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a day late but it’s halloween somewhere else, right?
what is wrong with him? is he stupid?
I think his gravity is rapidly increasing and decreasing, actually. I'd call a vet, he probably ate something bad.
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Happy New Year's Eve!
Look at all the Rouxls! HUGE thank you to all of the wonderful artists who participated!
@cozylittleartblog @cr3ntist @mintytealeaves @yourclassicdemonpal @art-denne
@faeyuh @tanzabee @stunfiskz @sillyjesterart @sillyguy104
@lenlen8 @chiperti @orangeleftyart @ne0nwithazero @smolmight97
@tecuu1xxz @stylish-fish @sosoribro @clowny-rolls @rouxls-worm
@reigobun @h4ppysoki @spotaus @laughingfranki @someamateurartist
@delta-gambit-au @dyson-the-vacuum @a-heart-that-believes @irexsstuff @scribblznsuch
@gumuiso @holey-punch @raeeflea @kisiel-z-kosmosu @inkwellimps
Again, thank you all SO much for taking part in Rouxlbooke!! It is so cool to see so many great artists joining in, everyone did a really good job and it's super nice to see each and every person's drawing of Rouxls!! It really means a lot that people put in time and effort to participate in this collab, and I can only hope that everyone had fun!
Happy New Year's Eve, and I hope that next year will be kind to you folks! Best of wishes, and may your days be full of joy :]
i was going insane over rouxls again recently n saw your art of him, n now im going even more insane over queenkaard ouuuuuuuh. the way you draw them and write them is so so so insanely good i want to crush them in my handdddd.
anyways thx to you i drew a few goofy queenkaard stuff(the 2nd one comes with a screenshot of me explaining my idea before i attempted it lol)
imf cking losing my mind these are so CUTE ??????? HOLY shit. thank you for the food, you draw them adorably 🥺
@ everyone look at these right now
rouxls is dweebus supremeth lol
was trying to talk abt this in the tags of my other post but it got eaten so its just gonna be its own post
i adore the idea of rouxls trying way too hard to impress queen
like just trying to fix stuff that did not bother queen at all nor did she even notice or care abt
like theyll walk somewhere and there will be a very easily avoidable puddle in their path but rouxls is all “no no no mine Queene shall noteth be obstructed in Any wayeth” so this cringefail loser dork dweebus man stops queen n throws his coat on top of the puddle for her to walk across
n shes just like bro what lol you did not need to do any of that
but rouxls is just “nay! anything for mine queen” cuz hed do literally anything for her, requested or not
so shes just okay dweeb lol n walks over his coat path n now rouxls is just soaked for the rest of the day but his stupid goofy ass threw his coat in a puddle for No reason
and when anyone asks why tf his coat is soaked he makes a big deal over his grand and noble sacrifice he made for his queene and how it’s certainly put him closer to being butler supremeth
gonna blow him up now /affectionately
decided to just post all my recent deltarune art ive been posting to my bsky in one big chunk. if you cant tell, i like rouxls kaard a very normal amount :]
also half my fuckin tags got eaten bruh. i was talking abt how cringefail rouxls is. will be its own post i suppose
ZOMG GUYS??? my uncle who works at deltarune gave me these hidden SECRET files about a deleted character from chapter 2 just kidding these are all fake.
anyways the deltarune universe doesn’t nearly have enough pathetic woman characters so I decided to invent one myself, I wasn’t planning on posting these at first but figured it’d be fun to share this disaster with the world
Here’s my swatchlingsona, Swatch’s fucked up deadbeat burgerpants-esque sister who would sometimes work the night shift at the color cafe
Spamton as soon as they show him the number of shots he needs
An addition….
If you see this post you are required by law to doodle Rouxls Kaard and reblog so I can see it
i know this post is like 2 years old but heres some of mine
What are your Rouxls Kaard headcanons? I'd like to know.
Off the top of my head:
Typically doesn't chew worms, just swallows them whole, raw and wriggling. Usually slurps them up like spaghetti, one at a time, taking a moment to savor each one before swallowing. Eats them with his hands, no silverware.
Is not opposed to, and is in fact rather casual about cooking with worms as an ingredient, or otherwise turning them into other dishes or condiments (such as Rouxls's Roux).
Rouxls is in fact a being composed of gelatinous slime (very popular headcanon despite a complete lack of canon evidence). Can change viscosity from changes in emotion, but not at will. The default is quite thick and gloopy, something "half-solid" like gelatin, tar or dough. Fairly matte and quite opaque; basically, he's made of oobleck. Only really starts to "melt" in extreme cases.
His slime body holds together pretty well, perhaps having some sort of outer membrane like an amoeba (?). I've tinkered with but never fully fleshed-out the idea of single-cell Rouxls... basically, he won't drip or anything. He remains one solid "mass" of liquid unless some is cut from him.
Cannot change his form aside from the viscosity thing; like, he can't enlarge a limb at will or anything. He's a humanoid in the shape he is just naturally.
Since he's made almost entirely of a "substance" rather than flesh and bone (btw he lacks bones and is thus technically an invertebrate), he can't really "work out" his muscles to become stronger, because he literally has no muscles to begin with. He's a magical being, he just kind of wills himself to move and it happens.
He CAN grow larger by eating more food than is needed and shrink by exerting more energy than he takes in, in a system that's somewhat analogous to fat storage, but not exactly the same. An increase in mass would make him stronger, but increase his food/water needs and weight, like somewhat meat creature muscles. His body "stores" excess nutrients, energy and water in additional slime, somewhat like meat creature fat (although there is a maximum amount of water that can be stored). It's weird and alien and shit. If he starved for long enough he could die.
So BASICALLY, like some sort of magical single-celled creature, he has no bones and is just a bunch of organs floating in jelly, a flying spaghetti monster encased in opaque Jell-O. He still shits and pisses, he still needs to breathe (and can become out of breath), has a heartbeat and veins but they're probably quite simple and where the bones would be. He's an anatomically "primitive" creature, I guess one could say...
Hair, brows and lashes are NOT made of slime. idk if they're really made of keratin... he has folicles or something akin to folicles that grows it. Basically the same as human hair, it grows endlessly, has no feeling and must be washed/brushed regularly. Undecided on body/facial hair, I kind of like the idea of him having a perpetually baby-smooth face but ALSO like the idea of a five-o-clock shadow or some pit/chest hair... btw, it's naturally white and glossy, just genetics.
Eyeballs, teeth, nails, reproductive organs and a lot of the inner mouth are also not slime. Face remains intact when he melts, dw they don't pop out or anything.
Rouxls is not one-of-a-kind, and belongs to a "species" of slimes. They come in many "body" and hair colours, with Rouxls being a pretty typical representation in that regard. They also tend towards tallish, narrow frames and elflike androgyny, so he's pretty average there too. Of course, size largely depends on diet, lifestyle and individual metabolism; Rouxls is still considered slim among his kind, a twink, but is not so thin as to be unhealthy (again, they can starve).
Has a sense of feel all over his body, but only his non-slime bits feel PAIN (so if you punched him, the impact would hurt, but if you cut him, you'd have to cut deep or in a vulnerable area for it to hurt). If some slime is removed, the hole fills in with other slime pulled from the rest of his form, and the removed slime will slowly melt as it "dies" (it can be reabsorbed for a period of time after removal). After removal, his form stabilizes and becomes "thinner" looking. He, in fact, often does this to himself on purpose, with various collection tools such as ice cream scoops. Why? Because...
...it can be used for various things! He uses it as calligraphy ink (makes it more personal, using his own shade of blue). It can be boiled to create dye, which he has used on his own clothing (why they match his skin!). Rouxls is very proud of being a slime and having such a rich, beautiful blue pigment (according to him). Basically an Etsy guy, sells his shit.
(the routine removal of excess mass also keeps him as trim as he is, although he'd never admit that about his "gloriouslie slimme, elegant figure"... bro loves his worms, is a duke and is generally A Muncher, although not to an extreme degree. Also doesn't deliberately exercise ever, zero stamina. On the flip side, he has an above-average but not insane metabolism... he just likes eating, and without his slimecrafting hobby would be slowly but surely affected by this)
HE'S TRANS! I 100% vibe with this common hc. He's got the hips, eccentric fashion sense and immense love of Being Male. Has top scars because they cauterized his chest after removing them to prevent the slime from filling back in! Unsure if he's still on T, but def was at some point because of his voice. Likely retains unaltered "hardware," but again, I'm unsure. Def still has periods, though. IS VERY HAPPY WITH HIS CURRENT BODY AND WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING (excepting his "hardware" if he had the chance, and maybe he has idk). HE LIKES BEING A PRETTY-BOY GLITTER TWINK. IT WAS HIS GOAL. VERY LITTLE DYSPHORIA REMAINS.
I'm def team one-black-eye-one-blue-eye, even though it was almost certainly a mere graphical error. One of his parents was probably pen ink black and gave it to him. He loves it.
btw, slimes reproduce in a very human-like fashion. No mitosis.
Like 95% gay, but has a very intense "thing" for Queen. By far the hottest thing to him is being a powerful, villainous ruler, and the scope and ruthlessness of her campaign was the best he'd ever seen (after spending so much time among King). He's pathetically down bad for her and wants to be her second-in-command more than anything.
Fruity, flirty and gnc af. Very stereotypical gay twink. Orders elaborate cocktails at bars, crossdresses (doesn't make him dysphoric anymore), says "slay" and stuff like that, paints his nails, enjoys fashion. Would be a great "gay best friend" if he had any friends. Despite his flirtiness, easily flustered if one flirts back. Blood is cyan, so he blushes cyan (forget who I picked that hc up from).
About that, identified as a gay man until he met Queen, which has sent him into a currently unresolved label crisis (she's the only woman he's ever been attracted to, but he's more strongly attracted to her than he's ever been to anybody before). Trying to play it cool. Is currently failing.
Probably mid-to-late twenties. Pretty young, but adult.
VERY vain. Intensive hair and skin(?)care routines. Was not this vain pre-transition, just loves being a handsome man so so much.
Tries to hide it (and fails) when in front of others, but cares deeply about Lancer. Has done the vast majority of parenting since King Lost It, and has grown to love Lancer as a son. Is not great at it in purely utilitarian terms (the "3 glasses of milk dinner" Lancer mentions was a Rouxls thing), but when nobody else is looking, is so, so affectionate.
Hi Queenkaard Nation
1. Who is the most affectionate? Rou when he gets clingy, Que is generally just affectionate
2. Big spoon/Little spoon? Big Spoon Que / Little Spoon Rou
3. Most common argument? dumb things that the internet has argued abt that que randomly brings up
4. Favorite non-sexual activity? idk
5. Who is most likely to carry the other? que <33 rou is a noodle come to life
6. What is their favorite feature of their partner's? que likes how silly rou is and how excited he gets abt things he likes, rou likes that que doesnt hate him
7. What's the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other? rou panicked, que told swatch in an unsure manner and swatch immediately regretted living
8. Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate? most of them are self explanatory basic pet names, some are just origins of Rous interests
9. Who worries the most? rou bcuz hes mentally ill
10. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant? que cuz shes a computer
11. Who tops? uh
12. Who initiates kisses? que
13. Who reaches for the other's hand first? que or rou guh
14. Who kisses the hardest? idk bro
15. Who wakes up first? que usually
16. Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer? rou, bro wants to sleep all day
17. Who says I love you first? wh?? like who said it first?? rou-
18. Who leaves little notes in the other's one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?) que cuz rou doesnt know how to cook
19. Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first? que cuz she overshares unless explicitely told not to
20. What do their family/friends think of their relationship? swatch is disappointed, tasque manager also, ralsei finds it odd but is happy for them nonetheless, lancer likes having parents who actually love eachother, susie finds it funny, kris thinks its character development, im too lazy to continue
21. Who is more likely to start dancing with the other? rou, he loves to dance with people he likes (and who can also dance)
22. Who cooks more/who is better at cooking? que
23. Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines? que to embarrass rou
24. Who whispers inappropriate things in the other's ear during inappropriate times? what does this mean?? im gonna assume what it means, in which que prolly, rou just says stupid shit
25. Who needs more assurance? rou, its the mental illness man
26. What would be their theme song? they have theme songs :3
27. Who would sing to their child back to sleep? Rou
28. What do they do when they're away from each other? work or individually take care of Lancer
29. one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart? idk 30. one headcanon about this OTP that mends it? i also dont know grrr
thinking about the loser wife again
sure queenkaard is fun but what if they were actually besties instead
even funnier if queen goes from finding rouxls absolutely insufferable to being bros with him within like a few days. he does like, one moderately cool/non-annoying thing and shes chill with him now.
she'll be like "Okay This is my Super Annoying Super Crazy Super Weird And also Awesome and Hilarious but Also Kinda Goofy Homeboy Slash Minion who I am Coparenting My Son With Say Hello Rolex I mean Roblox I mean Rubik's Cube I mean Rules I mean Rouxls"
she also probably tries to hype up the position of being her friend so much too.
"Hey Man we are Totally Like Coworkers Now Lol We Should Be Besties So If You Hear Anyone Say Anything Bad About Me You Now Have: Full Permission to Explain to Them in Detail Why They are Objectively Wrong"
also she calls him girlfriend and bestie and bff but also dude and man and bro and tries to get rouxls to do the same
heres a visual i prepared
sometimes a ship is a vengeful powerful king and his beautiful anime prettyboy who contributes nothing to anything and who he got from a dumspter behind a mcdonalds