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[gettingintoknives]

literally how am i supposed to react to this email my mom sent my entire family

[leng-m]

Lol, I just saw a post that was like, "If you have this belief, your favourite character would hate you." Have we done it? Have we actually gone full circle? Our faves think *we* are problematic?

[draconym]

I carry a small tape measure on my keychain because several months ago some lady in the grocery store asked me if I had a tape measure on me. I don't work there, she just apparently thought I looked like someone who would have a tape measure on a trip to the grocery store and I was so flattered by this assumption that I went out and bought a keychain tape measure. I have had reason to use it almost every single day since so I guess what I am saying is Thank you, Grocery Store Lady Who Needed To Know How Wide a Baking Tray Was, you were so right and it has improved my life.

[hollowtones]

Favorite multiple of seven?

I usually think about other stuff.

[pathologising]

"just put yourself out there" what if I scared. what then.

[grawly]

[iamoutofideas]

that’s what you see after you die

[grawly]

i am looking at it righ tnow....

[iamoutofideas]

got some bad news for you man :/

[grawly]

what is it

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

[pointnclick]

your message “i’m gonna getcha! i’m gonna getcha!” has been removed for violating Twitter’s terms of service (threats of violence)

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[honeypleasejustkillme]

im just built different (unstable)

[silverjirachi]

[supermariomamafucker]

what is that thing

[c3po]

squeak now or forever hold ur cheese

[killue]

*scrolling*

not reading that sorry

not reading that sorry

squeak now or forever hold your cheese? lol!

not reading that sorry

[solarsyrup]

always some kind of fucking temperature

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]