king of Lyndell

26 I he/him I gaymerTM

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I'm still alive, I actually took time off from work when the DLC released to play it immediately

and I have LOT of feelings about the new crucible lore and all the hornsent stuff

I will write down some of my thoughts (which mostly consist of me calling Marika slurs) at some point after more ppl played the dlc so I don't spoil stuff BUT the reason I'm here right now guy I'm talking to on grindr randomly sent me a meme I made which made me look for my login info to this blog small world, holy fuck

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I relate to Morgott bc I too am a depressed virgin with a toxic family

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good news everyone! Serosh isn't actually dead, he just moved to Stormveil castle.

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one of my all time favourite secret identity tropes is "people assume Character A is in a relationship with their secret identity"

Margit the Fell is seen getting in and out of the Veiled Monarch's bedchambers one too many time

and sure he takes orders directly from the King but multiple meetings that start at sundown and last til dawn?

the comedy potential is endless

(as is the tragedy potential but I refuse to be sad today)

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the Tarnished that ends up courting Morgott thinks this is fucking hilarious and absolutely plays into this

walks up to "Margit" talking to people and tells him that king requested both of them with a wink

Morgott is exhausted

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one of my all time favourite secret identity tropes is "people assume Character A is in a relationship with their secret identity"

Margit the Fell is seen getting in and out of the Veiled Monarch's bedchambers one too many time

and sure he takes orders directly from the King but multiple meetings that start at sundown and last til dawn?

the comedy potential is endless

(as is the tragedy potential but I refuse to be sad today)

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honey it's time for your daily crying session about that line from Morgott's remembrance

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depression is fun bc one day you just look around and realize you fucked up your life through 6 months of just ... neglecting everything (:

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sooooooo if Morgott's true identity came to light how many people do you think would accuse him of being the one behind Godwyn's assassination?

my guess would be most 🙃

(also I just had a very depressing™ image of Morgott pleading with Erdtree to trade his own life for Godwyn's bc he thinks he is not worthy of the throne)

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What should I do with my foolish ambitions, oh king?

*raises the stick to attack* *stick still raised* *stick still raised* *stick still raised* *attacks* Put them to rest. (btw this is absolutely not an RP account, I can barely meme)

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tfw you are trying to be depressed majestic but your fanclub keeps showing up

hope I got a the wtf facial expression right

I probably didn't

I really can't draw faces (or most other things)

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ngl I love that we all collectively looked at Morgott and Mohg and were like yeah Morgott's clearly the older twin

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had to make this meme quickly before ntfs finally die out (honestly Mohg would probably have his own NTFs but I wanted to keep this simple)

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imagine a tarnished that is really sympathetic towards Omens and keeps trying to convince "Margit" to stop fighting for the Golden Order and instead join their Omen liberation group Tarnished : "Hey, I understand you feel like you owe the king something for making you a commander and granting you a whole unit, but I'm just saying, would the king still give a fuck about you if you weren't useful?" Meanwhile Morgott's staring at them, probably having an aneurysm.

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one thing I really wish gamers understood is that what is in game might not 100% be reflective of the lore I mainly mean environment wise if I hear one more person genuinely trying to say there are no civilians in the Lands Between I will lose my mind did you really expect fromsoft to, what? create hundreds of npcs and their houses and stuff that would serve no real purpose and take way too much time and resources? all game devs do this with open world games you will never have realistic npc population in a big open world game! same way the actual world is usually not realistic size like in a game, in lore they will say something along the lines "it took LORE CHARACTER months to finish the perilous journey" and in game you can cross the same distance within minutes because it is a damn video game use your imagination like yes, in game we only see either the broken down places or the places filled with enemies because it makes sense for them to be in the game I guarantee that the population of Lands Between does not consist of soldiers, undead, mercenaries, like 12 merchants and Irina's dead body (F) (sure people complaining about stuff like this are the minority but I've had to deal with them since I started playing open world games in 2008 and if I see one more post about this on reddit I will pop a vein in my eye prob)

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Mohg really takes after his mother, doesn't he?

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The birth of Morgott and Mohg, 420 before shattering, colourized (look up the baby yeet meme if confused)

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I keep thinking about the concept of omens

if people are reading the lore correctly (and I'm inclined to believe they are) and Omens are linked to the crucible then potentially the only reason they are reviled is politics/religion

which leads to me to next point

(warming : sadness ahead)

you see, no matter how strongly something is ingrained in a society there will always be people willing to go against it

so I do not for even one second believe that every single parent would have willingly given up their child to be tortured to death (as per Omen Bairn description : Omen babies have all their horns excised, causing most to perish.)

imagine a woman who just finished giving birth and can hear her child crying in the room next to hers but when she asks to hold him her husband just gives her a blank stare and she knows and she wails because that is her child and she knows what will happen now and no-one will save him and she cannot protect him

actually no, that is sad. do not imagine that.

another thing not to imagine is an older couple living alone near a forest one day finding an basket with an omen child because the parents could not bear to hand him over and the old couple takes the child in to raise him and they live so far from people and for a couple of years they are happy until a passing omenkiller sees the child helping his adoptive mother gather herbs in the forest and then the sun is going down and they are still not home and the old man goes to search for them only to find out his wife was willing to fight until her last breath

also don't imagine imagine a man whose wife just passed away during childbirth tightly clutching the little bundle on his chest and pleading with the midwife not to report the child meanwhile Marika is that meme of a woman yeeting a toddler (yes, yes we don't know for sure but I don't like her so until proven otherwise I think that is how it went down) so now that you are sad go out and kill some omenkillers, they deserve it (THEY LITERALLY MAKE THEIR WEAPONS OUT OF THE HORNS OF OMENS THEY KILLED JFC)