkly.
“I just might have to, especially since they were snooping around my office like naughty little ghouls,” Copia said.
Phantom opened his mouth to speak, but stopped when he felt the multi ghoul’s quintessence take a hold of him. He glanced over at Aurora and saw the dumb smile on her lips as she giggled drunkenly.
“Would you like your Papa to take pictures of you? I would have asked sooner, but I never got the chance to ask,” Copia asked, reaching forward and cupping Aurora’s cheeks, making her chirp happily as she eagerly nodded.
“You want your picture taken too, Bug?” Swiss asked, sauntering over to Phantom and throwing an arm over his shoulder. His quintessence grew stronger, creating that all-too-familiar purple haze that fogged Phantom’s vision and thoughts. Sure, he could easily resist the older ghoul’s influence, but he couldn’t help but give in and let him take control for just a little while.
“I…I do~”
Phantom closed his eyes and when he opened them, he found himself kneeling naked before Copia while he sat at his office chair. Aurora was by his side, naked and purring away as she nuzzled Copia’s naked thighs, her tail thumping against the floor. Copia was petting in between her horns, humming a gentle tune as Swiss stood behind the chair, taking pictures on his phone.
“Smile pretty for your Papa, il mio piccolo pipistrello,” Copia cooed, lazily stroking his cock.
Phantom looked at his cock and then to Aurora who seemed to have the right idea. They smiled at each other before slowly running their tongues along either side of Copia’s cock, making the older moan moan beautifully.
“Cheese~”
Phantom closed his eyes again and when he opened them, he was getting fucked in the ass by Swiss on Copia’s bed. He moaned and gripped the sheets, losing himself to the overwhelming pleasure. Aurora’s bird-like cries filled the air and he looked over and saw her bouncing feverishly on Copia’s cock, her head falling back as she cried out his name, her long tongue hanging out. Swiss had his phone out, taking pictures of the two of them while still pounding into Phantom.
“Give…Give me the phone, Swiss,” Copia groaned, gripping Aurora’s waist with one hand while gesturing to Swiss with his free hand.
Swiss tossed the phone to Copia before going back to fucking Phantom like a dog. Copia held the phone up, cooing over Aurora who continued to bounce, her thighs shaking with each move.
“Such a pretty thing,” Copia moaned.
“It’ll be your turn next, Bug,” Swiss murmured in Phantom’s ear before biting down on his shoulder as he picked up the pace.
Phantom’s eyes rolled back in his head as he bucked against the sheets, spilling himself onto them as Swiss hit the right spot. The older ghoul pushed his full length into him, a shaky growl escaping his lips as he filled Phantom’s hole with his hot love. Everything was a blur as Phantom relaxed into the bed, but he could hear Copia and Aurora crying in unison before their cries turned to soft moans and deep breaths.
“My pretty girl,” Copia cooed.
“Got the Bug all warmed up for you, Papa,” Swiss said, slowly pulling out of Phantom with a wet pop.
“And I got the sweet girl nice and wet for you,” Copia chuckled.
There was movement and Phantom turned to find Aurora laying next to him, looking absolutely blissed out. The ghoulette giggled and cuddled closer to him, wrapping her arms and legs around him.
“How adorable. You getting pics, Papa?” Swiss asked.
“Already on it~”
Phantom was about to turn and smile over at Copia, ready for another round, but Aurora pulled him closer, a playful sparkle in her eyes.
“Let’s give Papa a whole movie, Buggy,” she giggled before pulling him into a hungry kiss.
Phantom closed his eyes again, losing himself once more. He forgot all about what Dewdrop had originally sent him to Copia’s office for as the clicks from the phone camera filled the air.
you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too
“shouldnt there be more records of trans people before” do you have any idea how much history was not recorded because it was personal and trivial and away from anything that could record it anyway?
somewhere out there is an 100 year old photo in someone’s basement of someone’s grandparent’s aunt who never married and had an adam’s apple she hid with scarves and the name written doesn’t match with the rest of the family’s names on ellis island somewhere out there a little girl tending to the chickens wishes he could grow up muscled and tanned like his dad and somewhere out there a poet who’s works will be lost when their family moves wonders if they can opt out of all gendered obligations and somewhere out there a miner wishes she could have breasts like her wife but her boss will kill her before she even hears the word transvestite and somewhere out there taller women with small chests put on loose clothes and worked for-hire jobs and died so far from where anyone knew them that whoever found him didn’t know that he had even been doing that. magnus hirshfeld’s institute was burned. a tree that falls in an empty forrest still made a sound even if we will never know
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