i exist i guess

i "post" on my "tumblr"

[stylish-fish]

hello everyone! i'm finally making a pinned post.

i'm stylish-fish, also known as fish. they/them, finland, 19 years old, aroace

my current obsession is deltarune, but i might post undertale, tf2 or gravity falls occasionally. that unpleasant sickly little thing rouxls kaard will not leave my head.

art tag: #my art

textpost tag: #my posts

side blog for less serious art/stuff like that: @stylish-fish-around-town

blog where i pretend to be rouxls for fun: @deltarouxne-official

kingkaard blog: @the-kingkaard-archive

asks are closed right now, but that might change

look at this fancy banner:

i swear & talk about sexual stuff here sometimes just a warning for anyone who wants to avoid that 👍

[stylish-fish]

tbh i wish i liked the metal cover of rasputin by turisas because it's a) rasputin and b) metal but unfortunately. for some reason it's so fast-paced it makes me feel like my blood is boiling but like. in the literal and not the figurative sense and that makes me feel kind of ill 😔

[neroushalvaus]

Kootaan joulupöytä!

Meen pitsalle (en juhli joulua / näytä tulokset)

Riisipuuroa

Lanttulaatikkoa

Rosollia

Lohta

Kinkku

Manteleita puuroon

Muita laatikoita (maksa/porkkana/peruna)

Aurajuustoa

Pipareita

Joulutorttuja

Vihreitä kuulia

Voting ended onJan 1

[stylish-fish]

on topic of cucumbers. my brother ones showed me a video of a kid singing the fnaf 1 song and i'm 100% that when they were supposed to sing "newcomers to play with us" they actually sang "cucumbers to play with us" i would've done the same

[stylish-fish]

a funny thing my sister does is speak completely everyday finnish EXCEPT sometimes she'll add a random english word in the middle that is a) pronounced using finnish pronounciation rules b) conjugated using finnish conjugation rules and c) an incredibly common, basic word that exists in finnish and has no reason to be in english whatsoever. like sorry that i can't "removoida" the "kukumber" from the table i'm too busy laughing my ass off at the comedic genius of that sentence & i mean this in a very sincere way this is genuinely funny to me

[stylish-fish]

this image says a lot about society

[kettle-bird]

Jackass Jenny #1: The face of innocence

[stylish-fish]

what if there was a guy who dressed in dark blue and a guy who dressed in light blue and they like. maybe kissed and stuff. and had an incredibly unhealthy relationship with a toxic power dynamic and strange obsession with each other and also fucked up an entire country. i know this is a reach but what if

[stylish-fish]

some finnish movie was rated 1 star on the newspaper and called unintentionally comedic by the reviewer let me watch what i can only hope is absolute cinema

[stylish-fish]

fun experience like literally. mysterious serial killer who writes messages like "making the world a better place" in their victims' (who are like really hated public figures) blood. they're given the name "tuomari" which means judge but is also the finnish translation for the punisher so i find it funny that they were just talking about the punisher for the entirety of the movie y'know another overly edgy franchise. so much blood everywhere. kari sorjonen aka the protagonist is an Angsty Old Man who starts the movie in a mental hospital insisting that he doesn't want to take the case (but he ends up taking the case anyway) and has sherlock-like abilities of getting a perfect flashback to a relevant scene everytime he touches his head. also randomly quotes nietsche. a slaughterhouse because edginess. there's also lasse, his archenemy who's this scary serial killer who was previously caught and put to jail and is like. this stereotypical scarily calm stylish guy who's constantly saying vague shit like "the punisher is close but not in the way you think" and also has a connection to janina, the main guy's daughter, who herself has done evil stuff before but seems to regret it and he's like. trying to bring out the dark side in her or whatever. also he's secretly communicating with the killer with what we later learn is a shared email account. lena who's an Angsty Old Woman (but a pretty cool character to me), kari's ex and kinda badass in a lot of scenes. also tells the protagonist that he's just not ready to go far enough to catch the killer (she does stuff like kidnap the killer's potential victims including her own daughter) so i guess that's why he ends up killing lasse at the end because he also taunts him. lasse himself escapes from jail but this is like. given no focus in the story until the scene where kari kills him and this is a pretty anticlimactic death for him all things considered. katia, lena's daughter who's pretty cool but also explains the exact reasons her mom's parenting was bad for some reason. a character called timo who's played by an actor called tomi which is pretty cool. he's a criminal who randomly becomes plot relevant in the second act but never really appears again. the killer who's just. a random dude who appears in the background during the movie but otherwise doesn't really have an established connection to any of the cast except lasse i guess. he speaks in really exaggerated coarse whispers to add to the Scariness Factor but it's just funny to me. he tries really hard to frame lena as the killer but there's not really. a reason for that since he's just kinda here to be the killer. we don't really learn anything about him except he likes writing in blood and wants to "make the world a better place" by killing his victims. like timo gets a backstory and he just. doesn't. overall not a bad experience, i was kind of entertained but would probably not watch again idk a very stereotypical serial killer movie to me

[stylish-fish]

kari makes really funny expressions too like. looks of absolute devastation and a pretty funny scene is when timo who's just a disheveled looking guy living in a van and who kari describes as having "an iq equal to his shoe size" has an entire police squad with guns and shit sent to arrest him. to be fair they think he has a connection to the killer but. it's pretty funny

[stylish-fish]

some finnish movie was rated 1 star on the newspaper and called unintentionally comedic by the reviewer let me watch what i can only hope is absolute cinema

[stylish-fish]

fun experience like literally. mysterious serial killer who writes messages like "making the world a better place" in their victims' (who are like really hated public figures) blood. they're given the name "tuomari" which means judge but is also the finnish translation for the punisher so i find it funny that they were just talking about the punisher for the entirety of the movie y'know another overly edgy franchise. so much blood everywhere. kari sorjonen aka the protagonist is an Angsty Old Man who starts the movie in a mental hospital insisting that he doesn't want to take the case (but he ends up taking the case anyway) and has sherlock-like abilities of getting a perfect flashback to a relevant scene everytime he touches his head. also randomly quotes nietsche. a slaughterhouse because edginess. there's also lasse, his archenemy who's this scary serial killer who was previously caught and put to jail and is like. this stereotypical scarily calm stylish guy who's constantly saying vague shit like "the punisher is close but not in the way you think" and also has a connection to janina, the main guy's daughter, who herself has done evil stuff before but seems to regret it and he's like. trying to bring out the dark side in her or whatever. also he's secretly communicating with the killer with what we later learn is a shared email account. lena who's an Angsty Old Woman (but a pretty cool character to me), kari's ex and kinda badass in a lot of scenes. also tells the protagonist that he's just not ready to go far enough to catch the killer (she does stuff like kidnap the killer's potential victims including her own daughter) so i guess that's why he ends up killing lasse at the end because he also taunts him. lasse himself escapes from jail but this is like. given no focus in the story until the scene where kari kills him and this is a pretty anticlimactic death for him all things considered. katia, lena's daughter who's pretty cool but also explains the exact reasons her mom's parenting was bad for some reason. a character called timo who's played by an actor called tomi which is pretty cool. he's a criminal who randomly becomes plot relevant in the second act but never really appears again. the killer who's just. a random dude who appears in the background during the movie but otherwise doesn't really have an established connection to any of the cast except lasse i guess. he speaks in really exaggerated coarse whispers to add to the Scariness Factor but it's just funny to me. he tries really hard to frame lena as the killer but there's not really. a reason for that since he's just kinda here to be the killer. we don't really learn anything about him except he likes writing in blood and wants to "make the world a better place" by killing his victims. like timo gets a backstory and he just. doesn't. overall not a bad experience, i was kind of entertained but would probably not watch again idk a very stereotypical serial killer movie to me

[stylish-fish]

some finnish movie was rated 1 star on the newspaper and called unintentionally comedic by the reviewer let me watch what i can only hope is absolute cinema

[stylish-fish]

i may not use tumblr that much anymore i just kinda post some random thoughts here every now and then

[stylish-fish]

"i hope jakey dies" is really a peak post

[stylish-fish]

hot yaoi base is a good one as well. i only need to use a three word shorthand to describe when a gay couple is portrayed. like that and everyone chronically online enough will immediately get it

[stylish-fish]

actually because lancer is canonically bouncy. is king too

[tismchasm]

Hold on lemme find the thumbnail again

[stylish-fish]

two people i'm sitting next to started singing bohemian rhapsody and doing the instrumentals a capella this is actually awesome 👌

[stylish-fish]

captain america marvel rivals feels like soldier tf2 but written like. unironically