morganic chem.

"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious."

[lolfactory]

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

[thedreadpiratejames]

Is it weird that I’m a guy and still relate to this?

[autopotion]

holy shit look at the people who wrote the spongebob musical songs

[honeyproducer-blog]

This is going to go so fucking hard

[weloveshortvideos]

[dashbeardconfessional]

found this comb at a Jimmy Eat World concert

[voidbat]

this made me feel actual joy

[nehirose]

oh no this is like.  legitimate pure delight.

[only1600kids]

A cement truck crashed near Winganon, Oklahoma in the 1950s and the mixer was too heavy to move. It’s still there; locals have painted it to look like an abandoned NASA capsule.

[bloop-of-cute-deactivated201809]

That’s what they say

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

[crownsforusall]

That boy short-circuited

[petyrbaelishs]

positive ladies meme: game of thrones + women being friends ♦ requested by @elzabetholsens

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[no-nottoday-blog]

@latteyette

[guygcrdner]

THIS POST IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST OF ALL TIME OK

[rubyredwisp]

I felt lots of pressure mainly from myself, not really from anybody else. I also felt like it was now or never. I wanted to put 25 out earlier but I just didn’t feel like it was the right time. I didn’t feel like the record was good enough. I didn’t feel like I was ready. And it kind of felt like if I go any further than this, it might be too late to come back with anything. So, yeah, I was feeling the pressure but I couldn’t have done any better than I’ve done with this record. I did my best. I’m convinced that I did my best. That’s why I’m happy for people to hear it now. – Adele

[morganicchem]

Can I just be Adele already???

[buzzfeed]

Huge congratulations to @mattbellassai for winning the People’s Choice Award for Favorite Social Media Star!!

[morganicchem]

UNMUTE THIS

[liryae-blog]

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

[organicandhappy]

I needed this so much.

[morganicchem]

Be MerrM

[forcewakens]

[only1600kids]

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

[micdotcom]

Watch: This is spot on — but polls show it will take a lot to change public opinion.

[dbarefootlawyer]

Can’t believe I am reblogging words uttered by George W. Bush. 

[thefandomdropout]

THIS

[ijustcantevenwithyallrightnow]

The one time we all agreed with Bush.

[the-evil-twin]

And even more impressive - in that last video, notice the date on the upper right hand side. He said that just six days after the 9/11 attack. 

[mosaicabstract]

ya’ll know we’re fucked when suddenly george seems like a fucking liberal compared to what the right looks like now

[pchcrew]

[alphadadbod]

fuck, i wish my drunk snap stories were this gold

[theshawtynug-deactivated2017102]

gold